Chapter 388: What a sweet couple!

According to the regulations of the Great Xia Dynasty, the imperial court had a three-day holiday during the Lantern Festival.

He attended court on the 14th, 15th and 16th, and only on the 17th did he return to court.

During these three days, everyone, from the emperor to the clerks in the government office, needs to rest.

Moreover, even if the emperor wanted to read memorials, he could not ask court officials to deliver them to him, because if he read one, the three ministries of Menxia, ​​Zhongshu and Shangshu would be mobilized. Once these three ministries were mobilized, the government offices under them would naturally be mobilized as well.

Therefore, officials had no time to rest.

Therefore, it would be best for the emperor to ignore state affairs and take a complete vacation these days.

Officials will not report unless there is something of great importance.

Three days of rest in the court will not affect the prehistoric beast Daxia in the slightest.

In particular, it will not affect the lives of the people in the capital.

but.

But it affects the Queen!

In the past, Xia Fengxiang was busy with state affairs every day, so even when he had some free time, he would look through memorials or official documents. Although he was flirting with Su Changan, he always had important matters at hand, so he just flirted with them a little and didn't pay much attention to other things. Firstly, he didn't have time, and secondly, he didn't have the time.

But now it's a holiday.

Xia Fengxiang suddenly had nothing to do, mainly because he had been too diligent before, which resulted in no pile up of memorials or official documents, and all the things that needed to be dealt with had been dealt with.

This suddenly left her with free time and nothing to do.

Hence.

Naturally, their attention was focused on the person who was tormenting Su Changan.

I won’t go into details about what happened at night. After all, she was going to give birth to a child, and the Queen was tormented to death, but she was in pain and happy.

The two of them are truly "a pair of pretty enemies, too crazy, and they crushed the flowers on her temples."

Then, a few drops of Bodhi water are poured into the two petals of the red lotus.

Happily, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten.

But I can't do such happy things during the day.

Therefore, Xia Fengxiang, who rarely read the messy things Su Changan wrote when he was bored, naturally started to read it.

You don’t know until you read it. Once you read it, Xia Fengxiang was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. What the hell is this?

No wonder these things make Xia and the others laugh so hard every day, and even my aunt likes to look at them occasionally.

It is snowing lightly outside today. Compared with the previous snowfalls, the snow today is not heavy, just scattered.

In Lingqi Pavilion, Su Changan was busy making hot pot with rice porridge base, while Xia Fengxiang was looking at the things Su Changan wrote in his hand.

Snowflakes were falling outside, and inside one person was cooking while another was reading.

Xia Fengxiang held his chin with one hand and gently flipped the papers in his hand, giggling from time to time. Then he looked up at Su Changan who was making hot pot over there, smiled, and continued to watch.

But after reading just one page, Xia Fengxiang raised his eyes to look at Su Changan: "Su Changan, these three sentences make me angry. If you succeed, I will give you what you want. If you fail, you will give me what I want."

Su Changan, who had almost finished the meal, watched the white rice porridge starting to cook in the clay pot. He felt satisfied and even a little greedy.

But when he heard what Xia Fengxiang said, he curled his lips, looked at Xia Fengxiang and shook his head: "I will definitely not play with you today."

Xia Fengxiang was unhappy: "Today is definitely fine, so hurry up!"

In the yard, there were also people like Xia and others who helped Su Changan make rice porridge and hotpot.

They have all seen these things.

Or

The Empress actually wrote these for them to read at the time, and she wrote them just to entertain them.

After all, there were still "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" to read before.

But since the Empress stopped writing, they have become more or less bored again.

The Empress was kind-hearted, so she would occasionally write some short articles for them to read and make them happy.

Although I don't know why those stories have no beginning or end, they are still quite interesting to read.

For example, what Your Majesty is saying now

What the Empress wrote was that there was a couple, and the girl told the boy that if he said three words that angered her, he would give him money.

Then the man said something like "You are not as pretty as my ex-girlfriend."

So, the man was beaten!

After watching it, Xia and others felt that the man deserved it.

Then, there is another version, which says that the man and the woman kissed, and then the man started washing his mouth in disgust, and when the woman saw it, she stuffed her feet into the man's mouth.

After reading it, Xia and others immediately started laughing.

And many more.

