Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.
Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...
Sang Huo smiled wryly, "Otherwise what?"
"Oh! Then I've come to the wrong person!" Su Diandian breathed a sigh of relief. "I'm looking for Sang Huo, the courtesan of the Pink Pavilion. Please take me to see her, young man."
Sang Huo looked at her with a scrutinizing gaze. "I am Sang Huo..."
"Impossible!" Su Diandian didn't believe it at all. "How could the courtesan be a man? And where would you find a male ghost?"
Logically speaking, shouldn't all ghosts be beautiful women?
I think...right?
Su Diandian started to feel a little insecure.
Sang Huo smiled and said, "Why can't a beautiful ghost and a courtesan be men?"
If it exists, then it exists...
Su Diandian was a little embarrassed. She chuckled awkwardly and said, "Since you're a man, you really can't take on the Ghost Lord's job... He'll kill you out of spite."
"I'll go find Yanxiu right now and ask her to find someone else for me."
"You're looking for the courtesan to entertain the Ghost Lord?" Sang Huo's smile gradually softened.
"Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to prove to him that he's not weak, he's really good."
"This matter concerns his reputation, so we can't be careless. Do you have any good recommendations?"
Seeing her incessant chatter, Sang Huo leaned forward and pounced on her.
But before he could even touch those lips, Su Diandian had already seen through his intentions.
Su Diandian pushed him away, wishing she could retreat three hundred steps.
But there was a wall behind them, and they had nowhere to retreat.
She pointed at Sang Huo's nose, "What are you doing! What are you doing! I'm telling you! Don't do anything reckless! Uncle Hat will arrest you! And I'm a germaphobe!"
Sang Huo's eyes were filled with hurt. "Su Dian, are you humiliating me?"
Su Diandian quickly retorted, "Who has time to humiliate you? I didn't know you were a male ghost. If I had known earlier, I definitely wouldn't have let you go to accompany Lu Jian!"
As she spoke, she realized something was amiss. "How do you know my name?"
"Su Dian, you really have a bad memory." Sang Huo tossed a strand of long hair that was hanging in front of his chest and twirled it between his fingers.
"Back when you were pursuing me, you were so patient, opening one hundred and eight doors to see me."
"Now, they've only opened eighteen doors, and they're already angry and annoyed."
"Stop! Wait a minute." Su Diandian raised her hand to stop Sang Huo from continuing.
After Sang Huo stopped talking, she finally had time to frantically search through the information about her ex-husband left by the system in her mind.
The beautiful ghost Sang Huo... Sang... Sang... Sang Huo!
Su Diandian swallowed hard; there really was such an ex-husband.
The information says that her predecessor met her target, Sang Huo, in a brothel and immediately wanted to marry him.
But in a place of fireworks, where can you find true love?
Unmoved, Sang Huo, in order to shake off the entanglement, simply told his predecessor his identity as the beautiful ghost.
However, in order to complete the mission, the predecessor's words were even less reliable than a ghost's.
She immediately embraced Sang Huo and gave a heartfelt speech, saying that it didn't matter whether someone was human or a ghost, as long as there was love, all difficulties could be overcome.
To show her sincerity, she even smashed a spirit stone mine to redeem Sang Huo.
Under the onslaught of sweet words and practical actions, the beautiful ghost Sang Huo successfully fell in love.
A human and a ghost held a grand wedding in a brothel.
All the prostitutes in the building were filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred towards Sang Huo.
But this envy only lasted until the wedding day, and Sang Huo soon became a joke.
The woman who publicly promised to love him for eternity in the first half of the night, then drugged him with a sleeping potion in the second half.
That's right, the predecessor skillfully left behind a letter of divorce and ran away.
After reading the information about Sang Huo, Su Diandian was filled with hatred.
That bastard from before! He really knew how to have fun.
To complete the system tasks, you're probably either flirting with men or on your way to a wedding every day, right?
Who is this time management guru?
Su Diandian really wanted to drag her back and beat her up.
The scourge was closing in step by step.
Su Diandian could only retreat, awkwardly laughing as she went: "Hehehe, um, if I said I'm not Su Diandian, would you believe me?"
Sang Huo narrowed his eyes, his meaning clear: Do you think I believe you?
“Hehe…” Su Diandian’s lips twitched slightly. “I knew you wouldn’t believe me.”
"You?" Sang Huo took another step forward, pinning her against the wall. "Who else?"
Who else...?
That would be an enormous amount.
Su Diandian started counting on her fingers: "Lu Jian, Siji Huang, Zhenming, Chen Changhen, Xuanqing, Baichao..."
With each number she counted, Sang Huo's smile deepened.
Until she looked at him and said, "Oh, even with you in the picture, you still don't believe me."
"Su Dian, very good, you're doing very well." Sang Huo's smile remained unchanged. "Don't tell me that these are all men you seduced."
Su Diandian shook her head: "No."
Before Sang Huo could fully relax after hearing this, Su Diandian said, "They're not all men, there are male ghosts too."
After she finished speaking, she tried to crawl out from under Sang Huo's armpit.
But then she noticed that a red ribbon had appeared on her body without her noticing.
The red ribbon seemed to have a life of its own, binding her tightly from top to bottom.
"Sang Huo, what do you want to do? Do you want revenge?" Su Diandian's eyes were clear, without the slightest fear.
Ultimately, what is she afraid of?
There are only two possible outcomes.
Either Sang Huo is clever enough to kill her directly, allowing her to return to her homeland as she wishes.
Either Sang Huo can't kill her, or she'll experience his shocked gaze again.
"Revenge? Of course I will." Sang Huo said as he picked her up and carried her into the thick white veil.
Su Diandian remained calm and composed: "I have a sincere suggestion for you. If you want to kill me, you'd better use your strongest finishing move on the first try. I'm extremely difficult to kill."
Sang Huo looked down at her, a smile on his lips, but said nothing.
Su Diandian continued rambling: "If you want to eat me, at least kill me first and then cook me. Eating me raw is not very civilized."
While she was chattering away, Sang Huo had already thrown her onto the soft bed.
The moment I touched the bed, a thought immediately popped into my head.
Damn it, is this idiot going to have some kind of wedding night ceremony too?
Have all these ex-husbands gone mad? Why do they all seem to crave the wedding night?
It's all that troublemaker's fault. Every time, he would finish the wedding and immediately drop the divorce papers and run away.
Three more days, and she'll be able to go home as she wishes. She can't afford to suffer a great loss at this crucial juncture.
Su Diandian writhed on the bed like a maggot, "If you're going to kill me, just kill me. Don't try to humiliate me first and then take my life!"
Sang Huo looked down at her, the smile on his lips gradually fading: "Su Dian, this young master wants you to willingly consummate your marriage with me."
"Absolutely not!" Su Diandian retorted angrily. "Even if you use drugs, I will never give in."
Sang Huo bent down and gradually approached her: "Su Dian, have you forgotten that I am the beautiful ghost Sang Huo? How could a beautiful ghost use medicine?"
"The 'beautiful ghost' itself is a potent medicine."
The white gauze around the bed was blown by the wind, and Sang Huo's red dress had become thinner and thinner at some point.
Oh no!
Su Diandian suddenly closed her eyes.
No, no, I can't look, I'll get a sty if I do.
Motherland, please send Uncle Hat to save this poor little girl!