I Want to Die, But My Ex-Husbands Won't Allow It

Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.

Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...

Chapter 135 Your wife is back with you! Huh? No!

The trickle suddenly turned into a great flood, and Xuanqing finally came to his senses from his deep thoughts.

He tried to pull Su Diandian away by standing on one foot, but the floodwaters swept her away first.

"Ugly freak! Ugly freak!" he cried out urgently, but no one answered.

In such turbulent and highly corrosive water, the ugly creature would surely perish.

At this moment, Xuanqing's heart was completely panicked.

He used his spiritual energy to protect himself and searched back and forth in the water.

"Ugly monster! Ugly monster! Su Dian, don't die, don't die!"

However, the search yielded no results.

Su Diandian, swept away by the water, happily wandered around with the current.

Hmm? There are two glowing round holes in front of us?

She swam to the round hole and poked her head out.

Outside the round cave, Shen Changhen and Bai Chao were displaying dazzling skills.

Could those two holes be Hua Zhaoying's eyeglass frames?

Good heavens, Hua Zhaoying's human form is basically just an empty shell?

A stomach that's entirely filled with food, except for the skin?

No, what's the difference between her and a balloon?

Su Diandian couldn't help but clap her hands and mutter to herself, "Awesome!"

Her voice reached Hua Zhaoying's ears, "Damn it, how are you still alive?"

"I'm really putting you in a difficult position. I'm a bit hard to kill." After saying that, Su Diandian lay down to the side and started watching the show.

To be honest, this really feels like watching a movie, but with incredibly cool special effects.

Bai Chao, true to his reputation as a sand demon, immediately began stuffing yellow sand into Hua Zhaoying's mouth.

Sitting by the eye socket, Su Diandian felt as if the sand was being stuffed into her mouth.

"Come on, you can't do it right!" She punched his eyeball hard. "You green shit soup, you have to use the back-and-forth grab!"

Hua Zhaoying, unable to bear it any longer, shouted, "Shut up! You damned living person!"

Before she could finish speaking, Shen Changhen kicked her away, and then her hands and feet were trapped by the yellow sand of Baichao.

Su Diandian clicked her tongue, "Shit soup, you're really bad, this isn't enough? Go ahead and splatter them with your green soup!"

Outside, she was being attacked with powerful moves; inside, she was being bombarded with a barrage of disgust from the food. Hua Zhaoying was so angry that she trembled uncontrollably.

I can't understand how the river water in her belly, which can corrode everything, couldn't do anything to a human cultivator who was only at the Golden Core stage.

Before Hua Zhaoying could figure it out, Shen Changhen had already thrown a punch.

She opened her mouth and sprayed green liquid onto Shen Changhen's fist.

A crackling sound followed.

Shen Changhen was in pain and his fist missed its mark.

Hua Zhaoying managed to escape.

"Holy crap! You can actually make green soup?"

Su Diandian stood up, speechless, and slapped her thigh. "What's with Shen Changhen being so timid? Is this all you've got at the Nascent Soul stage? Where's your sword?"

Despite not hearing her encouragement, Shen Changhen, who was outside the city, instinctively drew his ring-pommel sword.

The ring-pommel sword, radiating a terrifying aura, was entwined with countless souls.

Bai Chao and Hua Zhaoying were both stunned.

Both men looked at the ring-pommel sword suspended in mid-air and felt a chill run down their spines.

Bai Chao looked at Shen Changhen, whose face was full of murderous intent.

Why is this person's demeanor so different from before?

He asked with surprise and doubt, "You...you've been pretending to be stupid all this time?"

Shen Changhen's gaze remained unmoved as he firmly gripped the ring-pommel sword.

In that instant, the fighting spirit in his eyes was unmatched.

Hua Zhaoying, feeling a sense of urgency, hurriedly looked around, searching for a way out.

She had a premonition that the weapon, fed to countless living souls, could sever the Ghost River with a single strike.

Su Diandian, who was watching the show from her eye sockets, jumped up excitedly.

Here it comes, Shen Changhen is about to unleash his ultimate move.

She began to hope that he would strike with his knife and send her and Hua Zhaoying back to their hometown.

"Charge, you green shit soup!" Su Diandian jabbed two fingers into Hua Zhaoying's eyeball.

Her shout gave Hua Zhaoying a way to survive.

Just as the ring-pommel sword was about to strike, Hua Zhaoying quickly called for a stop.

She pointed to her right eyeball with her finger: "Stop! That living person isn't dead, she's jumping around in my eyeball."

Shen Changhen remained unmoved and determined to strike with his sword.

Hua Zhaoying cried out in anger, "She can see you! If you kill me, she will die! If she knows, she will never forgive you!"

"Shitsoup! You poisoned me!" Su Diandian was even more furious than her. "I wish he would just send me back to my hometown with one knife. What nonsense are you spouting, you shitsoup?"

The ring-pommel sword hanging overhead stopped pressing down, and Shen Changhen's eyes regained some clarity. "Hand over my wife."

"Okay, okay!" Hua Zhaoying nodded vigorously, and then reached back to gouge out her right eye.

"You worthless piece of shit." Just as Su Diandian was about to resign herself to her fate, someone grabbed her waist and pulled her backward.

Hua Zhaoying successfully gouged out her right eye. "I'm truly terrified of you all. Here, take your wife back!"

After saying that, she spread her hands.

But there was only a smooth eyeball in his palm, and Su Diandian was nowhere to be seen.

Shen Changhen's eyes flashed with murderous intent again. "You dare to deceive me."