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The foolish yet genuinely handsome receiver and a star second‑ge...
Chapter 33
Jiang Shiyu was afraid that Zheng Yan would change his mind, so he immediately pulled him to change clothes. He was holding a furry vest with two red ribbons tied on it for hair.
Although he had prepared himself mentally, Zheng Yan couldn't help but twitch his lips: What is the production crew doing? Do they really have to put on such a complete show?
Feng Zhuo was beside him, shouting frantically, "Hurry up and change! No one is allowed to escape!"
Luo Wenxi also added: "Accessories must also be neat and tidy."
Jiang Shiyu had gone from feeling embarrassed to being afraid of embarrassment since someone was with me, and he happily agreed, "Definitely not less, I'll supervise Zheng Yanye."
"He dared not to wear it."
Zheng Yanye: ...
He followed Jiang Shiyu slowly, and the two of them came to the bathroom one after the other. Jiang Shiyu just looked around and confirmed that there was no one there when he heard someone lock the bathroom door with a "click".
The moment the door was locked, Jiang Shiyu suddenly felt like he was being locked in. He swallowed unconsciously, and the feeling was particularly noticeable in the quiet space.
Zheng Yan also walked towards him step by step. Jiang Shiyu felt that he could even hear this person's breathing and chuckle in his ear.
"Didn't you say I would listen to you?"
"You know what I want to do now?"
Of course I know.
He felt himself rapidly heating up, and as he was floating in the air, Cupid's bow and arrow suddenly hit him - someone was rubbing his earlobe.
Zheng Yan also seemed to have a special liking for this burning piece of jade. He gently picked it up and twisted it, playing with it carefully.
This person is too much, Jiang Shiyu thought dizzyly, how could he do this.
Before he could say anything, the man did something even more outrageous.
Zheng Yan also put his arm around his waist, closing the distance between them. He was startled by the temperature of the other person; this person wasn't as calm and composed as he appeared.
He was about to expose this man's disguise, but Zheng Yan spoke before him.
"Of course I'll listen to you." The man said with a smile, continuing to bring a tingling sensation to his ears. "If you don't want me to kiss you, I'll stop."
"The initiative is in your hands, Xiaoyu."
"How do you choose?"
The only thing on Jiang Shiyu's mind was Zheng Yanye's. What was his choice? He didn't want to choose. How could there be someone as evil and scheming as Zheng Yanye in this world? He knew he had fallen, had been bewitched by the Siren, and now he said that he had the switch of the music box. If he didn't turn the spring, would the music in the magic box stop singing?
He had been planning to seduce her for a long time, but now he wanted Jiang Shiyu to give him a legitimate reason.
The scariest thing is that I can't refuse.
Then don't refuse.
He raised his hands, put them around Zheng Yanye's neck, and said boldly and directly, "I choose you, brother."
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This outfit actually only required an inner layer and a vest. The most troublesome thing was putting on the two hair bags, which they had done in just a few minutes. Even the hair bags took less than ten minutes to put on.
Zheng Yan also lowered his head slightly, looking at Jiang Shiyu who was concentrating on helping him tidy up the loose hair on his forehead. He could even see the fuzz on Jiang Shiyu's face, which looked like soft osmanthus cake, making people want to taste it unconsciously.
He thought so and did so.
"What are you doing!" Jiang Shiyu was caught off guard by a secret kiss, and his cheeks, which had just returned to normal, became hot again.
He wrinkled his nose and complained softly: "Why are you biting me like a puppy?"
"I couldn't help myself when I saw Xiaoyu."
Jiang Shiyu looked at Zheng Yanye's eyes, which were bright and only focused on him.
Zheng Yanye really has dog eyes.
He was amused by his own thoughts and said stickily, "Okay, I forgive you."
They hesitated for almost half an hour before pushing open the door of the practice room. As soon as they came in, Jiang Shiyu felt that everyone's eyes were on them.
They were discussing choreography and chatting inside, but when they heard the door open, they fell silent. After a few seconds of silence, they burst into laughter again.
In fact, Jiang Shiyu is quite suitable for this outfit. He looks like a glutinous rice ball, with fair skin, big eyes, and the blush on his cheeks is just right, which perfectly fits into the festive atmosphere.
But the one after him did not have such a good integration.
The bun tied with a red ribbon was quietly stuck in Zheng Yanye's hair. There was a circle of fluffy decoration on the collar of his vest, and the hanging ball of fur swayed slightly with his movements.
Zheng Yan also stood there, still with that cool and arrogant look as if the whole world has nothing to do with him, as if he was wearing haute couture and was about to walk on the catwalk.
"Is it funny?" he asked expressionlessly.
Feng Zhuo laughed so hard that he couldn't even stand up and collapsed on the floor. Luo Wenxi also spoke slowly, "Of course it's funny."
"I didn't expect that you, Zheng Yanye, also have the talent to be a comedian."
"Thank you for the compliment." Zheng Yan accepted his words without any guilt, "I am the best at everything I do."
"Really?" Luo Wenxi folded his arms and looked at him. "Then who's cuter now, you or Jiang Shiyu?"
Zheng Yanye: ...
He looked at this troublemaker with a look that said, "Are you okay?" Before he could express his dissatisfaction with his eyes, Feng Zhuo also shouted, "Zheng Yanye, didn't you hear clearly? Luo Wenxi asked you who you think is cuter, you or Jiang Shiyu."
This guy always talks in a loud voice and doesn't know how to write it in a low voice. He had no time to stop him. Even Jiang Shiyu turned his head to look at him and joined in the questioning.
Jiang Shiyu: "Yan Ye, I also want to know who you think is cuter."
What's the point of just being the first, what's the desire to win, none of it has anything to do with me.
