I Want to Die, But My Ex-Husbands Won't Allow It

Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.

Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...

Chapter 211 Dual Cultivation is the Only Option, So Let's Cultivate Together Then

"Really? So we can only cultivate together?" Su Diandian deliberately put on a desperate expression.

Shan Yun took a step closer to her and said with utmost seriousness, "Yes, my wife, after we cultivate together, I will be able to recover my spiritual power and take you away from this place."

"Alright then..." Su Diandian placed her hands on her waist, making a gesture as if to undo her belt.

"Since dual cultivation is the only option, then there's nothing we can do about it."

Hearing her say that, Shan Yunting's lips curled into a triumphant smile.

He placed his hand on his waistband. "Wife, let's do it!"

"Okay, are you ready?" Su Diandian gritted her teeth and grumbled.

"I've been waiting for this day for so long..."

Before Shan Yun could finish speaking, Su Diandian suddenly kicked him in the chest.

Shan Yun lost her balance and fell directly from the tree branch to the ground, crashing into the pile of dead leaves that had accumulated over the years.

Su Diandian stood on a tree branch, looking down at the tree and began to curse.

"Go to hell!"

Why is that kind of thing on your mind?

"Given your character, how many truths can you possibly utter?"

"Dual cultivation, huh? A wedding night? Why don't you just fly to the heavens? I'll give you a piece of my mind!"

After venting her anger, she slowly made her way down to the tree.

The pile of fallen leaves was very fluffy, and it made a rustling sound when you stepped on it.

Strange, where is that damned brat?

Why did it stop moving after I kicked it down from the tree?

"You little brat? You little brat?" she called out twice, but there was no response.

Oh no, Shan Yunting, having lost her spiritual power, is no different from an ordinary person.

Could he have fainted after falling?

Good heavens, this is the boss she's ever seen faint the most times.

Pshaw, you're useless.

"Shanyunting? Shanyunting?" Su Diandian called out twice more towards the spot where Shanyunting had just fallen.

Still no response.

Su Diandian panicked completely.

She rushed over and bent down to start peeling away the dead leaves.

No, no, how could there not be?

Such a big puppy, gone just like that?

Just as Su Diandian was anxiously digging for someone, her waist was suddenly grabbed and her face was pressed against Shan Yunting's eight-pack abs.

Damn it! I knew this little bastard was up to no good.

Su Diandian raised her arm and delivered an elbow strike, hitting the sore spot directly.

"Pfft..." Shan Yunting cried out in pain, finally releasing her.

The two got up and sat down opposite each other.

Shan Yun bit her lip and reached into the pile of dead leaves, rubbing the spot where she had been hit.

"My wife, you're really ruthless. You're trying to kill me off and leave me without a male heir."

Su Diandian rolled her eyes at him, "You think you've really become younger just because I call you 'little brat' every day?"

"In terms of age, you could be my great-great-great-grandfather."

"Endless lineage?" She looked him up and down. "You're probably already living with six generations under one roof."

Shan Yunting pressed his tongue against his cheek and spoke after a long while: "My wife, before I met you, I cultivated the Path of Heartlessness."

Su Diandian quickly chimed in, "Yeah, yeah, I've heard of it. I heard you guys even practice killing your wives to prove your Dao. Tell me, how many have you killed?"

Shan Yunting grabbed her hand, "My wife is innocent, it's only you."

Su Diandian shook off his hand. "Alright, stop being silly. We need to hurry up and head towards the main peak of Cangwu Mountain."

Shan Yunting reached under the withered leaves and twisted his ankle before speaking, "If you can't walk, why don't you carry me on your back, my wife?"

Su Diandian crossed her arms and looked at him with a half-smile, "Do you think I'm blind? Or deaf? You think I wouldn't hear a click?"

"Oh no, my wife found out." Shan Yun stopped and snapped her foot back into place.

"Without spiritual power, I can't even open the storage bag."

After venting her anger on the storage bag, Su Diandian then found a tree branch and held it in her hand to probe the way.

In this dense forest, piles of dead branches and fallen leaves are everywhere, and you never know where a large puddle might be under your feet.

The road was covered with a thick layer of dead leaves, making it look like any other road, but in reality, it was a muddy swamp underneath.

Given her current condition, if she fell into the opium den, she would definitely not be able to get out.

Just imagine, what if I'm unlucky enough to fall in?

They can't die, and they can't get out.

Years later, someone else entered this forest of equality for all beings, and again, without paying attention to their step...

Sigh, when they just stare at each other blankly, it might scare the newly fallen one to death.

Then the newly fallen calf was smelly and had a giant appearance...

Even when she finally rotted into mud, she hadn't died yet.

Tsk...

Thinking of this, Su Diandian couldn't help but shudder.

She quickly reminded Shan Yunting, "You little rascal, pick up a branch too, safety is the most important thing."

Shan Yunting nodded to her, "My wife is so thoughtful."

After climbing the tree again to confirm the direction of the main peak of Cangwu Mountain, the two set off with the tree branch in hand.

Occasionally, unfamiliar animal roars and bird calls could be heard from the woods.

"Listen to this, is it a jackal or a tiger?"

Su Diandian grinned mischievously, "Shan Yunting, you wouldn't become the first peak Nascent Soul cultivator in history to be eaten by a wild beast, would you?"

Shan Yun lingered close to her, pleading, "Please protect me, my wife."

Su Diandian pushed him away, "No problem, no problem. Just give up the position of Immortal Supervisor, and I might consider protecting you."

"Why is my wife so obsessed with the position of Immortal Supervisor?" Shan Yunting asked knowingly.

Su Diandian waved her hand, "That's a long story. You know that old fox Qinglan, right?"

"Oh." Shan Yunting narrowed his eyes and snorted coldly, "In that case, I ask that my wife rely on her strength to take the position of Immortal Supervisor."

"Tch." Su Diandian strode forward. "Let's get out of this forest first. If we can't get out, who knows who will get the scraps."

“My lady is right.” Shan Yunting quickly followed.

After walking for a while, the two lost their way again.

Su Diandian gently poked Shan Yunting with a branch, "You little rascal, I was the one who climbed the tree to check the location last time, shouldn't it be your turn to climb now?"

Shan Yunting smiled and agreed, "I will listen to my wife."

He chose a big tree and climbed to the top. As soon as his head emerged from the canopy, he saw Yuan Zhong, a disciple of Cangwu Mountain who was on patrol.

As Yuan Chongzheng rode his sword, he lowered his eyes and met Shan Yunting's gaze.

"Immortal..."

Shan Yun made a shushing gesture and said to Yuan Zhong in a serious tone, "Do not make a sound, lest you disturb the remnant soul of the ancient god."

Before Yuan Zhong could ask a question, he said in a mysterious tone, "The ancient god entered my dream at night and summoned me here. You must keep this a secret and never tell anyone else about it."

An ancient god entered my dream and summoned the Immortal Overseer. This is... an incredible opportunity!

It seems that Cangwu Mountain is about to reach the pinnacle of immortality.

Yuan Zhong quickly bowed and solemnly said, "Rest assured, Immortal Supervisor, this disciple will keep his mouth shut."

Seeing that he hadn't come down for a long time, Su Diandian simply climbed up the tree herself.

She stood on a tree branch and nudged Shan Yunting's leg. "You little rascal, did you even see where you were going? What are you whispering about up there?"

Hearing voices, Yuan Zhong craned his neck to look, puzzled.

He then asked in a low voice, "My Lord Chief Cultivator, why is there a woman's voice down there?"