I Want to Die, But My Ex-Husbands Won't Allow It

Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.

Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...

Chapter 199 Su Dian, you're really playing tricks!

Wearing only a bellyband and underpants, Su Diandian felt much more comfortable, and the burning sensation throughout her body also subsided considerably.

She lazily lifted her eyelids and glanced at Shan Yunting, who was holding a piece of underwear and sniffing it lightly.

"Mommy, when did we get guests?"

After saying that, she closed her eyes again.

After the scene flashed through her mind, Su Diandian's eyes widened suddenly, just in time to see Shan Yunting undressing.

Two grapes appeared right in front of me, looking so fresh and juicy!

"Ah!" Su Diandian exclaimed, jumping up to her feet. "You repressed pervert! What did you do?"

Shan Yun stopped and stood up, wanting to reach out and hug her. "Dian Dian, you have too much heat in your body, you need to release it."

Su Diandian took a step back and then realized that she was dressed in revealing clothing.

It's okay, it's okay!

It's just a tank top and hot pants, we're modern women!

"Come here, Dian Dian, let me help you relieve your heat." Shan Yunting's hand was already reaching towards her chest.

No way! I can't stand it!

I absolutely cannot tolerate the behavior of that repressed, brooding jerk!

Su Diandian looked up at Shan Yunting, a smile playing on her lips.

Her eyes crinkled with laughter, and her voice was gentle, "Accumulated fire? What fire? The flames of desire?"

"The lingering effects of advancing to the Nascent Soul stage without undergoing a tribulation."

As Shan Yun stopped speaking, her hand was almost touching that soft spot, but Su Diandian took a step back.

"So I need to vent?"

She stood on her right tiptoe and began to grind her feet on the ground. "My Lord, I actually know a wonderful way to vent my anger."

"Dian Dian, I will help you, and I will definitely not make you feel bad."

Just as the flashing cloud was about to touch the soft spot, Su Diandian raised her foot and kicked it hard at the vital spot!

Caught completely off guard, Shan Yunting's delicate and beautiful features instantly contorted after being kicked.

Before he could even cover the spot where he'd been kicked, another kick came flying at him.

Su Diandian kicked and yelled, "Accumulated anger, huh! Venting your anger, huh!"

"You pervert! Today I'm going to teach you the proper way to vent your anger!"

"I'm full of anger, but it's all rage! Rage!"

Shan Yun didn't fight back, but let her beat him and vent her anger.

Su Diandian wasn't satisfied with the beating, so she simply pinned him to the ground and started punching him.

Ke Shanyun's cultivation level was astonishing; he was said to have skin of copper and bones of iron.

She pounded him dozens of times, yet his handsome face didn't even have a bruise.

Su Diandian was furious. She pulled the shovel off his ear, making it half its original size, and continued to slap it hard on his face.

"Stop, Flash Cloud! Did you learn anything?"

"That's what you call venting! Don't you understand?! Don't you understand?!"

Riding on the side of the Flash Cloud, Su Diandian performed a shovel-swinging skill.

If the piece of beef being photographed were a beef ball, it could probably be made into a "pissing beef ball" by now.

But as they were fighting, Su Diandian unexpectedly ran into Shan Yunting's lustful gaze.

He stared intently at her, unwilling to look away for even a moment.

Only then did Su Diandian realize something was wrong; this sensation...

That bastard!

This bastard! This bastard actually...

After realizing what was happening, Su Diandian suddenly jumped up and retreated several steps.

"You repressed pervert! I'll bury you right now!" After yelling this, she charged forward again, wielding her shovel.

"If this had happened decades ago, you would have been charged with hooliganism! Hooliganism!"

Shan Yun, who was lying on the ground, propped himself up and looked at her with deep affection. "Dian Dian, I am willing to die by your hand."

"Shut up!" Su Diandian bared her teeth at him. "You madman! You insane lunatic!"

She picked up a shovel and swung it down, but the shovel head was easily caught by Shan Yunting.

With just a gentle tug, Su Diandian pounced on him.

However, Su Diandian refused to give up and threw away the shovel, grabbing Shan Yunting's neck tightly as she pounced on him.

Shan Yunting grabbed her waist tightly and held her firmly down.

"Dian Dian...you are mine."

"I'm a mud horse!" Su Diandian grabbed his neck and then delivered a headbutt!

But just as she bumped into it, she heard Xuan Qing's voice from behind.

"You scourge! You..."

She turned around and met Xuan Qing's incredulous expression.

Xian Du Shan Yunting is known to be an upright and honest man.

From his perspective, it was a complete case of the woman dominating the man.

Upon seeing Xuan Qing, Su Diandian's eyes brightened slightly. "Xuan Qing, come with me..."

"Together with what?" Xuan Qing practically spat out the words through clenched teeth. "Su Dian, you've really got some tricks up your sleeve!"

Su Diandian was stunned for a second, then pried off Shan Yunting's hand that was pinching her waist and sat up.

"No, what nonsense are you spouting? Come help me beat this hypocrite, Shan Yunting, to a pulp!"

Xuan Qing stepped forward with a stern face and pulled her up.

Shan Yun stood up from the ground, reached out for her clothes, and slowly put them on.

"My apologies, Lord Immortal Overseer. My wife is naturally playful, so please don't take this to heart. Xuanqing will personally apologize to you afterward."

Xuan Qing's expression was gloomy. He took off his outer robe and wrapped it around Su Diandian, then pulled her hand and started to walk out.

At this moment, Su Diandian realized what was happening and shoved Xuan Qing away, "What nonsense are you spouting?"

"First, nothing like that happened between us."

"Secondly, this repressed pervert tried to undress me and force himself on me. I'm not going to back down, so I beat him to a pulp!"

But Xuanqing's eyes said it all; he clearly didn't believe it.

Su Diandian was utterly speechless.

To be honest, this whole thing is the fault of the previous incarnation.

His reputation is ruined, and his trust is gone...

In most people's eyes, she's probably just a womanizer with ex-husbands everywhere.

At this moment, Shan Yunting was already dressed and gave Xuan Qing a one-handed salute with a faint look in his eyes.

"Fellow Daoist, the case of Pei Jue, the city garrison commander of Shengxian City, has been thoroughly investigated by this Immortal Supervisor. It was just a misunderstanding."

“Since it’s a misunderstanding, then hurry up and leave Prison Peak and the Xuancang Sect.” Xuan Qing didn’t give him a kind look at all.

Shan Yun nodded in acknowledgment, then walked out of the cave without looking back, leaving the two with only a dashing silhouette.

Su Diandian was furious. "No, what's he pretending for? What's with all this seriousness?"

Damn it, you have two faces?

The legendary professor in public, a beast in private!

Su Diandian took a deep breath. "Xuanqing, believe me, he really did something inhuman."

Xuanqing remained silent, simply gazing at her.

Judging from his expression, he had absolutely no intention of believing her.

"Fine, believe me or not!" Su Diandian shook off his hand and picked up her clothes.

"Believe it or not, yes, yes, I'm a huge womanizer, I'm definitely having ulterior motives towards him, okay?"

She muttered to herself as she put on her clothes.

As soon as she put on her undergarments, Xuanqing grabbed her hand, stopping her from doing anything further.

"A menace..."

Su Diandian pushed his hand away. "What? Is something wrong? If not, don't keep calling me a menace. You're the menace, your whole family is a menace."

Xuan Qing looked at her seriously and said, "If you have any needs, I can help you."

Upon hearing this, Su Diandian suddenly looked up: "?"