"Thank you, Brother Bai Ren, but I have money now."

"My grandfather recently gave me a lot of pocket money. I can buy things with my own money, so you don't have to give it to me at a loss," Naruto replied politely.

"Okay, fine, you can decide what to do yourself." Zhang Bairen said, then rubbed Naruto's head.

"Brother Bai Ren, can you tell me about the new novel that's about to be released? What's it about? Is it related to the Fourth Hokage?" Naruto asked curiously.

Upon hearing this, Kakashi, who was wearing a mask, quietly moved closer to the two of them.

"Of course you can. You should have read my previous novel. I have lived in Konoha Village for many years and don't know much about the outside world."

Therefore, I enjoy creating my own world.

This novel is my masterpiece.

A completely new worldview, a completely new cultivation system, a world without ninjas, and a young boy's journey of overcoming adversity.

"I think you'll really like it," Zhang Bairen said.

"Is it a story about a boy?" Kakashi wondered to himself.

"Unfortunately, although the story is exciting, it doesn't have much explicit content."

In this respect, he can't compare to Jiraiya-sensei.

Kakashi, the old devil, couldn't help but sigh.

"This is so exciting!!" Naruto clenched his fist.

Just as the two continued their discussion, the ramen maker finished making Naruto's ramen.

"Naruto, your large pork chashu ramen is ready," the hand greeted him.

"Oh, thank you, Uncle Hand-Strike!" Naruto said, turning away to end the conversation and starting to eat his noodles with gusto.

Kakashi leaned closer and asked in a furtive whisper, "Excuse me, but I heard you correspond with Jiraiya-sensei. Could you please get me a copy of 'Icha Icha Paradise' with Jiraiya-sensei's autograph?"

"Huh?" Zhang Bairen, who had noticed Kakashi long ago, was stunned when he heard his request.

At this moment, Kakashi blushed deeply; this lewd old virgin was beginning to regret his actions.

"Oh, of course."

"If Jiraiya-sensei knew he was in Konoha and had you as a loyal fan, he would be very happy," Zhang Bairen replied with a smile.

"Arigato!" Kakashi quickly bowed and thanked him.

Seeing Kakashi trying to escape, Zhang Bairen smiled knowingly.

"Please wait a moment. As a novelist myself, I have also read Jiraiya's works and even tried to imitate them."

"Here, this is for you. Take it back and have a look." Zhang Bairen called out to Kakashi and handed him several unpublished draft books.

These books were originally intended to bribe Hiruzen Sarutobi, but since we've run into Kakashi, we might as well give them to him.

Kakashi hurriedly caught the book and glanced at the novel's title.

Then, the words "Ninja Academy Sister White", "Genin A-Bing", and "Wandering Ninja" appeared in their field of vision.

"This, this, this..." Kakashi stammered, his words incoherent.

"Don't be shy, accept it. If you like it, I can write more and then secretly publish it," Zhang Bairen said in a low voice.

Upon hearing this, Kakashi stuffed the few thin books into his clothes.

Tonight, he will scrutinize these books with a critical eye!

"Boss Kakashi, I have to take my leave now. As for my ramen, I'll give it to Naruto." Kakashi said, glancing at Naruto who was happily eating his ramen.

This child, sigh...

Kakashi left Ichiraku Ramen with the books in his hands.

Naruto Uzumaki turned his head to look, but only saw a familiar figure hurriedly leaving.

"Uncle Teuchi, is the guy who gave me ramen a ninja from the village?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, that's a famous genius ninja," Teuchi replied casually.

"The person who gave me ramen is a real ninja, and a genius ninja at that!"

"Next time I see him, I must treat him to ramen as a ninja!" Naruto thought to himself.

Inside the store, calm returned.

Zhang Bairen also began to enjoy the delicious meal.

Back home, Kakashi locked the door and closed the windows.

Then, he excitedly took out the books that Zhang Bairen had given him.

"I hope you won't let me down," Kakashi muttered to himself.

Inside the Hokage Building, Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was observing the village's situation as usual, magnified the image on the crystal ball by one time.

"Imitation of that genius writer? Even if it's not as good as Icha Icha Paradise, it shouldn't be too far off."

"That bastard Jiraiya, his update speed is so slow!" Hiruzen Sarutobi thought to himself.

A few minutes later, their breathing became heavier.

Ten minutes later, the video was no longer viewable.

How can the erotic novels of the ninja world compare to the literary products of modern society?

Jiraiya's love paradise is completely outclassed in terms of its eroticism.

Pfft!

Blood spurted from Kakashi's nose, immediately soaking a large area of ​​his mask.

Inside the Hokage's office, even the venerable Hiruzen Sarutobi had a flushed face and was bleeding from his nose.

The erotic novel about the ninja world, after being edited by Zhang Bairen, caused those two old perverts to instantly lose their composure and bleed.

"Exciting! So exciting!!"

"Wow, there's such a way to play?!"

"This kid is a fucking genius!"

......

Amidst the praise from the two men, Zhang Bairen finished his lunch.

After leaving Ichiraku Ramen, head to the Novel Bookstore in Konoha.

It is said that this novel bookstore is secretly supported by the daimyo of the Land of Fire, because he wants to obtain the first manuscript of Icha Icha Paradise!

Of course, this is just hearsay.

However, Zhang Bairen believes that this rumor has a certain degree of credibility.

Because Jiraiya's "Make-Out Paradise" was indeed a sensation throughout the entire ninja world!

The daimyo of the Land of Fire is also a human being, so why can't a daimyo like Icha Icha Paradise?

A few minutes later, Zhang Bairen entered the bookstore.

The bookstore manager, who had already received advance notice, quickly came out.

"Mr. Bai Ren, you've finally arrived! I've been eagerly anticipating your new book!" the person in charge said with a fawning smile.

"Boss Zhijiu, you're too kind."

"I'm just a nobody author, I depend on you for my livelihood," Zhang Bairen replied with a smile.

“Not at all, we’re in a cooperative relationship. You make money, I make money, we all make money,” Nakamura Tomohisa said.

"Alright, I won't stand on ceremony with you, let's get straight to the point."

"This is my USB drive. It contains the first draft of my new book. Please review it as soon as possible. If there are no problems, it can be printed and published." Zhang Bairen said, handing over his USB drive.

"What are you saying? Does Mr. Hyakunin's manuscript need to be reviewed? I'll have it typeset and printed right now!" Nakamura Tomohisa said, and then respectfully accepted the USB drive.

"Okay, then I'll leave it to you."

"Oh, by the way, this is the letter I wrote to Jiraiya-sensei. I'm going to add a few more lines, and then I'll ask you to take the newly published book and deliver it to Jiraiya-sensei as soon as possible." Zhang Bairen said, taking out the letter he had written in advance.

Because I ran into Kakashi at noon, I need to add a few more lines to the letter.