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As a company established for only a few years, Kuigu...
Chapter 88 This company homepage is too abstract
There was a moment of dead silence in the president's office.
Weng Ziqin tried to digest the meaning of her boss's words for more than ten seconds, and her face finally turned pale: "Boss Yang, what do you mean?"
Could it be that the company's homepage is going to be the same as the outer packaging of this certain tree brand coconut juice? The densely packed words, the extremely chaotic layout, the text color like street advertisements, and the information density that is eager to cram everything into the audience's brain? Just by imagining it, you can imagine that the company's homepage made in this way is similar to some of the websites warned by Foberle.
When viewers or investors come and click on the company's homepage and see this thing...the scene is very exciting just to think about it, but no, it's really hard for people to stay nervous.
What on earth is Mr. Yang thinking?!
"That's right." Yang Ruoqian showed an unfathomable expression and confirmed Weng Ziqin's guess, "The company homepage I need is this one."
"Boss Yang, this, this." Weng Ziqin carefully considered her words and expressed her opinion with high emotional intelligence, "Will the homepage made in this way be too... no, a little... no, a little abstract?"
This is the face of the company. No matter how fancy it is, the first design option is already the limit!
Yang Ruoqian shook his head: "I'm just telling you the idea, of course you can't copy it."
After hearing what the boss said, Weng Ziqin's mentality, which was almost collapsed, was supported again.
It’s good if it’s not. It’s good if it’s not.
Using the packaging style of a certain tree brand coconut juice as the company's website homepage is really too eye-catching. Such design art is probably a bit too early for humans in the 21st century.
Weng Ziqin breathed a sigh of relief: "Boss Yang, what are your specific suggestions?"
"It's not enough to just copy the packaging of a certain tree brand coconut juice. In my opinion, they are still a little too conservative." Yang Ruoqian took the mouse and opened a pirated reading software with pop-up ads flying all over the computer, and showed it to Weng Ziqin. "We should add some pop-ups like this to fill up the top, bottom, left and right of the company's homepage, leaving only a part of the middle for viewers to read the content of the webpage."
How can a small webpage that looks like the warning from Foberle be enough? Yang Ruoqian's idea for the company's homepage is to copy all the designs of this kind of website, except for the content of the guild, in order to give the browser the strongest mental attack! Think about it, when potential partners click on the company's homepage and see this kind of thing, who would still want to cooperate?
Those talented and capable anchors and artists want to join the company and look for the company's contact information, but when they enter the homepage, the contact information looks like a small advertisement for door-to-door locksmith services, and their first impression of the company is definitely that of a dirty and messy small workshop.
Not to mention the audience, who are annoyed by pop-ups all day long. Once they see this kind of page, they will most likely feel disgusted and will not stay for even a second.
One design idea, disgusting three groups. Only I, Yang Ruoqian, could come up with such a genius plan, right? Weng Ziqin, who was just feeling lucky, was struck by lightning when she heard Yang Ruoqian's words: "Ah?"
It turns out that Mr. Yang thinks that the packaging style of a certain tree brand coconut juice is not amazing enough, and he wants it to be even more amazing? This, this...
Weng Ziqin stared blankly at the three plans she had spent so many days and painstakingly designing. She had only one question in her mind - in the eyes of her boss, my plan is no better than a big-character poster typed out and typeset in Word?
"Boss Yang, I...I..."
"What's wrong?" Yang Ruoqian raised his head in confusion, "Is what I said not clear enough? Or do you think it's too general and needs more details?"
"Details? What details?" Weng Ziqin had almost completely lost the ability to think at this moment, and asked blankly.
Tsk, this girl still lacks the ability to draw inferences from one instance to another.
It’s okay. As the boss, I can teach you.
"We definitely cannot place ads in the pop-up windows on the company's website," Yang Ruoqian said. "Huang Rushi's dance troupe is in the most critical period of development. We can make a small game for them and put the link to the small game in these pop-up windows."
"This will not only enrich the content, but also provide a good publicity campaign for our 'Macho Dance Troupe', killing two birds with one stone."
Just imagine, if someone with particularly high endurance, or who really wants to cooperate sincerely, can stand such an abstract company homepage, then what awaits him next is a constant bombardment of mini-game links. If he accidentally clicks the wrong place with his mouse, a trio of dancers with different looks will appear with a cheesy background music...
How many people can still endure in this situation instead of just clicking the cross in the upper right corner?
People with bad tempers might even directly post this kind of homepage in the community and criticize it.
This was the second layer of insurance that Yang Ruoqian had set up for the company's homepage! He didn't believe that this wouldn't ruin his own reputation.
Yang Ruoqian praised his careful plan in his heart, and said to the dumbfounded Weng Ziqin: "Is this detailed and clear enough? According to my requirements, draw up another design and give it to Zhu Qifeng to make it."
A few days ago, security guard Zhu Qifeng readily agreed to help make the webpage, saving Yang Ruoqian a lot of effort.
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When leaving the office and returning to her workstation, Weng Ziqin still had a bewildered expression on her face.
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Seeing her like this, Wen Lianji asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you? Did the boss reject your proposal?"
How come the behavior of my good sister is exactly the same as when I received the street interview questions designed by Mr. Yang not long ago?
"If it's just rejected, I can just make another one..." Weng Ziqin sat down and couldn't help complaining, "You don't even know what plan Mr. Yang gave me!"
Now she finally understood why Wen Lianji behaved that way when she was asked the questions in the street interview.
In Weng Ziqin's worldview, if the webpage was designed according to Mr. Yang's idea, not to mention ordinary people, even the Trisolarans would be so disgusted that they would give up attacking the earth.
"You've been working here for so long, and you still don't know how powerful Mr. Yang is?" Wen Lianji was clearly a new employee, but she spoke like a seasoned veteran. "We just need to study hard, why should we think so much?"
After having their worldviews refreshed countless times, the employees of Kuiguang Group have long since summed up two rules: 1. Mr. Yang will never be wrong, 2. If Mr. Yang is wrong, please refer to the first rule.
"Oh, I know..." Weng Ziqin sighed, "I have to finish Mr. Yang's plan this afternoon and hand it over to Zhu..."
At this point, Weng Ziqin was suddenly stunned.
Mr. Yang just asked who will be responsible for executing the plan? Who will be responsible for making the website? Zhu Qifeng?!
She turned to look at Shao Yiqi and Wen Lianji, and asked uncertainly: "Xiao Wen, I remember Zhu Qifeng, he should be the security guard of our company?"
(End of this chapter)