129 Lou Zangyue's Plan

◎Are there secret recipes for having children popular in the Underworld?◎

Xia Qing's eyes lit up instantly: "Oh my god! You got this kind of news?"

"Of course, the director told me the location of the next game copy!" Sang Mian said mysteriously: "We can learn about the copy before the game starts and firmly grasp the advantage in our hands."

"Sister Sang, please stop keeping us in suspense." Xia Qing was almost twisted into a snake. She couldn't wait to say, "Tell us where the copy is! I want to know now!"

Sang Mian smiled evilly and said, "I haven't eaten Xiaoqing's cooking yet. How about Xiaoqing cook for us next time we have a meal together?"

"Oh my god! Sister Sang, you are so unkind!" Xia Qing pouted: "Okay, okay, okay! I agree, tell me now!"

"It's settled!" Sang Mian was delighted. "The location of our next dungeon is the Weird Theater. According to past experience, our main quest must be related to the work of the theater."

"Theater?" Bai Tang stroked his chin. "Theater usually performs stage plays or dance dramas. Are we going to perform a play this time?"

"It's possible. Acting is not difficult for us. Although we are not professionals, we can still talk a few words on the stage." Sang Mian pointed out the key point: "Acting must have a script. We can investigate their recent performances before the game starts and see the script in advance."

Xia Qing picked up the phone and was about to send a message: "That's easy. I'll call Zhao Xiaoyue and ask her to investigate the content of the performance."

After the call was connected, Xia Qing expressed his needs in the simplest language. After listening, Zhao Xiaoyue said, "Okay, I'll send someone to investigate now and get back to you later."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Tang raised another most important point: "Also, the former hospital director escaped from prison. We must prepare in advance to prevent him from harming us."

Sang Mian snorted coldly: "Give him face, if I can report him the first time, I can report him the second time. He should be prepared to stay in jail for the rest of his life!"

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In a narrow and dark street in the Underworld, an old man in tattered clothes squatted in the corner, with flames of hatred flashing in his eyes.

Just now, he sneaked back to the Third Weird Hospital. He originally thought that his former subordinates would help him, but he got a shocking news - the Third Weird Hospital has changed its owner. The new dean is not the vice dean, but an intern who came to the hospital for internship a few months ago! It was also that intern who sent him to prison!

Everything he had worked so hard for over the years! All gone! He even wanted to hit his head and die in the hospital. What was the point of such a weird life?

Later, he learned that his son had gone insane forever and had become a real psychopath! He was imprisoned in the ward every day. From then on, he didn't want to die. He had only one idea in his mind - to kill that ignorant guy!

The dean raised his cloudy eyes and looked towards the sky. There was no sun in the Underworld, and the dark sky was particularly depressing.

At this moment, a tall figure blocked his view. He squinted his eyes and tried to see the person clearly. It was a young man with a gloomy look.

"Get out! Stay away from me." the dean growled.

Not only did the boy not leave, he squatted down and looked at him in the eye with interest: "Tsk tsk, I can actually see the former director of the Third Weird Hospital here. You are no different from a beggar after escaping from prison."

The dean shrank back warily, his expression cold: "I don't care who you are, you'd better get away from me. Your cunningness is not as high as mine, and I can kill you at any time."

"Then I will definitely send you back to prison before I die." The gloomy young man's mouth cracked, and he laughed like a madman: "Want to join my team? You are suitable."

The dean felt a strong sense of crisis: "What team?"

When the gloomy boy mentioned the team, he suddenly became sad: "The team that made my love change his mind."

"Are you sick?" The dean couldn't hold it anymore. He thought it was some earth-shattering team, but it turned out to be a fucking love squad?

"If you are sick, please go to the Third Weird Hospital and don't mess with me."

The gloomy young man narrowed his eyes slightly: "Then I can only send you to prison, and spend the rest of your life in prison."

"You dare!"

The gloomy young man stared at the dean and said with thin lips: "I am the president of Red Moon Hotel. If you have the guts, kill me here! If you dare to do it, you're done."

"You!" The dean was furious and glared at Lou Zangyue.

The two men exchanged glances, neither of them wanting to lose. Lou Zangyue knew that the dean would not dare to take action. He would dare to kill Gui right after escaping from prison, unless he really didn't want to live.

Two minutes later, the dean gave in and said, "Okay, I promise to help you."

"We will be allies from now on." Lou Zangyue helped him up with a smile, but the smile did not reach his eyes. "Let's go. I have another ally to introduce to you."

Frankly speaking, Lou Cangyue hated this group of weirdos extremely, but he understood that he could not make Mianmian change her mind by relying on his own strength. He needed more allies, such as the former director of the Third Weird Hospital and the supervisor who was fired from the canned meat factory.

In the Red Moon Hotel, the dean and the supervisor stared at each other.

