Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.
Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...
Wow, a zombie!
Su Diandian remained lying in place, looking at the green corpse that had just emerged from the ground with a look of wonder.
The deceased must have been a poor farmer; he was emaciated and extremely hunched over.
Moreover, the corpse was only hastily wrapped in a coarse linen garment full of patches.
"Brother Zombie, you've suffered." Su Diandian winked at the green zombie.
The green corpse creaked and groaned as it shook its head, its putrid mouth emitting rumbling roars.
Immediately afterwards, more "gurgling" sounds rang out from all around.
However, because the miasma was too thick, Su Diandian couldn't see her surroundings at all.
But she could figure it out with her nose.
This should be a mass grave, and the things yelling around here are probably corpses controlled by the Three Corpse Sect.
Su Diandian became excited; she had never tried this kind of death before.
Surrounded by a circle of zombies, who knows what might happen?
Thinking about it this way, Su Diandian's eyes lit up.
She got up, cupped her hands around her mouth, and shouted, "I'm alive! I'm here! Come and bite me!"
The green zombie next to him twitched.
Perhaps it was because Shi Sheng had never heard such a despicable request before.
As expected, after Su Diandian shouted, the zombies moved closer to where she was.
Unfortunately, she could not get what she wanted.
Ahei is here.
Wielding two hammers, he charged through the zombie horde like a human tank.
Su Diandian called out to Ahei, "Ahei, don't bully the weak."
Ahei ignored him and continued fighting.
Unbeknownst to Ahei, who was acting as a corpse puppet, Su Diandian had escaped while he was dealing with the zombies.
She didn't want to escape from here, but she felt that Ahei was too cumbersome to have by her side, which slowed down her death.
After shaking off Ahei, Su Diandian followed the dangerous scent and traveled alone in the mountains.
Suddenly, she stepped on something again.
The next second, Su Diandian's ankles were tied with rope.
She was hanging upside down on a dead tree branch.
The crows perched on the tree branches all flew down to peck at her flesh.
Damn, it itches so much.
Why can't we just send a big bird to swallow her whole?
Just as Su Diandian was full of complaints, a cute little face appeared in front of her.
She was hanging upside down, but that little girl's face was facing the same direction as her.
"Are you the woman my senior brother married?" the little girl asked, her voice soft, sweet, and adorable.
Su Diandian immediately guessed that this little girl must be the Three Corpse Sect Master mentioned by Siji Huang, and his junior sister who betrayed the Corpse Control Sect.
So she replied, "Yes, it's me."
"She's really ugly, and... her cultivation level... is actually only at the Qi Refining stage." The little girl flipped over and landed steadily under the withered tree.
This time, Su Diandian saw the little girl's full appearance.
The little girl was not very tall, wearing a light yellow dress and with two round little pigtails on her head.
A hand bone was also pinned to the little bun as decoration.
What bizarre aesthetic sense!
"Little sister, what's your name?" Su Diandian asked the little girl with a smile.
The little girl raised her chubby chin and said with dissatisfaction, "Hmph, didn't Senior Brother mention my name to you at all?"
“Sigh…” Su Diandian looked proud. “My husband never mentions other women in front of me. He’s afraid I’ll get jealous.”
"You!" The little girl jumped up and down in anger, "You're not allowed to call my senior brother 'husband'!"
“Okay.” Su Diandian smiled. “My husband said that I am the woman he loves most in his life, and he calls me his little darling every day.”
She was vomiting as she said that.
But because she hadn't eaten for a long time, there was nothing in her stomach to give her to vomit.
"Shut up, shut up! Otherwise, I, the sect leader, will kill you!" The little girl leaped into the air, her face level with Su Diandian's.
“Okay.” Su Diandian blinked. “My husband also said that he will love his dear wife forever…”
This time, before she could finish speaking, a dead crow was stuffed into her mouth.
Su Diandian was smug, thinking she was sure she could do it this time.
You should know that a woman's jealousy is no joke.
Even if it doesn't come off, it will definitely cause serious injury.
Even on his deathbed, if he could catch a glimpse of his hometown deep in the white mist, that would be a sweet treat.
Su Diandian was unable to speak and could only make "mmm" sounds.
What she meant was, if you're going to kill, then do it quickly.
But the little girl couldn't understand.
She could only continue to moan "mmm mmm".
The little girl grew impatient, ripped off the dead crow, and pouted, asking, "What else do you want to say to provoke me?"
Su Diandian smiled and said without hesitation, "Just wait, my husband will definitely come to save me. I am his dear wife."
Upon hearing this, the little girl's anger surged.
She bared her small tiger teeth and roared, "I'm going to kill you and turn you into a corpse puppet so you can serve me when I need to use the toilet."
"If you have the guts, then come and try! Let's see if my husband will come to avenge me!" Su Diandian shouted defiantly.