Extra 11: I am hurt, you are not hurt

[Contribution from Swordsman]

The midterm exam is coming soon. Do you seniors have a question bank?

--Same request!

--Same request +1!

--Xiao Huaiyuan: Study hard, and it won't be a problem. So far, only one person from Xuanqing Sect has failed an exam.

--who?

--who?

--Which hero?

Li Yuanbo: Tong, delete this one.

[Contribution from Swordsman]

How do you guys keep your footing when flying with swords? Why do I always fall off my swords?

I have failed the third flight test three times, please help me!

--Core instability! Recommend lifting weights!

--Horse stance! Not enough training!

Come to Qifeng and follow me to swing the hammer! I guarantee you'll pass it in three months!

--You can also come to Wufeng, let’s start physical training and practice the core!

--Add more protein powder to the body-building pills!

--Louis: Dancing helps too. Hiphop with me!

[Contribution from Swordsman]

Help, what should I do if my natal spirit sword is acting grumpy and ignoring me? Waiting online, it's urgent!

Ever since I got it, I have been very happy. I have good food and drinks, plenty of spirit stones, and half of my salary is used to buy sword spirit ointment and sword soul crystals. I spend at least an hour every day to wipe and maintain it, but it is particularly cold to me and has just ignored me recently?

Does anyone know what the reason is?

--Some swords are just pretentious, don't indulge them! Just give them a beating!

No, no, I did that last time, and they reported me to Qifeng! I got scolded by Ivan!

--I have experience. Didn't I clean the soles of my shoes when I stepped on it to go up to the sky?

--Hiss! I stepped in dog poop last time, and then he ignored me for a month!

--How is that possible? The poster said he maintains it every day!

--Are you attracted to the richer senior brothers and sisters?

--Did you use the knife to open the package when you couldn't find it?

--My family's situation is that my son fell in love with the kitchen knife in the cafeteria, and I didn't agree! He eloped and got caught! I'm wondering what to do, too.

--The sword is too big to be kept!

--Think about it from another angle, a kitchen knife is at least a household item!

That kitchen knife is 56cm! Bigger than my mom! Covered in grease! And smells amazing!

--When you get older, you'll feel more caring...

--Does it hurt when I hit you with my sword?

【Magic Cultivation Contribution】（Anonymous）

I would like to declare in advance that I am an Omega warrior who was captured by Tianyin in the year 396 of the Star Calendar, and I have passed both online and offline merit tests!

My mind is clear and bright, without any karmic debts, but I do have some small merits.

But after Wanxing returned to the origin, although he was lucky enough to be accepted by the sect, he felt very inferior in his heart.

I chose the most remote dormitory and only dared to deal with the sect's mundane affairs, but I didn't dare to seriously cultivate, fearing discrimination and attacks...

How should my future go?

Ah! There really is a demon cultivator!

--Cultivating immortals and practicing demons only have different sources of power. As long as you stick to the right path, you are all members of the master's sect!

--People of the same level may not be able to see it, but those of a higher level can see it at a glance. They already know it, so don’t worry. Just practice with peace of mind!

--Teacher Labu is an evil cultivator, but when he was building his foundation, he was personally protected by Heaven. Who would dare to object to someone recognized by Heaven?

--The leader of the Dark Hall, who has an innate demonic body, is known to everyone. If anyone dares to say anything bad about her, I will be the first to disagree!

--By the way, is Mr. Yuan San awake?

--I just visited last week and it's not there yet, but the leader said it will be soon!

--Very good!

[Contribution from Swordsman]

I went on a mission to an unknown planet and found an unknown little beast. What is it? How do I raise it?

--Shi An: Qilin Crystal Beast, come and find me.

--Captured a clan leader!

[Contribution from Swordsman]

Can some music editors please stop practicing in the middle of the night? Today it’s suona, tomorrow it’s electric guitar, and the day after tomorrow it’s hulusi!

Or look at the time, is working from nine to five okay? Even taking tranquilizers can't block out the devilish sound!

