Yo yo yo, there’s a melon!

And it seems to be a big melon!

Qiao Qiao suddenly didn't feel bored anymore.

She unceremoniously took several bags of unopened melon seeds from Zhou Lu's law firm, and pulled out a few bottles of purified water and a piece of cardboard from the corner. Without saying hello, she swaggered towards the noisy place.

The funeral clothing store, which was originally deserted, became extremely lively for the first time because of the commotion.

No one knew where the crowd came from, but they gathered in such a large crowd that they surrounded the funeral shop tightly in three layers.

At this moment, Qiao Qiao couldn't even see a single hair on the back of the person's head.

But she was not in a hurry at all.

She didn't even try to squeeze in. Instead, she found a place where the crowd was more relaxed and started eating melon seeds.

While kowtowing, she poked the arm of a kind-looking aunt next to her in a familiar manner.

"Miss (chew chew chew), tell me (chew chew chew), what on earth is going on here (chew chew chew), the quarrel (chew chew chew)."

Qiao Qiao enjoyed eating melon seeds, had a sweet mouth, and was very considerate. She gave a handful of melon seeds to the aunt she was harassing. The two of them became intimate almost instantly and started chatting right away.

"Oh (chew chew chew), who could have imagined (chew chew chew) that one day (chew chew chew) there would be a quarrel in a shroud shop?"

"I didn't come early (chew chew chew), so I didn't hear everything (chew chew chew), but anyway (chew chew chew), someone wanted to buy funeral clothes (chew chew chew), but the owner didn't agree."

The two of them remembered to spit out the shells while eating melon seeds, and the loud sound of cracking melon seeds startled everyone around them.

So soon, more and more people joined the group chat initiated by Qiao Qiao.

The sound of people cracking melon seeds became more and more frequent.

"I heard it was bought for the little girl at home."

"But the owner, for some reason, refused to sell it."

After distributing the melon seeds once again, Qiao Qiao couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why not make money? Has this shop owner always been like this?"

Is this true? How could such a fool really exist in this world?

"How could that be possible?"

"I know this shop owner well. He's usually like Zhou Paopi. Charging you three cents is already excessive, but he's always thinking about getting another dime out of you."

"That's right, I've been neighbors with this shop owner for over 30 years. I usually don't dare ask him for help, for fear that he'll blackmail me. That would cost me much more than just hiring a repairman."

This is interesting.

A veteran Zhou Paopi doesn't even think about making money, but only wants to drive people away. Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?

"But I heard that people in their business have their own rules. Maybe this disruptive customer has violated their taboos, so the owner would rather not make any money than kick the customer out?"

"Unfortunately, this customer is also unreasonable. I'm afraid the owner will suffer this time."

Oh oh oh.

Knowing that someone was about to get into trouble, Qiao Qiao couldn't help but feel a little happy.

And it sounds like this matter is related to her field, and maybe she can make some money from it soon.

"This is really (chew chew chew), a pillow is given to you when you are sleepy (chew chew chew)."

"Excuse me, ladies, could you please let me take a look (gulp, gulp, gulp), just one look (chew, chew, chew), I'm just too curious (chew, chew, chew)."

A man who eats someone's food should be grateful; a man who receives someone's gifts should be grateful.

Relying on the friendship built with a handful of melon seeds and a few bottles of purified water, Qiao Qiao smiled all the way and was not scolded or disliked. Instead, he was readily sent to the front line of the melon-eating by the crowd.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you ladies."

"I love you guys."

Qiao Qiao first made a heart shape with her hands to the friendly aunts and grandmas, and then turned her gaze to the two people who were still confronting each other.

The shop owner, known as Zhou Paopi by everyone, truly lived up to his name. He spoke with a strong sense of money, "My dear customer, you are obstructing the market!"

"If you keep on being unreasonable like this, I'm going to call the police and ask you to compensate me for my business losses."

"You'd better leave. Whether you find another company or give up on your own, I really won't do such a shameful thing."

Qiao Qiao: “?”

What a coincidence!

There is actually room for her to perform.

The melon seeds in my hand suddenly lost their fragrance.

Qiao Qiao turned around and distributed the remaining melon seeds and water in his hand to the people around him. He lowered his head and wrote a few big words on the cardboard. Then, before the guests went crazy again, he spoke with a smile.

"Oh my, my dear, your eyelids are swollen, your eyes are dull, and your forehead is gray. This is a very bad omen."

Shop owner Zhou Paopi: “?”

Unreasonable customer: "???"

The crowd: “???”

No, isn't it so red?

Are you really not afraid of being beaten for using such an old-fashioned scam?

As expected, upon hearing this, the unreasonable guest immediately turned his angry gaze towards Qiao Qiao, "Go to hell, you stinking charlatan. I'm not in the mood to scold you right now."

The owner of the Zhou Paopi shop didn't expect that the charlatan was actually a very young girl. He felt pity for her and said kindly, "Little girl, you'd better not get involved. This customer is really mentally ill."

Qiao Qiao still smiled, "How can we know if it's a supernatural being if we don't try it?"

She patted the cardboard she had just written on. "I'm absolutely certain. If you don't agree, you won't ask for money. Even if you agree, you won't ask for money. As long as you are willing to go to Qingfeng Temple in Qingshan Village and express your feelings to Qingshan Zhenjun, that will be enough."

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