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Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...
"Hey, that's more like it!" Su Diandian patted his shoulder in a friendly manner. "Come on, let's use our other hand to crush my head."
True to his word, Crimson Lotus Venerable grabbed Su Diandian's head and pinched it hard.
After a long pause, Su Diandian glanced at him sideways and asked, "That's it?"
Crimson Lotus Venerable was completely stunned. "This move of mine has never failed before."
"You're talking nonsense," Su Diandian retorted angrily, "You tried to pinch Wuyue just now, but it didn't work either!"
Crimson Lotus Venerable moved with incredible speed, a blush rising on his dark face: "If this move doesn't work, I have other moves to make. Prepare to die!"
With a single, powerful strike, he pierced Su Diandian's chest, simultaneously spreading boundless Yin energy into her body.
Su Diandian didn't feel much pain; at most, she just felt something in her chest that was a little uncomfortable.
She closed her eyes and tried to sense it; she didn't feel any sense of impending death.
Crimson Lotus Venerable, thinking the person was dead, was satisfied and planned to extract her soul. "Foolish human cultivator, you actually rushed to seek death. Once I'm free, I'll use you as a tonic."
He withdrew his hand, "Bind the spirit!"
No response.
"I'll detain you again!"
Still no response.
Crimson Lotus Venerable was utterly shocked: "Impossible! Why can't you die? Why can't I extract your soul?"
Su Diandian lazily lifted her eyelids and glanced at him with an expression of utter disdain, saying, "You're not very good at this either. If you can't kill me, why waste my time?"
She was really angry. Did they really think she was some kind of cabbage sold on the street?
Even if she's a little cabbage, she's a little cabbage that's just been sprayed with pesticides!
You can't eat them, and you can't mess with them!
Su Diandian shouted softly, "Brother Vine, get him! Kill him!"
Upon hearing this, Crimson Lotus Venerable couldn't help but feel nervous. Could this human cultivator be some kind of powerful being?
He quickly checked her cultivation level.
Fortunately, he was just a weak Golden Core cultivator; aside from being a bit difficult to kill, he posed no real threat.
The vines remained still.
Su Diandian shouted again, "Vines, get them for me!"
The vine symbolically sprouted two tender leaves from her hand, and then stretched out a thin vine to lazily scratch the arm of the Crimson Lotus Venerable.
That's it?
"Hahaha..." Crimson Lotus Venerable laughed loudly, "You mere Golden Core stage cultivator, don't even think about scaring me! Your thin and soft vines aren't even enough to fill my teeth."
Su Diandian quickly complained, "Brother Tengman, he said you're too thin and soft, he looks down on you!"
Vines: Damn it!
It stretched out its slender vines and slowly climbed towards the mouth of the Crimson Lotus Venerable.
Crimson Lotus Venerable sneered and opened his mouth to let the vines in. "Trash, trying to curry favor with me by picking your teeth?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the vine in his mouth swelled up, growing thicker and stronger in the blink of an eye, and began to burrow deep into his throat.
"Ugh... Ugh..." When has Crimson Lotus Venerable ever enjoyed this kind of treatment?
The vines burrowed into his stomach, rapidly expanding and multiplying.
The already round, bulging belly of the Crimson Lotus Venerable swelled up like an inflating balloon in an instant.
He had no choice but to abandon Su Diandian and grab the vines to pull them outwards.
But the vines grew longer and longer, making it impossible to pull them out.
"Brother Vine, you are the strongest!" Su Diandian shouted as she took the iron shovel hanging from her earlobe and shoveled it fiercely at Crimson Lotus Venerable's big belly.
The inflated balloon was punctured, and the vines sprouted out like large intestines.
Since things had come to this, the Crimson Lotus Venerable simply tore open his belly himself and pulled out all the vines at once.
The vines receded and coiled around Su Diandian's body.
The Crimson Lotus Venerable transformed into black smoke, which shot towards Su Diandian and landed in front of her, transforming back into human form.
"Damn human cultivator! Your body is too interesting." Greed gleamed in the Crimson Lotus Venerable's enormous eyes.
In the path of ghost cultivation, there are those who cultivate into ghost immortals with a ghost body, and those who seize another body to be reborn.
"Human cultivator, give your body to me!" Crimson Lotus Venerable said with an evil smile.
Stealing bamboo shoots? Stealing bamboo shoots, indeed!
Su Diandian had long since given up any hope of that damn possession.
All I can say about this thing is that the ball is useless.
She couldn't help but curse, "You pervert!"
The thought that he could neither kill her nor successfully possess her body filled Su Diandian with rage.
"Red-faced old devil! You want to mess with me? No way!" She picked up an iron shovel and slammed it at Crimson Lotus Venerable.
The head of the Crimson Lotus Venerable was smashed into black mist, which then reformed.
Protected by the vines, Su Diandian took a few steps back, pondering how to deal with the ghost cultivator.
Crimson Lotus Venerable laughed wickedly: "Trying to stall for time and wait for someone to come and rescue you? But it's strange, they should have arrived long ago. Oh... perhaps they've given up on you."
Being abandoned is being abandoned; it's not a big deal.
Su Diandian didn't care at all; she didn't intend to get entangled with those guys who were obsessed with love and romance anyway.
The most important thing right now is to deal with this red-faced old devil.
Su Diandian asked the vine, "What are ghosts usually afraid of?"
Vines: I'm strong enough, I'm tough enough...
Okay, there's no need to ask it anymore.
Just as Su Diandian was about to swing her shovel at Crimson Lotus Venerable, the lightning pattern coiled around her spiritual root suddenly moved.
Lightning patterns darted out like snakes, running along her meridians to her palm, and then from her palm to the shovel head.
A crackling sound of purple lightning suddenly appeared.
Su Diandian looked at the purple lightning and said with a grin, "Oh right, red-faced old ghost, you ghosts must all be afraid of divine punishment, right?"
What is divine punishment? It is floods, landslides, volcanic eruptions, and meteor showers.
But for ghost cultivators, only lightning is the true punishment from heaven.
Sensing the unusually dangerous purple lightning, Crimson Lotus Venerable's gaze finally turned serious.
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