I, Who Was Cross-Dressing, Actually Became the Empress!?

When I found out I had become the [Most Beautiful Woman], [Most Respected Woman], [Number One Talented Woman], and [Most Beautiful and Virtuous Empress] of the Great Xia Dynasty...

Su Chang&#...

Chapter 504: The weird and cute girl definitely can’t be a dramatic actress!

Chapter 504: The weird and cute girl definitely can’t be a dramatic actress!

After saying this, the girl looked at Su Changan with a look of expectation on her face: "Is my stupid and cowardly apprentice still alive?"

Su Changan has already confirmed the other party's identity, the current leader of Shedaofang, Shentu Kuyue, one of the ten great masters in the world.

That was the one who, according to legend, had never fought with Aunt Yan, but according to Shentu Sheyue, her master ran away as soon as he saw Yan Yunxiao from afar.

Very small

Su Changan looked at the 'senior' in front of him.

I have absolutely no idea what to say.

Not only is she half a head shorter than Maomao and Jinxiu, but her face doesn't show that she has lived for decades. Instead, she looks like a teenage girl.

but

Just when Su Changan was about to speak.

Shentu Kuyue suddenly looked at Su Changan with tears in her eyes: "You...you have to kill her, right?"

Su Changan immediately said, "Senior, the moon on credit is good, I don't have it either."

When Su Changan said this, Shentu Kuyue looked nothing like before. She held her face with one hand and waved the other hand towards Su Changan. Then she smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't call me senior. Just call me old. Recently, I like people to call me Channu."

After saying that, he looked at Su Changan with a smile: "It's the poem written by the Empress, the one about the beauty of the moon shared by us thousands of miles apart, it's very beautiful. But don't think of calling me Shentu Kuyue, it's just a random name, it was only used to bully me when I didn't know it, my master just gave me this name, it's so ugly, crying, crying, crying, what's the moon crying for."

As she spoke, Shentu Kuyue, or rather Channu, had an angry look on her face, as if she was talking to Su Changan, but her eyes were looking at the ground as if she was talking to herself.

Su Changan and others looked at Shentu Kuyue and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Shentu Kuyue looked at Su Changan with a smile: "So, how come you know the breathing method of our knife shop and..."

As she spoke, Shentu Kuyue suddenly appeared beside Su Changan and looked him around.

Su Changan is fine.

Xia Fengxiang was a little worried about Su Changan. After all, everyone would be afraid of a lunatic who suddenly appeared.

But he was stopped by Su Changan.

after all

Very strong!

Although the person in front of me has some serious problems with his brain and looks very dramatic.

but

Very strong!

If this person were to take action, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to stop him, and I would have to let Senior Luo take action.

But this person has no ill intentions.

"Besides, you have already reached the fifth floor? Let me count."

As she spoke, Channu raised her hand and began to count with her fingers one by one: "When that girl Sheyue left, it was six months, sixteen days and seven hours. I looked for her for two months, twenty-four days and eleven hours. No, it seems to have nothing to do with my search. So, six months? Oh my God!"

Channv looked up at Su Changan and said, "You've reached the fifth level of breathing technique in just four months? You're better than me."

Saying this, Channv shook her head: "No, no, I don't know how you learned the breathing method in my Shedao room. Did that girl Sheyue give it to you?"

Su Changan nodded: "Sheyue gave it to me, but he only gave me five floors."

Channu said immediately, "Are you stupid? The fifth floor is useless, the important thing is the next one. That girl Sheyue is so timid, beat her! Beat her until she gives in! Or put the knife on her neck, she will be so scared that she will definitely give it to you."

When she spoke, Chan first clenched her fists, then cut her neck with her hands.

Su Changan couldn't help but ask, "Isn't Sheyue your apprentice?"

Hearing this, Channu blinked her eyes and said, "Oh, that's my apprentice. You can't treat her like this. If you do this, I will have no choice but to kill you. But you are such a pretty girl, I am willing to kill you."

When she said this, Channu suddenly thought of something and looked at Su Changan with excitement: "Come and be my apprentice! If you become my apprentice, I will teach you everything about breathing techniques and sword control techniques. I don't want that idiot Sheyue anymore, and I don't even need to look for him!"

Channv lowered her head, looking angry: "Sheyue is such an unfilial woman. It's almost spring and she still hasn't come home. She just wanders around. As her master, I want to eat the noodles she made, but I can only come out to find her and ask her to make them for me."

