I'm a Funeral Streamer, and I Became Popular Online by Predicting the Future

After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...

Chapter 17: The Green Hat Covers the Head High, a Certain 9 with KPIs to Meet

As the husky set off to go home.

Yan Jiu leaned back on the sofa and said slowly, "You have a destiny where wealth, officialdom, and authority are mutually supportive. With the Direct Seal close to you, your academic luck is very good, and your college entrance examination results should be good. However, you were influenced by a 'partial peach blossom' and gave up on higher education, which caused your fate to change completely."

Judging people's character solely by their facial features is a unique skill that ordinary people simply cannot learn.

Looking back at Yan Jiu's previous life in the world of metaphysics.

There was no one else but her.

Upon hearing this...

The husky was initially surprised.

Then he nodded weakly.

Husky: "Yes, my fiancée didn't do well in school, so we went to a vocational college together so we could be together."

[The streamer can tell fortunes!?]

[I knew Jiu Ye was different from other streamers! Look at his professional and solid theoretical knowledge!]

This is such a mind-blowing love story!

True love is about two people becoming better together!

[The legendary "love-struck" type?]

[You can't say that about the husky; it was its own choice, and I think it's a good one.]

Yes, if the two of them can get married, it would indeed be a beautiful story worth praising.

[Sorry, I forgot that a husky's fiancée can make someone's head glow with green light.]

The husky stumbled upon this comment.

He felt even more desperate.

Even though he had given so much.

Even that can't win you a sincere heart?

So what exactly has he loved all these years?

They were getting closer and closer to their rented apartment.

The husky, however, felt increasingly uneasy.

So much so that when he arrived at the door, he acted like a coward and didn't dare to open it.

Yan Jiu picked up the cup that had been made from a Coca-Cola bottle.

He calmly took a sip.

Yan Jiu, watching the show, said: "Someone is sleeping with your wife, and in your bed too. Can you really swallow this?"

Frustration and anger welled up in the husky's heart.

Without a second thought, the husky kicked the door open.

Witnessed by millions of netizens.

A scream came from the master bedroom.

A short while later.

It was the sound of a woman crying and begging for mercy.

Erha didn't want to show a desperate or pitiful expression in the live stream, but he couldn't control himself.

He looked at the naked man who was completely inferior to him in both appearance and height, and felt utterly desolate.

The naked man who couldn't escape: "..." He had been wandering the world for a long time and had no rivals until now. But he accidentally overslept and his reputation was completely ruined.

The husky roared, "Get lost!"

Before leaving, the naked man said, "Brother, take my advice. This kind of woman isn't worth your heartache. You might not know, but before I arrived, she had just finished being intimate with another man."

Husky: "..." Destroy it.

[The show was incredibly entertaining!]

Why keep people like this around for the New Year?

[A truly speechless incident! I hereby declare that Erha will become the most tragic streamer under Jiu Ye's supervision, bar none!]

[Husky: I'm about to die, do you really have to tell me such a cruel reality?]

At this moment.

The situation in the master bedroom has changed.

The husky's fiancée started to turn the tables: "We're getting married soon, do you have to make things awkward for everyone? I only love you, and we have a long future ahead of us, can't you just be patient?"

These words were spoken.

Except for the husky, who remained silent.

The comment section fell silent for three seconds.

[I said this on behalf of the husky.]

Sorry, you might not believe it, but there won't be a future for huskies.

Honestly, she's the first person in history to try and maintain a virtuous image while being a prostitute.

[I didn't feel sorry for Erha crying, but hearing this, I couldn't hold back my tears anymore. Hey Erha, if you dare to hold back, I'll definitely unfollow you, and unfollow you too!]

To avoid getting into trouble, Yan Jiu has never liked watching plays that are too big.

After turning off the live chat.

While Yan Jiu was live streaming, she was also waiting in the "Five-Star Detective's" live stream room for her first order.

[Just between us, is the detective being cuckolded?]

Just got back from Erhu's place, and I'm still feeling unsettled. Love these days is so superficial.

I'm a little curious about the detective's hair color...

In response to the demands of the general public.

Yan Jiu calculated the detective's marriage line and found that although his character and morals were questionable, his family was harmonious and happy.

It's obvious.

After the detective made his fortune.

He did not abandon his wife who had shared his hardships.

Yan Jiu said regretfully, "His hair was saved, and his wife's hair color didn't change either."

Why does the streamer seem a little disappointed?

The detective can finally die in peace.

Why is everyone so calm about someone's actions now?

It's good that you've come to terms with it.

Are these words, so cold and impersonal, really typed by someone in 37°C weather?

[This was done by someone with a temperature of 36.7℃!]

Thank you, healthy person!

[By the way, are these streamers working so hard, going live and giving away followers, because they have KPIs to meet?]

Yan Jiu saw it unintentionally.

She nodded seriously.

Yan Jiu spoke nonsense with a straight face: "Yes, take care, no need to see us off at the funeral home. Fair prices, honest and fair to all, feel free to call anytime for inquiries."

Then at least type out your contact information!

Wait, why is the detective drinking?

[Let's sell alcohol via live stream today.]

I'm a little worried...

At that time.

The detective took a swig of wine.

He took control of the situation.

The detective raised his glass and drank heartily: "I drink this wine at home all the time, so its quality is absolutely guaranteed!"

Yan Jiu heard this from the other party through the live broadcast room.

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