I'm a Fake Young Lady, Is Fortune-Telling on a Variety Show Reasonable?

The little Daoist nun failed to change her fate, and when she woke up again, she had become a fake young lady, schemed against by her adoptive family, deeply in debt, and on the verge of being univ...

Chapter 143 If you want to cause trouble, why not make it so obvious?

That night, twelve o'clock.

Mr. Li worked tirelessly, even ignoring his illness, and excitedly brought his men to Qingshan Village.

The villagers were too busy and lost some of their vigilance, so they didn't notice it at the first time.

After confirming that these people were here to do bad things, Tao Xiaohong and other ghosts put down what they were doing and smiled coldly.

At the same time, the little white tiger that got into Qiao Qiaojin's bag had turned into a little fat tiger. With a "crunch", after biting the last golden bean, it finally thought of its great responsibility to protect the area. With a flash of golden light, it threw itself into the formation above.

So, Li Lao's subordinates Tietou and others discovered that Li Wenhua's house, which was just so close to them, was suddenly pulled away like a reference object in the camera.

“…”

If you guys want to stir up trouble, why not make it so obvious?!

Fear comes from the unknown. Old Li knows Qiao Qiao's abilities, and Tietou and others who came to do bad things naturally know them as well, and have received "professional training."

When they saw this, they were not panicked, but even a little disdainful. They looked at each other and started taking off their pants without saying a word.

Boy's urine can break all laws!

Do you really think that these people can earn 100,000 yuan from this order, and it's just a gimmick?

Those who were chosen are still virgins!

Thinking of this, Tietou and others, who even deliberately held their urine, were ready to go, just waiting to take off the last layer of pants, urinate out, and destroy all enemies.

"roar--"

A not-so-majestic tiger roar flashed through their minds. They didn't know why, but they suddenly felt...

"Huh?"

“How can I pee here?

"As the successor of socialism, how could I be so uncultured!"

"I despise ourselves!"

"Hurry, hurry, let's find a toilet!"

They scratched their heads, completely forgetting the purpose of their coming here. Some pulled up their pants and turned around and ran away, while others couldn't react at all...

He pulled up his pants and peed himself instantly.

“…”

"What's wrong with you?"

"Hurry up!"

Because Mr. Li was firm in his beliefs and extremely evil, his mind was the clearest among these people. Seeing this, he hurried to stop them.

"What?"

"You said you were our boss?"

"You're bringing us here to steal things?!"

"Impossible! This is impossible!"

"What idiot doesn't know that stealing is illegal?!"

"Besides, you only gave 100,000!"

"As upright and kind-hearted successors to socialism, we will never be instigated by bad people like you. Retreat quickly, retreat quickly, retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat..."

“…”

Mr. Li doesn’t.

Not only did Mr. Li not retreat, he even insisted on going forward to argue with Tietou and the others, and then...

“Crash…”

The remaining strong young men couldn't hold it anymore and urinated all over Mr. Li.

“…”

Good news: Our ancestors said that boy’s urine can break all laws, and it is true.

Mr. Li's mind was not confused to begin with, but after being urinated on by these boys, it became even clearer.

Bad news: This boy's urine is really stinky because it is genuine!

It stinks!

Mr. Li was covered in sticky dirt and felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to scrub his body for three days. He almost fainted from the fumes.

Worse news:

Tietou and others who had just said that they were upright and kind and were the successors of socialism were unwilling to take responsibility when they saw that they had caused trouble. They disappeared in a flash and ran even faster!

"grumble--"

The noisy sound of a cicada added a bit of resentment to Mr. Li's heart.

"Okay, okay, you're going to play this trick on me, right?"

Because there was nothing wrong with Old Li's brain, he did not understand what Tietou and the others did. Instead, he felt that Tietou and the others were deserting the battlefield, just like Qiao Qiao before, and were deliberately playing tricks on him.

He stood there for a while with gritted teeth, and pounded the floor hard with his crutch. He did not choose to give up. Instead, he looked at Li Wenhua's house, which seemed still very close to him, and continued to move forward cautiously.

"If you don't go, I will!"

But having said that, Mr. Li was born rich and lived a comfortable life, and the greatest hardship he had to endure was his aging body.

He had given orders many times to steal, cheat, and bully people secretly, but he had never done it himself.

Therefore, although Mr. Li was full of confidence, after he staggered and slowly moved to the door of Uncle Li's house with his crutches...

He looked at the courtyard wall on the left side of Uncle Li's house, then at the courtyard wall on the right side of Uncle Li's house, and finally chose to... try to push open the door of Uncle Li's house.

"Even though this is in the mountains, it's impossible for someone to sleep without locking the door."

"But what if, what if?"

He felt quite lucky.

With just a "squeak", his lucky mentality actually succeeded.

The orchids in the yard are clearly worth over 100 million yuan, but the stupid villager in front of him was so stupid that he didn't even close the door!

"This, this must be that God is on my side!"

"These stupid villagers are destined to serve me stupidly!"

Mr. Li was so excited that he almost got Parkinson's disease. After he carefully moved in, he found that even more fortunate things were yet to come.

“Hehehe…”

"Hahaha……"

The branches and leaves of Tian Yihe were swaying in the flowerpot. Not only was it placed right in the middle of the courtyard without any protection, it could be used by him at any time. It was even making childish sounds, and it was obvious that it was a spiritual being!

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