Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.
Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...
The silver-haired man flicked his sleeve, directly knocking the shovel away.
Su Diandian gripped the shovel tightly, feeling a numbness in her hand.
Wow, what an amazing guy.
She got excited and continued to hit people with the shovel.
Of course, she didn't stop talking either, and her mouth was full of things that could provoke people.
"You useless old white-haired devil, today I'll make sure your soul is scattered to the winds."
Generally speaking, her attack on appearance and denial of ability would definitely annoy the other party.
But the silver-haired man leaned back on the throne, staring at her with an expression that suggested he was watching a cat or dog playfully.
Lu Jian reached out to snatch the Yin Pill, but was knocked away by the silver-haired man with a flick of his finger.
The moment he was thrown away, Lu Jian began to doubt himself.
Is he really as weak and useless as Su Diandian said?
Before he could figure out the answer to the question, everything went black and he lost consciousness.
Su Diandian's repeated attacks were ineffective, and she stood there panting heavily, leaning on her shovel.
She was tired and didn't want to play anymore.
So she threw down the shovel, her neck stiff, and said, "White Hair, I can't beat you. Do whatever you want with me."
Upon hearing this, the silver-haired man's wicked expression subsided slightly.
Su Diandian added, "Hurry up and get started."
"Ha..." the silver-haired man chuckled. "What's your name?"
Su Diandian rolled her eyes. "Does it matter what my name is?"
The silver-haired man smiled knowingly. "I do not kill those whose names I do not know."
What kind of weird quirk is this?
If you're fighting against a massive army, do you still need to ask each enemy whether they're Zhang San or Wang Wu before you make a move?
Although impatient, Su Diandian still stubbornly told him, "My name is Su Diandian."
The silver-haired man repeatedly murmured the three words "Su Diandian" between his lips.
Finally, he introduced himself: "My surname is Yin, and my given name is Dan."
“Oh, Mr. Yin… wait a minute.” Su Diandian savored the meaning, “You said your name is Yin Dan?”
"Sign a contract with me and become my bond." Yin Dan beckoned with his finger and pulled Su Diandian into his arms.
The cool, medicinal scent filled Su Diandian's nostrils.
But she couldn't bother to find the source of the fragrance; instead, she struggled desperately.
She shouted unhappily, "I don't want to! Who the hell wants to have any ties with you? I just want to die quickly."
Yin Dan rested his chin on the top of her head and whispered, "Weren't you determined to find me?"
Su Diandian was speechless.
She never imagined that the so-called Yin Dan would actually be in human form.
This is going to be tricky.
However, he seems to be much more capable than that coward Lu Jian.
Su Diandian quickly calculated in her mind that she would definitely be able to go home today!
So she deliberately acted arrogantly and shamelessly, saying, "I don't even want an old, ugly white-haired devil like you."
Yin Dan's expression froze. "Aren't you afraid of death? It would be easier for me to crush you than to crush an ant."
"Please hurry up." Su Diandian was not intimidated at all.
Yin Dan unfurled his white robe and instantly appeared before Su Diandian.
His voice was cold, "Then I'll grant your wish!"
Su Diandian raised her chin and said, "Come on!"
After saying that, she simply closed her eyes and waited to die.
Unexpectedly, Yin Dan didn't make a move; instead, he burst into laughter.
After he laughed, he used two fingers to lift Su Diandian's slightly chubby chin.
"Woman, you are very interesting. I like you."
Su Diandian rolled her eyes. What an old, tired line!
Does this guy think he's some kind of domineering CEO?
Just as she was about to lash out, her eyes lit up and she had another idea.
"Do you like me?" she asked.
Yin Dan smiled and replied, "I like it."
"I suddenly think you're not bad looking, so I'll reluctantly stay and keep you company," Su Diandian said with a smile.
"However, you promised them you'd let that useless short-haired Lu Jian go." She decided to help Lu Jian out.
"Okay." Yin Dan released her chin and took her hand instead.
Su Diandian chuckled to herself. This guy is impressive, but he's not smart enough.
Lu Jian, who had been thrown into the air, finally came to his senses. "Su Diandian, are you crazy! You really want to stay with this inhuman freak?"
Su Diandian rolled her eyes at him, "Aren't you a ghost yourself?"
Lu Jian was speechless.
Yin Dan curled her thin lips slightly and casually flung a few broken bones at him.
The broken bones formed a cage, trapping him in place, unable to move.
Su Diandian nestled in Yin Dan's arms, her nose filled with the cool scent of medicine.
It seems this guy wasn't lying; he really is a Yin Dan.
"Dian Dian, let's complete the bond ceremony together." Yin Dan's tone was full of anticipation.
Su Diandian nodded shyly in agreement, "Okay."
Yin Dan's face lit up with joy, but then she changed the subject.
"But... my cultivation is low, and I am just a mortal. I can't compare to you, a divine elixir, whose lifespan is eternal."
Upon hearing this, Yin Dan indeed showed a hesitant and worried expression.
Su Diandian gently stroked his chest with her soft hand, "I want to stay with you forever..."
"This..." Yin Dan's expression turned slightly grim, unable to think of a solution for the moment.
Su Diandian immediately replied, "Why don't you kill me first, and I'll become your soul and stay with you forever..."
Yin Dan looked down at her and verbally agreed, "That's fine then."