I'm a Fake Young Lady, Is Fortune-Telling on a Variety Show Reasonable?

The little Daoist nun failed to change her fate, and when she woke up again, she had become a fake young lady, schemed against by her adoptive family, deeply in debt, and on the verge of being univ...

Chapter 118 When you say something harsh, can you please stand up instead of kneeling?

Fortunately, the Lotus Goddess statue did not speak, but the other statues who knew its background could not help but laugh. It turned out that this guy was not a protected animal, nor even a small animal in the forest.

It used to be just an ordinary little duck in Dayan Village.

After the spiritual wisdom is awakened, it is truly a great blessing from heaven.

According to the process, after it gained intelligence, it should have left the homes of the villagers in Dayan Village and traveled the world freely to avoid the fate of being served on the dinner table.

But no one would have thought that this guy was actually a duck with artistic pursuits. Before "running away from home", he was deeply obsessed with the TV in his owner's house.

"Before he left, he tried to pull at the TV, wanting to stay with it forever. He couldn't pull it off, and with a 'crack' sound, he was electrocuted to death."

"Isn't that funny?"

Qiao Qiao: “…”

Qiao Qiao didn't think it was funny at all, he still thought the thing about the eye blocking the bullet hole was funnier.

After the little duck died, it did not want to reincarnate and insisted on watching TV every day. Finally one day, it met the little monsters in the forest.

At this time, the souls of the little monsters have naturally occupied this small temple where there are no gods, and in order to pay tribute, they work hard to help the villagers at the foot of the mountain realize their wishes.

For example, some people pray for a good harvest.

When it rained, they would get up at night and take oilcloths from other people's homes to cover the growing crops.

When it snowed in winter, they were afraid that the wheat seedlings would freeze, so they painstakingly stole quilts from everyone in the village to cover the wheat seedlings.

In all, every single thing I do, I work diligently, work super hard, and feel good about myself.

Then......

"We worked so hard, but instead of being grateful, those people were plotting to bring us down!"

Qiao Qiao: “….cough cough…”

She choked on her own saliva.

Laughing!