Zheng Yan answered without hesitation: "Of course it's you."
"Of course." Feng Zhuo put his hand on Jiang Shiyu's shoulder. "Our Xiaoyu has such a pretty face and big eyes. Even in the entire program, he is considered the cutest contestant."
As he spoke, he looked at Jiang Shiyu carefully. Suddenly, he noticed something. He widened his eyes and tried to pull at Jiang Shiyu's lips, wanting to get a closer look. "Hey, Xiaoyu, when did your lips get broken?"
Jiang Shiyu: ...Brother, please stop talking.
Zheng Yanye: ...Good brother, you can talk more, but stay away from my wife.
The two of them fell silent for a moment, and then Jiang Shiyu hurriedly pushed Feng Zhuo away. His face unconsciously turned red again, and a thin layer of sweat covered the tip of his nose. He stumbled and tried to smooth things over: "I bit it while eating breakfast this morning."
"Why don't I remember you having this wound this morning?" Feng Zhuo muttered as he continued to look at Jiang Shiyu, wanting to study it carefully, but Zheng Yan grabbed his hat and pulled him aside.
Zheng Yan also sneered: "Of course you don't know, he didn't have dinner with you this morning."
"I'm the one with him."
Feng Zhuo: ...
He had the illusion that Zheng Yan was also gritting his teeth. It seemed that this person was talking about breakfast, but it also seemed that he was talking about more than just breakfast. It felt like he was saying that the wound on Jiang Shiyu's mouth was caused by them together.
He turned to Jiang Shiyu again. The other party was mature again, blinking his big watery eyes and staring at Zheng Yanye.
Zheng Yan didn't dare to look him in the eye.
Feng Zhuo's eyes moved back and forth between the two of them. Zheng Yan was really something. Since Jiang Shiyu's lips were broken this morning, he didn't even remind him. No wonder Jiang Shiyu was angry.
But we are all good friends, how can we let this atmosphere remain deadlocked here?
It is his duty to liven up the atmosphere.
Feng Zhuo: "What kind of breakfast is so delicious? You're about to bite it."
Jiang Shiyu: steamed bun/Zheng Yanye: pie.
Feng Zhuo: ...Did you really have dinner together?
Luo Wenxi came over slowly and said meaningfully, "Why do I remember that Jiang Shiyu's mouth was fine before he left."
"Zheng Yan is such a jerk! He couldn't even help you when you broke your lip in the bathroom."
"How useless, Zheng Yanye."
Zheng Yanye: ...I really want this person to get lost.
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i選i 越延進. . Everyone stood up. It felt like these two people were secretly sneaking into Chencang behind our backs. .
1L
Everyone, please take a look at this hidden behind-the-scenes clip from the practice room. I couldn't stop laughing. Our relationship is so sweet it's a little sickening, but there's no real malice involved.
2L
Hidden mission cards? That would be a lot of fun. Who's acting, who's pretending to be innocent, and who's being easily toyed with? I want to see you guys playing pranks on each other, okay?
3L
Did the production team deliberately pair up the popular couples? Forget about the lottery thing when it's already decided, okay?
4L
But who doesn't want to see the American sister's meal? / innocent
5L
Now that things have come to this, let's first guess what Jiang Shiyu and Zheng Yan's missions are.
6L
I burst out laughing. The production team was really creative. Let Zheng Yanye, who has a poker face, wear such cute clothes. I can't even imagine how shady the picture will be.
7L
Jiang Shiyu seemed to have used his brain, yet also seemed not to have. Your mission was completed, so why did you get yourself involved?
8L
Our Yuyan is a story about a foolish beauty's car accident. Jiang Shiyu doesn't even realize that this action not only makes her own life a joke, but also allows her husband to complete his mission painlessly.
9L
Zheng Yan's eyes widened when he saw Jiang Shiyu acting like a spoiled brat. "Little brother, be more restrained. Don't be afraid of your big breasts."
10L
I laughed so hard Feng Zhuo, you are this/like. Luo Wenxi's last hit is the best among all the gods. The best at close range.
11L
The Prince is a brand that values both appearance and substance. But for the sake of his wife, he can abandon both. It's okay, Prince, you can't beat your wife in this field of acting cute. You can also win Jiang Shiyu's favor. This wave of Prince is completely worth it.
12L
What the hell did Feng Zhuo ask? He has a sharp eye. How come I didn't notice Jiang Shiyu's mouth was bruised?
13L
[Image] A little bit here. . You can't see it at all unless you look closely.
14L
It's a little suspicious. In the previous video, there didn't seem to be anything wrong with Jiang Shiyu's mouth.
15L
Brother, what you said is so profound. Could it be that Jiang Shiyu's mouth got chafed after he and Zheng Yan changed clothes together? Jiang Shiyu, are you eating breakfast or a beautiful sight?
16L
I specifically checked the progress bar at the beginning. When Jiang Shiyu first came in, his lips were a little darker. Can you please stop screwing your brain with this CP thing?
17L
But the color of the back one seems to be darker than the front one.
18L
It's probably the lighting. Please stop tugging at Jiang Shiyu's lips. It's so abstract. Who wants to look at his mouth every day?
19L
What's wrong with just thinking about it? We are only allowed to have divination and metaphysics sugar, and we are not allowed to use light to guess.
20L
Luo Wenxi's sarcastic tone is the essence. Jiang Shiyu, did you bump into something in the bathroom again? Zheng Yan didn't hold you back, so you bumped into someone else's mouth, didn't you?
21L
Okay.. We have already been in a relationship.
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Two chapters will be updated tomorrow (I’ve set a flag again, can I do it? ovo) This plot will be used later on hehe>_<