The stories are only a few dozen words long, with the most being only one or two hundred words, but they seem really interesting.

and

After watching it, Xia Xia and others felt a little envious and felt an inexplicable bad feeling in their hearts.

But whenever the Queen Mother wrote something new, they would come over to read it.

Now they heard that His Majesty wanted to play such a game with the Queen, Xia and others in the yard secretly looked at the Queen with curiosity, anticipation and excitement.

How to say it

Although the Empress wrote it vividly.

But it’s still fun to watch people play in person!

Especially in the past three days, His Majesty has been playing with the Empress a lot. It was so much fun and made them happy. Sometimes when they thought about it while lying in bed at night, they would laugh for no reason and even twist their bodies a few times!

I just feel happy and joyful!

Therefore, everyone looked at the Queen secretly, wondering what would happen today.

And it's not just the girls

Zhou Qianhong and other members of the Chixia Army and the Huanglong Guards who were standing at the gate of the yard, moved their feet intentionally or unintentionally, moved to a place where they could see the yard, and then waited seriously for what would happen next.

Xia Fengxiang walked to Su Changan, squatted down, and then looked straight at Su Changan.

Su Changan looked at Xia Fengxiang, shaking his head like a rattle: "No, I definitely won't play!"

Xia Fengxiang reached out and grabbed Su Changan's arm, looking straight at Su Changan.

Su Changan reached out and gently took Xia Fengxiang's hand, then said, "Decline!"

Xia Fengxiang couldn't help but smile, and then said: "Today will really be fine!"

Su Changan turned around and looked at Xia Fengxiang: "The day before yesterday, after I said 'Xia Tingyu is actually quite pretty', you kept using this sentence to tease me after you finished beating me. I believed you nine times. Now it's the tenth time. Can I still believe you?"

Xia Fengxiang couldn't help but smile when he heard that, then looked at Su Changan: "Then you just don't believe me!"

When Su Changan heard this, his face darkened. He squinted his eyes and pursed his lips as he looked at Xia Fengxiang, then said, "For the last time!"

When Xuanxia and others heard what the Queen said, they couldn't help but laugh.

This is not the first time that His Majesty has told Her Majesty that "today will really be fine".

This is not the first time that the Queen has said the same thing!

In the end, it's just that the numbers in what the Empress said just now have changed.

But the words are all the same.

Even the way he said it the last time was exactly the same!

The Queen said she didn't want to play, but she always played with His Majesty.

Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Changan and smiled even more happily. Then he coughed and said, "Go ahead. I'm listening. I won't be angry this time."

Su Changan made a bitter face, thought for a while, then leaned over to Xia Fengxiang's ear and said something.

Then

Xia Fengxiang looked normal as he looked at Su Changan: "Well, I'm not angry."

Although he said that, Xia Fengxiang's hand was already on Su Changan's face.

When Xia Xuan and the others saw this scene, they all chuckled, and at the same time, they looked at the Queen's frowning and helpless expression, and then the way she took His Majesty's hand and held it in her palm, and tried hard not to laugh.

Because the last time His Majesty pinched your face like this, you didn't take it off, and when you said the second sentence, His Majesty pinched you hard.

After pinching, the queen's face was rosy, which was very beautiful, but also made people feel sad.

Then what.

The Queen was also angry and ignored Your Majesty.

His Majesty coaxed her and said, "Don't be angry, then pinch me back."

Unexpectedly, the queen really took action.

Then, the two of them started arguing again.

Such a scene was really not something that servants like them could bear to watch, but they did not dare to leave directly, so they had to turn around and not look, but they could not help but want to watch.

After reading it, I could only laugh secretly.

So at that moment, seeing the Queen Mother grabbing His Majesty's clenched fist and snapping her fingers one by one, everyone thought that the Queen Mother was doing something strange again!

However, everyone was particularly eager to see what these two masters would do next.

Seeing Su Changan, he didn’t say a second word.

Xia Fengxiang said: "Go on."

Su Changan looked at his wife's hand, thought for a moment and said, "How about you make me angry? It's pointless to always make me angry, right? Besides, you're already angry now, and you owe me ten times the amount in total."

Xia Fengxiang heard it and looked at Su Changan: "Who is angry?"

Hearing this, Su Changan pointed to his face and said, "Look at my face and say it again."