--Sorry, I'm a sword cultivator and would like to switch to music cultivation, but I have to practice swordsmanship during the day, so I can only play musical instruments and sing at night...

--......A forced melon is not sweet, otherwise you should practice sword.

--Woo woo woo woo! Do I really not have this talent?

--Or you can find Louis from the next peak and try to learn some rap?

【Contribution for instrument repair】

Can we prohibit sword practitioners from giving their swords strange names?

--Prosperity!

--Laifu!

--Sang Biao!

--Zhang Defu!

--Wang Cuilian (immortal cultivation version)!

--The sword does not allow the same name, what should we do? Pure love cockroach is hot!

--Whoever is poked with the spear dipped in shit will die!

--What a coincidence! Whoever uses the water gun to spray urine will scream!

--You're covered in shit and still want to stir it up!

--Are you three in the same ward? The smell is quite strong!

--I'm hurt, you don't!

--Leading the square dance. Fairy from Yaochi!

--Lord Leng Qing, girl, don't even think about escaping!

--Murong·Godkiller·The Dream of 900 Million Girls·Iron Pillar!

--Marilyn·Blood Li Mei·Antalia·Hathaway·Ice and Snow Sorrow·Meng Yuan!

--OP:.......When we fight, try to recite one to me!

--Sun Qianyu: From now on, please refer to "Xuanqing Qidian. Sword Naming Management Standards Version 3.0" for the naming of spiritual swords!

【Food repair submission】

Cook in the cafeteria and take photos on weekends!

Master Zhang’s photography side business is now open!

Photograph people, spirit pets, and your own spirit sword! Filming starts this weekend!

This is my work. Brothers and sisters who want to take photos can contact me!

--So fairy-like!

--So beautiful!

--So cool!

--Can I add special effects if I can't wield a sword during the Qi training stage?

--OP: There are people who make their own flying sword mechas! You can't tell the difference when wearing long skirts!

--Do you have any clothes? Can you sell them?

--OP: For sale, this is an ancient style young man suit that I made myself!

--Where's the headdress?

--OP: We have this one too, and we accept customization!

--How much is a set of photos?

--OP: 288 Star Coins per set, 20 finely edited photos! If you're going out, 588 in the Special Zone! 888 for the video!

--Reserve!

--I want one too!

【Body Repair Submission】（Tony cannot see）

Dear physical practitioners, did you apply for a card when you first started?

--What do you think?

--Not only physical cultivators, but sword cultivators were also fooled!

--It's not just you. Last time the guests from the empire came, several officers tried it out and went back with gloomy faces!

--The technology is fine, but the aesthetics are simply a cosmic black hole!

I've just joined the sect and it's been a month. I'm afraid to go out. What should I do? Does Danfeng have any hair growth pills?

--I have a wig and a hat. Do you want them? They were passed down to me by another senior!

Yes! But could you please send it to me? It's not convenient for me to go out now!

--I want one too, give me one!

--Look at this, can I call the police?

--You can look for the Discipline Hall to see if there are any channels for protecting your rights!

Wufeng is good in every way, the master is good, and the money is high. But this is the only thing...

--Can I report it secretly and ask Master to stop firing me?

--No, this is his only hobby!

He wasn't really interested in taking on any apprentices in the first place, so he just decided to pick up this little hobby! Take a cue from Sean, the salon's only gold-card customer who gets his hair cut every month and praises it to bits, no matter how ugly it is! Look at his drive!

--.......Respect!

[Sword Cultivator Contribution] (Su ​​Ziang and Alice are not visible)

A disciple of the First Peak clarified: Please do not bring the grudges between the Peak Master and the disciples to the forefront! We have no other options!

--I'm from Sanfeng, the same one!

--If a fight breaks out, please forgive me! At worst, I'll let you fight back next time!

--shake hands!

--Peace!

--Love you!

--Kiss~~~

--（づ￣3￣）づ╭～!