Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.
Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...
"Exactly, exactly. Who's as lucky as you, marrying three at once?" Sui Bian said sarcastically.
"Keep your voice down, is this something to be proud of?" Lu Renbing sneered.
"Isn't the wedding ceremony in three days?" Su Diandian instantly woke up and sat up abruptly.
"Isn't it today? The disciples in the sect have been working frantically for three days just for this matter." Lu Renbing pressed her back down onto the stool.
Su Diandian froze, letting the two men scrape white paint and apply putty to her face.
Where is the problem?
After much thought, she concluded that the problem lay with the bottle of calming powder that Zhenming had.
That effect is simply too amazing; one bottle and you'll sleep for three days straight.
When I woke up, my head didn't hurt, my eyes weren't blurry, and I felt quite light all over.
If this stuff were handed over to the national medical department, it might be able to replace anesthetics.
Lu Renbing and Sui Bian exchanged words, subtly mocking Su Diandian.
"Who is as capable as you, Junior Sister? Why don't you share your experience with us and tell us how you defeated Immortal Venerable Lingyu?"
"And that Corpse Control Sect Master, he's covered in corpse energy, he's terrifying just looking at him, aren't you afraid of him?"
"Bingbing, stop talking. Junior Sister Su is highly skilled and daring. She even managed to win over the sect leader."
"Hahaha……"
Su Diandian couldn't stand it anymore, so she slammed her hand on the table and stood up.
With her hands on her hips and her face held high, she laughed and said, "Are you two senior sisters perhaps jealous of your junior sister?"
"Look at how furious you all are, you probably wish you were the bride today, don't you?"
"You... have a crush on my master, right?"
"And you, haven't you been coveting the sect leader's looks for years?"
These were just random words from Su Diandian, but they struck a chord with Lu Renbing and Sui Bian.
The two said in unison, "Nonsense, I didn't."
But the shy look in their eyes betrayed everything.
Su Diandian snorted, "Fine, fine, if you don't have it, you don't have it. Just be envious and jealous all you want."
"You seduced your own master and consorted with evil cultivators; you are a disgrace to the immortal sect." Lu Renbing's face flushed red.
Sui Bian chimed in, "You wicked woman, you deserve to be annihilated, soul and all."
"You two have such a limited vocabulary of swear words. You'll suffer when you argue with other sects in the future."
Su Diandian said in a serious tone, "You can't just rely on sarcasm to insult someone; you have to express your true feelings to feel good."
She coughed lightly, "Come on, let me give you both a demonstration."
After saying that, she climbed onto the stool and started cursing at Lu Renbing.
"Lu Renbing, you're really like an old lady crawling into bed, you've made me laugh. Just from your name, you seem like a nobody who can never ascend to immortality."
"You want to call me a slut but can't think of a word, huh? You're really like a toad that got dumped by a frog. You're so ugly that even if you wanted to play around, nobody would want you."
"You, you, you!" Lu Renbing was so angry she couldn't speak.
Su Diandian bent down and patted her shoulder to comfort her, "Don't be angry. I'm just teaching you how to curse. Come on, try cursing as a slut."
Lu Renbing was stunned for a moment, then tried to curse in a low voice: "You seductive slut who loves to seduce men?"
"Yes, that's it! Try adding another 'shameless' and see?" Su Diandian guided with a smile.
"Shameless, seductive slut?" Lu Renbing cursed again.
Su Diandian praised with satisfaction: "Yes, that's it. Go practice over there first, then come back and scold me later. You'll definitely have a good time."
Under Sui Bian's astonished gaze, Lu Renbing actually obediently walked to the side and quietly practiced how to curse.
Su Diandian turned her gaze to Sui Bian, "Look at you, you idiot who just boils water carelessly, you're just spewing out stupidity."
"You can't just curse someone with one sentence like 'bad woman'? Look at you, like an old sow gnawing on a porcelain bowl, spewing nonsense."
Sui Bian was a clear-headed person. "You're the one spouting nonsense!"
"Hey, that's right! Your momentum is spot on." Su Dian gave her a thumbs up. "But then again, you two don't need to scold me."
"What? You dare to do it but don't want to be scolded?" Sui Bian rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky.
Su Diandian sighed, "You two have a big misunderstanding about me."
"What misunderstanding could there be? It's all over the sect. They're so shameless." Sui Bian crossed his arms, looking down on people.
"Sigh, I sacrificed my reputation to get close to the sect leader of the Corpse Controlling Sect, mainly to use him to destroy the Three Corpse Sect."
Su Diandian sat back down on the stool and said in a serious tone, "In order to make the Three Corpse Sect and the Corpse Controlling Sect kill each other, I had to pretend to mediate with the Four Seasons Wasteland."
"What does that have to do with this wedding?" Sui asked, puzzled. "Could the wedding be a ploy to lure and kill the Three Corpse Sect Master?"
Su Diandian clapped her hands lightly: "Hey, Sui Bian, you're really something else, you're quite clever."
"But you married three men, what does that have to do with her?" Sui Bian quickly grasped the key point.
Su Diandian said in a serious tone, "Chiming'er is fond of Sijihuang. The sect leader and I deliberately put on an act, pretending to be disrespectful to Sijihuang."
“Look, Chi Ming’er may have originally wanted to fulfill my wish with Siji Huang.”
"But what will she do when she hears that I'm a womanizer who married three men at the same time?"