Obviously, the supervisor knew the dean, but the dean did not know the supervisor.

"Do you mean that this fugitive will be our ally?" The supervisor asked Lou Cangyue a soul-searching question.

Lou Zangyue curled the corners of his mouth: "Yes, is there any problem?"

The supervisor thought that this was a serious problem!

One day ago, Lou Zangyue suddenly found him. When they first met, Lou Zangyue was full of murderous intent. Although he didn't know the reason, he was ready for a fierce battle. Unexpectedly, Lou Zangyue actually invited him to join some kind of love reunion team?

The most important thing is that the reunited heroine turned out to be the female worker in the canned meat factory!

The supervisor refused at that time. It was unacceptable for a trickster to be so despicable. If he agreed, a dog would shit on his head.

So he decisively rejected Lou Zangyue's invitation, but Lou Zangyue said that he was very angry because the female worker had left him for a long time, so he wanted to make the female worker live a life worse than death!

Seeing that his gloomy expression didn't seem like a joke, the supervisor hesitated again. He was keenly aware that the young man in front of him was mentally ill. Whether they were in love or not was a question! But on the other hand, what did it have to do with him? His goal was to make the female worker live a life worse than death!

After two minutes of consideration, the two happily reached a cooperative relationship.

But what about the fucking fugitive! Harboring a fugitive means going to jail! He just wants to take revenge quietly and doesn't want to have anything to do with the fugitive! It would be fine if the ghost didn't find out about this, but if the ghost reported him, wouldn't he become an accomplice of the fugitive!

Looking at the supervisor's unpredictable expression, Lou Zangyue's face gradually darkened, "Do you have any objection?"

"She is your girlfriend after all. It's not good to ask too many people to deal with her. I think the two of us are enough." The supervisor said carefully. He hoped that Lou Zangyue could understand his subtext.

After saying that, he subconsciously touched his stomach, and when he found that it was flat, he put his hand down as if he had received an electric shock, and his expression became distorted. The supervisor thought, isn't it just half an hour of pregnancy? How can she still have a conditioned reflex until now? !

Lou Cangyue saw all his little movements. He knew that this supervisor was different. He had once conceived a child for Mianmian. Was he missing that child now? Or was he still thinking about Mianmian?

He really overestimated his own abilities. Lou Zangyue's eyes were as cold as frost. If he was not still useful, he really wanted to kill him right now.

"You don't have to think too much." Lou Zangyue said coldly: "Do you think you are special because you have served Mianmian several times and got pregnant with her child? Why don't you look in the mirror and see what kind of person you are!"

"Ah?" The supervisor was stunned. He didn't understand a word of what was said.

Lou Cangyue smiled sarcastically, "Don't play dumb. Mianmian has already told me that she is just playing with you. Do you really think you are such a big deal? Recognize your own position, okay?"

“…”

The cup in the supervisor's hand cracked. Great, he understood, he heard it clearly. It turns out that Lou Zangyue thought he was a female worker's bootlicker? !

This was the first time the supervisor had been insulted like this in the Underworld in many years. His mind went blank and he looked around: "Where's the knife? Where's my knife?" At this moment he had only one thought - to kill Lou Cangyue!

Lou Zangyue glanced at him with contempt: "Are you angry because of shame? Clown."

Supervisor: “….” Damn it! No one can stop him today, he wants to kill Lou Zangyue!

The dean calmly drank tea and watched the show. The young people nowadays are really interesting. They are jealous of each other for a woman. In his time, he would never dare to think about it. Back then, his family was a millionaire! Many girls in the village were willing to marry him. How could they quarrel over a woman?

Wait, Mian Mian? The dean's wrinkled face was as yellow as the bark of a dead tree. He remembered that the intern was also called Mian. Could it be a coincidence that they were the same person?

He interrupted the two of them with an uneasy mood: "Is the Mian Mian you are talking about called Sang Mian?"

Lou Cangyue raised his beautiful eyebrows: "I thought you knew it a long time ago."

Dean: "..." He thought he was laughing at a joke, but it turned out that he was the joke...

"Is it too late for me to quit now?" The dean said with mixed feelings: "I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself and kill her."

“You dare!” Lou Cangyue suddenly became fierce: “Only I can kill her, don’t even think about it! Mianmian is mine, she can only die in my hands! And now I don’t want her to die, I want her to live a life worse than death!”

"Ah?" The dean was dumbfounded again, "Is this what you mean by reconciliation?"

Lou Zangyue: "What else?"

"That's good. I support you." The dean suddenly felt that Sang Mian was quite pitiful. The three monsters present all wanted to kill her, but he felt much better!

The supervisor felt aggrieved for a long time and decided to swallow his anger. He looked at Lou Cangyue with his dark eyes. He was very curious why some weirdo would like human players, so he simply asked directly.

