I'm a Funeral Streamer, and I Became Popular Online by Predicting the Future

After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...

Chapter 16: Selling Urns via Livestream, Livestreamer Initiates Connection

However.

The detective is different.

He didn't want to die.

She naturally resisted Yan Jiu's attention.

The detective didn't believe in superstitions.

He even threatened to make a bet with Yan Jiu.

Yan Jiu became interested: "What kind of bet?"

The detective glanced around and said, "Whatever you fancy, it's yours, provided I really die!"

Yan Jiu shook his head: "Nothing else is needed. You just need to promise me that you will handle your affairs after your death here."

The detective chuckled in exasperation: "Fine, the audience will be the witnesses. But what if you lose?"

Yan Jiu smiled: "I won't lose. Of course, to be fair, I can wager my shop."

The detective slammed his fist on the table and laughed wildly: "It's a deal!"

He didn't care about Yan Jiu's shop.

What he needs is traffic.

The number of viewers in the live stream has exceeded one million.

He was overjoyed, as if he had already foreseen a bright future where his fan base would grow even larger.

After turning off the live chat.

Yan Jiu gave the same comment to "Gu Gu Jie's Siberian Husky" who later connected with her on a live stream.

The husky indicated that he actually didn't want to gamble.

He valued his life more.

The husky frowned and said, "Streamer, I believe you, but I still want to ask if I have any hope of survival? I'm about to marry my fiancée, I..."

Yan Jiu composed herself and interrupted, "There's no need to go in. Compared to a wife who has cheated on you twice, a grave is more suitable for you."

Husky: "!?"

This is an absolutely earth-shattering bombshell!

This only made things worse for the already unhappy husky.

Two green hats? Is this because they thought one wouldn't be enough for the husky, so they got two to alternate wearing? How incredibly thoughtful!

[Husky: Do you want this thoughtfulness?]

Yan Jiu saw the unhappiness in Erha's marriage and, in order to make the other party willingly go to their death, decided to tell him the truth.

But this unexpectedly provoked the husky's anger.

The husky stood up: "My fiancée and I have known each other since high school, and we fell in love in college... I... I don't believe it!"

Yan Jiu looked at the person who was protecting her lover.

I really don't understand the other person's thought process.

I'd rather believe I can.

He also doesn't believe his fiancée cheated on him.

What kind of bizarre idea is this?

Yan Jiu shrugged: "If you still don't believe me, take a taxi home now, and you might catch them cheating."

The husky covered its head and said, "She...she must have been forced into it."

Yan Jiu replied, "No, she enjoys it."

[...]

[The streamer got a triple kill!]

I hope that next time I understand something instantly, I can apply it to math.

It's hard to imagine the husky's breakdown; but looking at it another way, at least it avoided a tragic end.