Gudong~~

Chan Nu swallowed her saliva and looked at Su Changan: "You don't know, the dough made by that girl Sheyue is so beautiful! Mixed with chili, I can't even hang her. But since you have seen Sheyue, where is she? I have been looking for her for more than two or three months. I felt her breathing method, so I came here to see her. Please tell me where the girl Sheyue is, eh?"

When she said this, Channu glanced at Xia Fengxiang and others, but when her eyes fell on Luo Changfeng, Channu's words suddenly stopped.

And he blinked and looked at it carefully.

Luo Changfeng looked at Channv: "It's been decades, and you're still like this. Your master didn't beat you enough back then."

Chan Nu's eyes widened, and she pointed at Luo Changfeng: "How come you are still alive! You are dead! I even shed a tear for you! I will give you a glass of wine during the festival, and you have to compensate me for the wine!"

Hearing these beautiful words, Luo Changfeng smiled and said, "I may not die even if you die."

Chan Nu took a deep breath and glared at Luo Changfeng: "You old coward!"

Luo Changfeng smiled and said, "Why don't you stay in the village and dare to come out? Aren't you afraid of being chased and hacked?"

Channu immediately raised her head and chest: "Who dares to cut me? Except for that crazy woman Yan Yunxiao, who dares? Kill them all!"

Luo Changfeng ignored Channv and looked at Xia Fengxiang and Su Changan, and formally introduced them: "This is the current head of Shedaofang, Shentu Kunu, the master of Shentu Sheyue."

Luo Changfeng said this to introduce his identity, but in fact he was also telling Su Changan, Xia Fengxiang and others that Channv was not an enemy.

Hearing this, Li Xizhi and others breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, Li Xizhi knew the owner of the knife-selling shop very well. Although he ran away when he saw Sister Yan, as far as knives were concerned, he only ran away when he saw Sister Yan.

If a fight really breaks out, even if Senior Luo looks like this, he might not be his match.

He is one of the ten best people in the world, so his strength is evident.

Chan Nu didn't think about it, but looked at Luo Changfeng, then at Su Changan, and then suddenly realized something, pointed at Su Changan and said to Luo Changfeng: "You old coward, you hid yourself and taught a kid like this to kill Yan Yunxiao?"

Luo Changfeng smiled and said, "I am not worthy of being this person's master."

After saying that, Luo Changfeng looked at Su Changan and Xia Fengxiang: "Shall we go? It's bloody here."

Channu blinked and ran to Luo Changfeng: "Why are you not qualified? Do you think you are too old and cowardly to be qualified? You are quite self-aware. How about you give her to me? If you want to kill Yan Yunxiao, I can teach her how to control the knife and breathe! Anyway, as long as Yan Yunxiao dies, I will be invincible! I don't need to be afraid of her anymore. When the time comes, I can do whatever I want. I can even eat a bowl of noodles! So arrogant! Just want a beautiful one! If you want to go to the palace to see the queen who writes poems very well, go and see, no one can stop you!"

At this point, Channv turned her head and saw Su Changan: "You know the queen, don't you? She doesn't know what to do with that colored armor. A girl like you is not even colored armor, so she must be more beautiful than you."

As she spoke, Channu looked very longing, and every word was accompanied by an action.

The people around her looked at her, not knowing what to say.

Luo Changfeng looked at Su Changan, Xia Fengxiang and others and shook their heads helplessly. It was obvious that this person had always been like this.

She was still chattering away, but while she was talking, Channv accidentally stepped on some blood and immediately cried out, "My new shoes! I just bought them not long ago! You are such a bad person even after you die!"

As she spoke, Channu stepped twice on the dead member of the Xu family who was lying on the ground.

"Let's go." Su Chang'an looked at Channu, who was squatting over there and using the dead man's clothes to wipe her shoes, with a helpless look on his face.

Then he turned his head and looked at Xia Fengxiang: "I found someone who is even crazier than you."

Upon hearing this, Xia Fengxiang immediately glared at Su Changan.

Who is crazy!

I often get sick myself! And I blame others!

Thinking of this, Xia Fengxiang glanced at Channu and turned to leave.

Su Changan and others naturally planned to leave.

but.

Swish!

Just when Su Changan turned around, he saw Channv holding his hand without him noticing.

