Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.
Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...
Once this idea popped into my head, I couldn't suppress it no matter what I did.
Su Diandian couldn't help but lower her gaze to glance at a certain key point.
It's flat, it's flat, right?
I'm not entirely sure...
In her mind, she summoned the vines: Go, and find out if the beauty is male or female!
Vines: Can't you grab a handful yourself?
Su Diandian: Fine, my ass! If you're weak and afraid of trouble, just say so!
The vines, impatient: Fine, fine... buddy!
The vines remained still, but the shovel-shaped earring hanging from Su Diandian's left ear moved.
It suddenly fell off its ear and landed right on Wuyue's crotch.
No, that's too direct?
Never mind, let's go!
Su Diandian was quick-witted and reached out to grab it.
She doesn't have any prominent breasts; she's definitely a sweet and soft girl.
The task the system gave its predecessor didn't include picking up girls.
I'm relieved...
It's definitely not her ex-husband!
Su Diandian put the shovel earring back on and gave Wuyue an awkward smile: "Sorry, beautiful lady, my earring wasn't on properly."
This little incident inside the sedan chair caught the attention of the Dragon Lady.
Longpo transmitted her voice to Wuyue: "Valley Master, could it be that this woman suspects your identity and discovers that you are a man?"
Wu Yue calmly retorted, "You don't believe in the disguise pills made by the High Priest?"
She might doubt others, but she believed the high priest!
The old woman said no more, but ordered the skeleton dragon to fly into the City of No Return.
The three-headed ghost dog followed closely behind and also rushed into the city of Wuwang.
Guided by the lantern ghost, the dragon and the dog parked the sedan chair in an open space.
"We've arrived at Wuwang City." The Dragon Master stood respectfully outside the sedan chair.
"We've arrived?" Su Diandian excitedly ran out of the sedan chair, looking around curiously.
Since the parking area was an open space, there was nothing special about it.
Her gaze quickly fell on the lantern ghost, a little dwarf carrying a large lantern?
Su Diandian took three steps forward and suddenly lifted the large lantern off the dwarf's head.
Huh? No head?
No, the lantern is actually the head of a dwarf!
Su Diandian silently put the lantern back. "You have a very unique look, I like it!"
I wonder which is more energy-efficient, this thing or solar power?
If this thing is even more energy-efficient, then she has discovered a real new energy source!
The light from the ghost lamp turned reddish: "Th-thank you, I like myself too."
"My dear sister!" Bai Chao rushed over and snuggled into Su Diandian's arms. "Do you like Broken Lamp or Chao'er?"
Su Diandian: "Lamp."
"Waaah..." Bai Chao squatted down to the side and pretended to cry.
Shen Changhen awkwardly leaned closer, tugged at her sleeve and shook it: "Does my wife like Xiao Henhen?"
Compared to the madman Shen Changhen, the seemingly foolish Beimen Xiaohenhen is certainly more likable.
Thinking of this, Su Diandian nodded emphatically: "I like it! But not that kind of liking."
I simply like that this guy doesn't force things when he's pretending to be stupid.
"Yay! My wife likes Xiao Henhen, she likes Xiao Henhen!" Shen Changhen shouted happily as she ran towards Bai Chao.
He gave Bai Chao a triumphant "I won" look, which made Bai Chao's tears fall in large drops.
"Tch!" Xuan Qing rolled his eyes at the two of them. "How could a real idiot possibly beat someone who's pretending to be an idiot?"
Upon hearing him speak, Bai Chao rushed over and hugged his arm, crying, "Xuanqing, Xuanqing... Sister Madam doesn't like me..."
Annoyed by the crying, Xuanqing said haphazardly, "She didn't say she didn't like you, she just said she preferred that broken lamp."
"Really?" Bai Chao looked up, her cheeks flushed.
“Really, really, really…” Xuan Qing sighed, rubbing his forehead. “I’ve really had enough.”
Su Diandian floated by, "I really like Xuanqing..."
He's not clingy, not love-struck, and he harbors absolute disgust towards her.
Xuan Qing scoffed, "Tch! Who cares about someone as troublesome as you?"
Yes, that's it, what a clear-headed and handsome man.
However, Su Diandian, who had walked away, did not notice that Xuanqing's ears were burning red.
When the lantern spirit saw the group off, he gave them these words of advice:
"You are free to enjoy yourself and spend money as you please in Wuwang City, but please abide by the rules of Wuwang City."
"No killing is allowed in the city, no approaching the city lord's mansion is allowed, and no slander against the city lord is allowed. Furthermore, anyone with the surname Wang is prohibited from entering; if they do, they will be executed!"
Su Diandian frowned, "Wait, why is there surname discrimination? What gives them the right? What did the Wang family do to deserve this?"
This is really dishonest.
The lantern ghost scratched at the lantern head and explained, "It's my fault for not being clear. Those from the Wang family of Huicheng are not allowed to enter."
Hmm? That's very Lu family-like.
It seems that Lu Jian has indeed become the Ghost Lord.
Su Diandian waved goodbye to the lamp ghost: "Alright, I, Wang Yandie of Huicheng, will go to the city lord's mansion to seek revenge against the ghost lord."
"Okay, I wish you..." The Lamp Ghost's mind went blank for a moment. What did she just say?
What is Wang?
It's auditory hallucination, it must be auditory hallucination.
Su Diandian ran forward and grabbed Wuyue's arm.
"Beautiful Yueyue, you must know where the City Lord's Mansion is. Take me there with you!"
Wu Yue hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement: "Alright, but I wonder what Miss Su plans to do at the City Lord's Mansion?"
Su Diandian smiled at him, "Excuse me, I just changed my surname. I am now Wang Yandie from Huicheng."