Xia Fengxiang was about to speak when he heard this, but the next moment he immediately said confidently: "Yes, I am angry, just tell me if it was you who made me angry!"

Su Changan looked at Xia Fengxiang like this, sighed, and reached out to touch Xia Fengxiang's face: "My emperor is so cute when he is unreasonable."

After saying that, Su Changan pinched it gently, then gritted his teeth and said, "I like you like this!!"

Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Changan gritting her teeth, but he was not angry. Instead, he laughed. After all, she did it on purpose.

Then he coughed and said, "Just admit it! But if you lose, it means you have lost to me ten times this time. I don't know when you will be able to pay it back in your lifetime."

Su Changan was speechless after hearing this. He just took whatever his wife said as the truth. After all, he was this woman's man!

Xia Fengxiang thought for a moment and said, "Then should I be angry with you?"

Su Changan was helpless, then nodded. What could possibly make him so angry? So he said, "Go ahead."

The people who were watching the two people playing noticed that there was a sudden change in their behavior and they became more excited.

but

How to say it.

Your Majesty usually seems to be very magnanimous, not fussy about details and not caring about many things.

But only with the Empress, she behaved in an especially daughterly manner. Everyone saw it, but no one said anything to outsiders.

But the lady is here

But she has an exceptionally good temper, and I have never seen the Queen get really angry. How could she be angry because of what Your Majesty said?

Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Changan and thought for a while, then leaned over to Su Changan's ear and whispered something.

Su Changan didn't care at first.

Or maybe I started to regret writing these things three days ago. I'm really tired of it.

Now I play this to make my wife happy.

but.

Originally, it didn't matter. After all, there was nothing for me to be angry about.

But when Su Changan heard what Xia Fengxiang said, he was stunned for a moment, and his expression changed slightly. He lowered his head to look at the [Acacia Seed] hanging behind his waist and hidden in his clothes, and then immediately looked at Xia Fengxiang seriously: "Did that girl Maomao really say that!?"

Xia Fengxiang looked at the extremely excited Su Changan and said with a smile: "You are angry, you lose."

But after saying that, he frowned and said in surprise: "Are you angry already?"

Su Changan frowned: "How can I not be angry?"

After saying that, he looked at Xun Xia and said, "Where's that girl?"

Xunxia was stunned for a moment, then said, "I went out shopping with Xiangluo this morning."

But looking at Su Changan's expression, he was also surprised. What did His Majesty say to irritate the Empress like this?

Su Changan remembered that Maomao had said something to him in the morning, then took Xiangluo away and said that she was going to Cui's Mansion.

Thinking like this

Su Changan's expression became serious, and then he looked at Xia Fengxiang and said, "Let's go find Maomao. This matter is very serious. That girl won't let me off until she gives me an explanation!"

Seeing Su Changan like this, Xia Fengxiang frowned immediately: "You said you're not angry, but look at your appearance. Didn't they say you look ugly with a knife, just as ugly as your handwriting? You don't even know whether you're ugly or not, and you still need us to tell you how your handwriting is."

Upon hearing this, Xun Xia and others immediately understood.

No wonder the queen suddenly looks like this.

After all, sometimes when the Empress has nothing to do, she likes to hold a knife and sigh about how handsome she is.

And the words.

I was quite into that before, and now people are saying that my handwriting is beautiful, which is even more excessive. I am deeply immersed in it every day.

but

Everyone thinks, this is what the cat said.

That's normal.

after all

When the queen has nothing to do, she likes to force the cat to look at herself holding a knife.

A few days ago, I asked Maomao to copy my own handwriting.

The cat was almost going crazy at that time, no wonder he said such things.

but.

Xuanxia looked at the Queen and felt strange for a moment, because if it was just like this, the Queen would not be like this.

Huh?

Thinking of this, Xun Xia seemed to realize something and smiled immediately, then helped Su Changan and Xia Fengxiang get their shoes and came forward.

When Su Changan saw what Xuan Xia did, he immediately said, "Let's go! Let's go find Maomao and ask for an explanation."

Xia Fengxiang rolled her eyes and tried to stop him, but Su Changan had already grabbed her hand and was about to help her put on her shoes and leave.

Xia Fengxiang frowned.