She looked up at Su Changan with tears in her eyes and said, "Can you please take me with you? I'm so pitiful and weak. I don't have any money. I've eaten all the biscuits I brought with me. I'm very hungry. You learned the breathing method from my Shedaofang, so you have to take care of me. And you haven't told me where Sheyue is. But this is not important. The important thing is, take me with you, please, I'm so pitiful."

As she said that, Channv turned her head and looked at Luo Changfeng: "Old melon coward, quickly think of two idioms for me so that I can say them, otherwise I will appear to be uneducated."

Luo Changfeng was too lazy to pay attention to Channu.

Su Changan looked at Channv: "What good is there for me?"

Channu was stunned for a moment, then protected her body with her hands: "I don't have any, my breasts are not as plump as the one next to you."

When Xia Fengxiang heard this, he was stunned.

The people around, including Luo Changfeng, pretended not to hear and walked away quickly.

Su Changan looked at Channv and said, "You don't need anything. Just follow me. I'll take you to eat something delicious."

Channv's eyes lit up immediately: "Very beautiful!"

He immediately ran to Su Changan.

But suddenly he remembered something and said, "Wait for me for a moment, I'll go get my things!"

Having said that, he turned around and ran towards the place where he had just climbed over the wall.

"Is it credible?" Xia Fengxiang looked at Luo Changfeng.

Luo Changfeng nodded: "Madam, don't worry. Although he has a weird personality, he will be fine. I can guarantee it. I just didn't expect to meet him here."

Xia Fengxiang didn't ask any more questions. He was half-believing and half-doubting, unable to believe it completely. But after looking at Su Changan, he still didn't ask, "Do you want to learn the breathing method from others?"

Bang!

But it’s also this time.

I saw Channu jumping back with a big box on her back.

"Let's go!" Channu came to Su Changan and said, "It's bloody here, and our clothes will stink if we leave. Besides, if we don't leave now, the government officials will come and it will be very troublesome!"

Su Changan glanced at Channu, especially at the big box that was bigger than her.

Channv noticed Su Changan's eyes and said, "I can carry it, no need for help, and you can't carry it either! But a girl..."

As she spoke, Channv looked at Xia Fengxiang who was holding hands with Su Changan and said, "You two, are you a couple?!"

Su Changan nodded: "Yes."

Channu blinked, then walked to Xia Fengxiang, took Xia Fengxiang's hand to look at it, jumped up to measure Xia Fengxiang's height, looked at Xia Fengxiang's chest, and even measured it to her own chest.

Finally, he looked at Xia Fengxiang and said, "What did you do in your previous life to marry such a beautiful woman?"

Seeing Channu's actions, the people around her gasped, especially when they heard the last sentence.

Even Luo Changfeng was looking at Channv and felt worried for the Shedaofang lineage.

Xia Fengxiang looked at Channv: "Teach him all the breathing techniques, and I will tell you how to marry such a beautiful woman."

Channu blinked her eyes and was about to speak, but she immediately pointed at Xia Fengxiang and said, "You are a woman, but your calculations are so loud! People in the Western Regions can hear it!"

As he said that, he came to Su Changan, leaned forward and tilted his head to look at Xia Fengxiang: "It's mainly because of the conditions you set, which actually made me a little excited! You bad woman, I have to stay away from you! Ma Da you!"

Xia Fengxiang smiled.

But the people around him gasped again.

Su Changan smiled and looked at Xia Fengxiang: "Is this it? Is everything arranged? What about other families?"

Xia Fengxiang said, "Didn't I tell you that everything has been arranged before I came? But it seems a little off, but it's not a big problem. We don't need to go to other houses. If we have to go to each one, we will be exhausted. And that will put too much pressure on them, which may cause trouble. So this is fine. Besides, killing a chicken is a warning to the monkeys. After killing one chicken, there is still the biggest one waiting."

Su Changan didn't say much.

On the other hand, Channu looked at the two of them strangely: "What are you talking about? I don't understand."

After saying this, Channu looked at Su Changan and said, "Girl, why don't you ask me about the knife? If you ask me about the knife, I will definitely agree."

Su Changan looked at Channv and thought for a while before saying, "Teach me all the breathing techniques, and I will ask you about the sword."

After blinking, Channu pointed at Su Changan and said, "I'm telling you, don't learn bad things. If you want to learn bad things, I can't do anything about it. But you'd better not bully a weakling like me. I'm very smart! Very witty!"

(End of this chapter)