"Hey, why do you like the abominable female worker?"

"Hateful female workers? Are you talking about Mianmian?" Lou Cangyue smiled happily, "No reason. Mianmian and I fell in love at first sight. We are a couple destined by heaven! She is a little naughty, but I believe it won't be long before she accepts me."

"It doesn't matter if you don't accept it. I cut her into many pieces and ate them. We will never be separated."

Dean: “…”

Supervisor: “….”

Lou Zangyue glanced at the two with disdain: "You weirdos who are rotten in the mud will never understand love!"

Dean: “…”

Supervisor: “….”

An hour after Xia Qing called Zhao Xiaoyue, Zhao Xiaoyue called back.

"Ding-ling-ling! Ding-ling-ling!"

Xia Qing picked up the phone: "Hello! Have you found out?"

Zhao Xiaoyue said, "I found out that the Weird Theater is only performing four types of stage plays due to lack of staff."

Xia Qing: "Which four?"

Zhao Xiaoyue said: "They are all familiar stories, you have all heard of them, namely, Xi Shi washing silk, Zhaojun going to the frontier, the drunken concubine and Diao Chan worshiping the moon."

"The Four Beauties." Xia Qing asked, "Where's the script? Did you get it?"

"I can't get it." Zhao Xiaoyue said, "These are the theater's secrets. I can't get them at all. Forget it."

Even Zhao Xiaoyue was helpless and it seemed there was really no hope. Xia Qing hung up the phone and told the two the news.

Bai Tang was a little disappointed. She said, "It's okay if we don't know the plot. We can just take a closer look at the stories of the four beauties. We can't change the historical stories, right?"

Sang Mian seemed to be lost in thought. The four beauties... She opened the panel in her mind, and the column for special props read [Heart of the Washerwoman].

Xi Shi washing silk...the woman washing silk...is there any connection between the two?

"Do you still remember the principal of Xiyue High School?" Sang Mian suddenly asked, her eyes sparkling: "He once asked me for a favor."

Xia Qing and Bai Tang looked at Sang Mian at the same time: "What's the matter?"

"I have a special item called the Washer's Heart. The principal asked me to give it to his old friend." Sang Mian scratched his head and continued, "But he didn't say who the old friend was, nor did he tell me the address. But isn't Xi Shi the Washer?"

"Oh my god! No wonder the principal asked Sister Sang to do something for him. Sister Sang is amazing!" Xia Qing was stunned: "What a coincidence! It's simply fate. Sister Sang, are you the legendary goddess of fate?"

"Xiao Qing, you are talking nonsense again." Bai Tang said speechlessly: "What goddess of fate? That should be called the goddess of luck, right?"

Even Sang Mian himself found it incredible. "I understand. I have to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow. This is a rare opportunity! How about you ask me, Mr. Sang, to feel it in advance?"

"Have a good future!" Bai Tang tried to instill good values ​​in Sang Mian, "We should have dreams! Don't just think about getting something for nothing, okay?"

"No, Tangtang, you are wrong. It is so tiring to run around for your dreams." Sang Mian said in a sad tone, "If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between that and being carefree?"

Xia Qing agreed very much: "Yes, if Sister Sang has wealth, then she will lose her worries!"

Bai Tang didn't understand. As the most business-savvy child in the family, she was no longer interested in money.

"When did you come back?"

While they were chatting, Zhou Jiayi pushed the door open from outside. When he saw Sang Mian, his expression looked a little strange.

"It's been about an hour." Sang Mian asked, "What's wrong? Do you have something to talk to us about?"

Zhou Jiayi looked as if he wanted to say something but hesitated: "Don't you know? Haven't you read the Weird Times?"

Sang Mian said honestly, "We are so busy now, how can we have time to read it? What happened? What did the Weird Times say again?"

"A monster escaped from prison a few days ago. Players and monsters are reminded to be safe. Celebrate the director of the canned meat factory for successfully crossing the Styx." Zhou Jiayi paused and said in a very complicated tone: "There is also a... secret recipe for having a child."

Bai Tang became interested. "Is there a popular secret recipe for having children in the Underworld? Is the secret recipe certified by Weird Times very effective?"

"It's not a question of whether it works or not..." As a mentally normal and somewhat conservative man, he really found it difficult to say.

Xia Qing said anxiously: "Just tell me! What's the point of a grown man hesitating like that?"

"That secret recipe talks about men giving birth to children." Zhou Jiayi simply said it out loud, "How vulgar! It's unheard of for a man to give birth to a child! How come Weird Times writes all kinds of nonsense... and even writes it with details..."

He talked for a long time and when the three of them didn't say anything, Zhou Jiayi stopped the topic awkwardly: "Why aren't you talking? Did you hear about it too?"

【Author’s words】

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