But just as he was about to speak, Su Changan looked at Xia Fengxiang and said, "Don't say anything. This hurts your self-esteem. It's serious! Saying that my handwriting is ugly is fine, but she said that I am as ugly as my handwriting, and she also said something about my knife! That girl is finished."

After saying that, he pointed at the prepared rice porridge hot pot and said to Xuan Xia and the others, "Eat it, don't waste it. Your Majesty and I will go and take care of the cat!"

As he spoke, Su Changan pulled Xia Fengxiang, who hadn't reacted yet, and walked outside.

Lian Wei naturally hurried to catch up.

Yan Ruyu is not here. She went to Yan Yunxiao's place.

As he watched the Queen hurriedly pulling His Majesty away, Xunxia couldn't help but laugh.

Linghua, on the other hand, blinked and looked at the backs of the two nobles, and whispered to Xunxia, ​​"Sister, why do I feel that the queen is suddenly like this in order not to play with His Majesty?"

Hearing this, Xun Xia immediately looked at Hua Ling and signaled her not to speak.

Linghua immediately covered her mouth.

On the side, Sun Shanggong glanced at the two of them and smiled helplessly.

As the saying goes, those who are involved are the most confused. Even Linghua can see this, so why can't others see it?

It was because Your Majesty put himself in their shoes that he failed to react.

But suddenly

Everyone saw His Majesty kick the Empress in the butt and start cursing.

Qiu Shui pursed her lips and said, "It's over. We've been discovered. Your Majesty is going to be beaten again."

Everyone watched, feeling helpless.

Xia Fengxiang, who had already fully reacted, looked at Su Changan angrily: "Do you believe that I will let you sleep on the floor tonight and not let you sleep in bed with me!"

Su Changan couldn't help but ask after hearing this: "Is there such a good thing?"

Hearing this!

Xia Fengxiang took a deep breath and squinted at Su Changan.

Su Changan pouted and hugged Xia Fengxiang: "Be good, don't be angry. What if you get sick from anger? Come on~~ let's loosen our fists and don't pinch my flesh. There are so many people watching. You don't want me to lose face, do you? And I love sleeping with you, really, I love it~~~~"

Then

Xia Fengxiang didn't hit her, nor did he pinch or twist her.

Instead, he bit Su Changan's shoulder directly!

See this scene.

Outside Lingqi Pavilion, Sun Shang Gong and others smiled bitterly. They really didn't know what to say. They felt that the Queen would be unhappy if she was not punished by His Majesty.

But one by one.

Looking at the Queen Mother again, I feel so sorry for her. It hurts so much.

Although they thought so in their hearts, they all started laughing when they saw the two people hugging each other in the corridor.

Red makeup and green board, a light snow, and a pair of beautiful lovers hugging each other like this, it is really a beautiful sight.

However, several members of the Huanglong Guard watched this scene.

The deputy commander in particular was even more shocked. Oh, the bite this time was much lighter than before. Your Majesty still cares about the Queen.

Why.

Too sweet, this couple!

I never get tired of it!

…

On the streets of the capital, two small figures were carrying large and small bags of things, ranging from silks and satins to food wrapped in oil-paper bags on the street.

In short, both of them took a lot of things.

Sudden!

Maomao was stunned and stood there.

Xiangluo beside him looked at Maomao curiously: "What's wrong?"

Maomao frowned: "It feels like the queen is scolding me."

Xiangluo: “Ah?”

After some confusion, Xiangluo asked, "What should we do then?"

Xiangluo didn’t know why Maomao suddenly had this feeling, but she believed whatever Maomao said!

Maomao raised the corner of his mouth and gave Xiangluo a thumbs up: "It's okay! The queen is so easy to please!"

Xiangluo blinked and nodded. It was true that the queen was very easy to please.

but

Xiangluo suddenly thought of something, looked at Maomao and asked, "But are we really going to the Cui family like this? Not buying anything for them? I heard that the Cui family is very powerful, what if they don't even let us in?"

Maomao smiled proudly: "Xiangluo'er, my name is very useful!"

Xiangluo tilted her head, looking confused.

…………

PS: I was too sleepy yesterday so I only updated once. Sorry, I don’t know if it’s influenza A or influenza B. I’m very sleepy! Everyone, take care of your health and wear masks when going out.

(End of this chapter)