Xuan Qing stared intently at Su Diandian: "When will the moon be bright...?"

What kind of question is this? It's a poem by Su Shi, a poet of the bold and unrestrained school, which is taught in junior high school textbooks.

"Raising a cup to ask the blue sky..." Su Diandian recited the entire poem without hesitation.

With each line she recited, Xuanqing's expression grew increasingly grim.

He muttered to himself, "It's you...it really is you...how could it be you?"

What is "you are me"?

Su Diandian realized what was happening.

Could it be that the guy from before wrote Su Dongpo's poem to his brother into a love letter and used it as a love confession?

What an absolute idiot she is!

Are you trying to bully Su Dongpo because he won't wake up and argue with her?

Do all the time-traveling predecessors have this problem?

But there's no time to worry about that now.

Su Diandian gritted her teeth and asked Xuan Qing, "Can we repair the bronze mirror now?"

Xuan Qing looked up at her, "Ugly freak! It can't be you! Besides, Xuan Zhao can't be repaired anymore!"

After shouting that, he gathered up the shards of the mirror and flew away.

It can't be fixed... it can't be fixed...

Su Diandian staggered backward and was caught by Shen Changhen just as she was about to fall.

“My wife, my wife… don’t cry, don’t cry… Xiao Henhen was wrong, Xiao Henhen shouldn’t have broken the mirror.”

Shen Changhen apologized in a low voice, but Su Diandian remained blank and unresponsive.

After a long while, Su Diandian finally came to her senses.

Once a mirror is broken, it's broken; what's done is done and cannot be changed.

How can the sons and daughters of China be discouraged by such a trivial matter?

Right now, finding Lu Jian is the most important thing.

After thinking it through, Su Diandian rallied her spirits. "Bai Chao, let's go! Take me to Wuwang City!"

Upon hearing her speak, Bai Chao immediately replied, "Sister Madam, Chao'er will take you there right away."

After he answered, the tall sand wall collapsed with a roar.

A red sedan chair guarded by a three-headed dog crashed heavily onto the sand, making a loud noise.

The three-headed dog followed closely behind, leaping to the front of the sedan chair and roaring to the sky.

"Wow, how impressive!" Su Diandian nudged Bai Chao with her elbow. "Is this your ride?"

Bai Chao shook his head blankly, "Sister, we don't have anything that ugly in our house."

“The Three-Headed Ghost Dog!” Yanxiu crawled over from the side. “The Three-Headed Ghost Dog is a subordinate of the Lord of the Ghost River.”

"Hua Zhaoying, the master of the Ghost River? What's she doing here?"

Bai Chao warily shielded Su Diandian behind him, saying, "Sister, why don't you hide in the back first? Hua Zhaoying's intentions are probably not good."

At this moment, the three-headed ghost dog spoke in a human voice: "Lord Baichao, my master has long admired you and has come to marry you. Please get into the bridal sedan chair, my lord."

Su Diandian looked at the bridal sedan chair, then at Bai Chao.

"Is Hua Zhaoying male or female?" Just from the name, she couldn't tell the gender.

Bai Chao looked at her tearfully, "Sister Madam, someone is trying to take Chao'er away. You must stand up for Chao'er!"

Beside him, Shen Changhen laughed gleefully, "Be a groom! Be a groom! Sand Demon is a groom today!"

He laughed as he kicked Bai Chao in the buttocks.

The three-headed ghost dog coordinated perfectly, using its tail to lift the sedan curtain.

Bai Chao was suddenly kicked into the sedan chair.

Just as the sedan chair was about to take off, the three-headed ghost dog suddenly turned its gaze to Su Diandian.

Its eyes gleamed with lust: "The smell of a living person is so sweet..."

"You can eat me?" Su Diandian looked at it with suspicion.

With her current physical strength, she could probably knock out the big teeth of this genetically modified dead dog, right?

Let's give it a try first. If it succeeds, she'll be lucky; if it fails, the genetically modified old dog and she'll both be unlucky.

The three-headed demon dog's mouth was almost stretched to behind its ears. "Of course, I love eating raw people the most."

After saying that, it pounced on Su Diandian.

Su Diandian didn't dodge, but instead asked Yanxiu next to her, "Which head do you think is more powerful?"

Yan Xiu, bewildered, replied, "Middle, in the middle?"

"Alright!" Su Diandian dashed forward, using the strength of the vines to smash directly into the gaping maw of the three-headed ghost dog.

Seeing that delicious food was about to be delivered to its door, the three-headed ghost dog happily opened its mouth wide and waited.

"Bang!"

Su Diandian slammed solidly into its sharp, knife-like teeth, making its head go numb.

The next moment, a series of snapping sounds rang out.

The teeth of the middle head of the three-headed dog fell out one by one.

Shen Changhen clapped his hands and said, "Hahaha, my wife is so hard, my wife is so hard."

The three-headed dog's two heads looked towards the middle at the same time, and it could be seen that the middle head had lost all its teeth.

Su Diandian sat in its mouth and complained, "This middle head isn't much better; its teeth are all loose from old age."

The two heads were stunned for a moment, then they became angry and tried to snatch Su Diandian's food.

The two imposing heads simultaneously lunged at each other, their teeth clashing together with a "bang."

"Clatter, clatter..." That's the sound of teeth falling out.

The three-headed ghost dog had completely become a toothless, gap-mouthed old dog.

Its three heads looked at each other, and then they all burst into laughter.

Su Diandian slipped to the ground, glanced at Yanxiu not far away, and then at the cleft-mouthed old dog that was laughing at each other's other heads.

"Sigh, you two are so alike, another useless piece of trash."

She sighed repeatedly, "As expected, you can't eat me up... I'm so unlucky."