Zhang Bairen, who crossed through myriad worlds, joined the Multiverse Mutual Aid Chat Group.
From then on, I, Zhang Bairen, relied not on heaven, not on earth, only on myself!
Kengan A...
Zhang Bairen from Zhenhun Street: "You guessed right, the world I live in is Zhenhun Street."
I'm currently heading to Rakshasa Street to check out the current timeline.
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "Um, are you the Martial God Body? And who is your guardian spirit?"
Zhang Bairen from Zhenhun Street: "Actually, it's quite a coincidence. My guardian spirit is named Li Changgeng."
Zhang Bairen from the Martial Arts World: "!!?"
Good heavens, Li Changgeng, Venus!?
Zhang Bairen from Zhenhun Street: "Yes, it's Taibai Jinxing. Who told me to have this name?"
Zhang Bairen from Qin Shi: "Awesome!"
Fengyun Zhang Bairen: "It seems you still have the Martial God Body."
Since it can summon Venus, it can certainly summon other celestial spirits as well.
Zhang Bairen from Zhenhun Street: "That's right, I possess the Martial God Body physique, which allows me to summon not only Li Changgeng but also Zhang Tianshi."
As for the other immortal martial spirits, due to insufficient spiritual power, they could not break their seals, nor could they summon them simultaneously.
Little Black Monster Zhang Bairen: "Goodness, it's true that we're called Zhang Bairen, but you actually managed to summon members of the Heavenly Court in this special world of Zhenhun Street."
Monster Zhang Bairen: "It was expected."
Our talents are top-tier in every world, but in the world of Zhenhun Street, unless one is a descendant of royalty, possessing a powerful guardian spirit can only be achieved through the Longhu Mountain Taoist lineage or the legendary Jade Emperor.
Shaolin Zhang Bairen: "...In the world of Zhenhun Street, your identity is related to the Jade Emperor."
In this world, I am on my way to find the sealed-off God Xing Tian.
Now, I'm starting to wonder if Xing Tian, after seeing me, will think I have the destiny of a Heavenly Emperor and can replace the current one!
Baki: "Your idea is also outrageous."
Pirate Zhang Bairen: "Why do I feel like there's a real possibility?"
Kengan Zhang Bairen: "Add one."
Hokage Zhang Bairen: "I think so too."
Zhang Bairen, the pawnbroker, said: "If only we were really the Jade Emperor."
In this way, I no longer need to worry about the pawnshop's hidden mastermind lurking in the shadows.
King Kong Zhang Bairen: "Could you please introduce the world you live in?"
Zhang Bairen, the pawnbroker: "Pawnshop No. 8, do you remember it? It's a super long TV series."
In the end, the mastermind didn't fail; they even burned the protagonist alive.
Zhang Bairen from Zhenhun Street: "So this is the world."
In other words, your current identity is the owner of Pawnshop No. 8!?
Zhang Bairen, the pawnbroker, said: "That's right. I was found by that dark ruler during the Song Dynasty."
It has been working for over five hundred years now.
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "Over five hundred years, you're a top ten employee!"
Zhang Bairen, the pawnbroker: "Yes, I am indeed the best pawnbroker."
Through my hands, I acquired nearly ten thousand souls, including treacherous officials, famous ministers and generals, and many historical figures.
For example, Qin Hui, Gao Qiu, Ximen Qing, Chen Youliang, Wan Sanqian, Yan Song, Li Zicheng, Dorgon...
There are just too many of these characters.
Greedy people are often more ruthless; they sell their souls more easily than others.
Of course, some loyal ministers and famous generals also acted in the same way when making deals.
Soul, lifespan, emotions and desires, memory, internal organs, any item, anything can be sold or bought.
For the past few hundred years, I have tried my best to maintain my integrity, not to harm the loyal and good, not to frame the good people, and mainly to take down the bad guys who already have criminal records.
To my surprise, this approach actually made my business even more booming.
Naruto Zhang Bairen: "Brother, you should understand now."
For those guys, a deal with a price is the only fair deal they're looking for.
What does it matter if one sells their soul for their own ambition?!
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "If it can change my fate, how many deals would I make with the devil?!"
Zhang Bairen, the pawnbroker, said: "Yes, they certainly did. After they gained benefits, they gradually fell into the abyss."
However, they did not regret it, and even left the pawnshop information to their family descendants and friends.
"It's thanks to their advertising that my business is thriving and my wealth is increasing."
Corpse Brother Zhang Bairen: "This is human nature!"
Zhang Bairen from Zhonghua: "My existence seems somewhat out of place with you."
The world you live in is either full of danger or full of opportunities.
But the world I live in is a world where people compete solely for food.
Qin Shi Zhang Bairen: "I couldn't hold back when I saw this part."
Hey bro, you must be in the world of Cooking Master Boy, right?
Zhang Bairen, Zhonghua: "That's right, it's this world."
Qin Shi Zhang Bairen: "Since that's the case, you should know about the legendary kitchen utensils."
Moreover, it seems that the world you live in also has a system of Qigong.
It is said that there are even culinary freaks who cook by setting the Yangtze River on fire.
From this perspective, the military strength of your world isn't actually that low.
Zhang Bairen from Zhonghua: "Now that you mention it, I'm reminded of the Yang Qi Gong that Master Shiquan taught me."
Although this qigong didn't make me a martial arts master, it did give me extraordinary reaction speed and skill.
Fengyun Zhang Bairen: "In your world, you can ignite the Yangtze River with qigong, so your martial arts level is definitely not low."
And those legendary kitchen utensils, we should try our best to get our hands on them too.
Zhang Bairen of Zhonghua: "Alright, actually I already have the Demon Saint Bronze Artifact in my hands."
Zhang Bairen: "Next up is me. Everyone should know the world I live in."
One-Punch Man is a classic shonen anime.
My identity is that of the rightful heir to the Whirlwind Iron Slash Fist.
He is also the most outstanding disciple in the Bangpu Dojo.
Several years ago, I had a friendly sparring session with Bang's disciple. Garou, who hadn't yet turned into a monster, was beaten so badly by me that he questioned his existence.
Now, my true strength should be at the level of an S-class hero.
Kengan Zhang Bairen: "Big Boss, you really are all big bosses!"
Vajra Zhang Bairen: "Whirlwind Iron Cleaver Fist? It's perfect for me!"
Baki Zhang Bairen: "The future of martial arts lies in the inheritance of martial arts that belongs solely to the body and skills!"
Hokage Zhang Bairen: "I'm thinking, should I find an opportunity to learn the Eight Gates?"
Pirate Zhang Bairen: "There's absolutely no need for that. You should be researching the power of bloodstains, the power of tailed beasts, and the power of Yin-Yang Release."
Naruto Zhang Bairen: "I have a perfect Sage Mode. There's no need to delve into the bloodstains and the power of the Tailed Beasts for now."
As for Yin-Yang Release, let's take it slow. After all, I don't have the Sage of Six Paths to give me a cheat code; I can only research it through ninjutsu inheritance.
Zhang Bairen, the pawnbroker, said: "I just discovered that the chat group's purification function has resolved all the hidden dangers on me, as well as the methods left behind by that dark overlord."
But because of this, I am very likely to be discovered by him.
Therefore, I plan to take everything from the pawnshop, change my identity, and hide in the human world for a while.
Zhang Bairen from Zhenhun Street: "If you encounter danger, bring all your supplies and come to my place to fight for supremacy."
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I am destined to be king!