I'm a Funeral Streamer, and I Became Popular Online by Predicting the Future

After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...

Chapter 316 The Real Clown: Don't Ask Ray, It's Just a Natural Phenomenon

[It's already tragic enough for the elderly to bury their children; does God really want to prevent good people from living long lives?]

[Tsk, now you're starting to believe what Master Jiu says? You guys are such hypocrites.]

[Family members, this generation of netizens is truly terrifying; they spout nonsense without even understanding anything.]

[Anyone who didn't know better would think that Master Jiu really killed someone, and now he's crying wolf and threatening divine retribution.]

That's none of your business. If one day you were the target of pests' attention, you wouldn't say that.

[It doesn't matter, I'll commit suicide.]

"So you think my fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens?"

To be honest, Master Jiu has never been lying. I'll just sit here and see what happens next.

The comments in the comment section have shifted in direction.

Qin Fen's parents felt inexplicably uneasy.

Will they be struck by lightning?

Qin Fen's mother retorted, "Put away your feudalistic ideas! We're not easily intimidated!"

Just as Qin Fen's mother was about to say something...

A bolt from the blue rang out from the shattered window, and the deafening roar echoed throughout the live broadcast room.

[Holy crap! Where did that thunder come from? It must be special effects!]

[Ah Tian, ​​are you serious?]

[They flashed so fast, as if they were afraid I'd see it clearly.]

Qin Fen's parents screamed and huddled together.

The lightning bolt had just struck overhead, hitting the chandelier on the ceiling.

The glass chandelier shattered instantly, and the falling glass shards all hit Qin Fen's parents.

They had nowhere to hide; their faces and necks were covered in cuts and scratches from the shards. The cuts weren't fatal, but they were very painful.

Qin Fen's mother suddenly regretted throwing all the sofa cushions at President Qin, leaving them with nothing to hide from the broken pieces.

With so many fragments, it's quite strange that not a single one hit the phone that was broadcasting live.

The viewers in the live stream were already speechless.

[Thunder can even get into your house!?]

There's a type of ball lightning that can drift into your home.

【I know it's a rolling landmine, but this isn't a rolling landmine at all, family!】

[Quick, hide!]

Suffering seems to specifically target those destined for misfortune.

While netizens were discussing it animatedly...

Another bolt of lightning struck.

This time, however, the blow hit the wall.

Then, netizens saw Qin Fen's mother hurriedly run to the wall, trying to cover herself with her body.

The wall is still half cracked.

The wall revealed a mountain of gold.

Netizens were instantly stunned.

[Damn it! The clown is me!]

[This is called being poor? A whole wall of gold! Even if each piece of gold is 500 grams, a whole wall of that would be worth hundreds of dollars. That's a multi-millionaire!]

Where did they get so much money to buy gold?!

I saw this comment.

Amid Qin Fen's parents' anxiety, Yan Jiu said, "If you robbed a bank more than thirty years ago, you could also have money."

After seeing Qin Fen's parents, she learned about their lives and even predicted that they would meet by lightning.

But netizens don't know that.

They were completely kept in the dark.

[What the hell? I can steal it too!]

[I don't even want to think about it, let alone rob it.]

So, what's going on?!

We are all people who are deceived!

No wonder they only said Master Jiu would pay with his life, not with compensation; he's certainly not short of money.

It would be impolite not to announce "J" now.

Qin Fen's parents slumped together.

They never imagined that their bank robbery would be exposed after so many years.

They just wanted Yan Jiu to pay with his life.

We must give their daughter justice.

They didn't want to go to jail, and they certainly didn't want to die.

This moment.

Qin Fen's parents finally realized how terrifying Yan Jiu was, and they begged Yan Jiu to save their lives.

"We were young and reckless and broke the law. We will turn ourselves in. Please save us!"

"You must have a way to help us avoid the lightning!"

"Help us!"

No matter what Qin Fen's parents said.

Yan Jiu remained unmoved.

The two men committed robbery, which is illegal, but not punishable by death.

I just discovered that Master Jiu has followed them...

These are two lives at stake! Can't we save them?

[No wonder he's a funeral streamer, he has absolutely no conscience!]

The comments section in the live stream was flooded with "saintly" comments.

Yan Jiu gave a cold laugh.

"Oh, so kind. It would be a waste of your innate talent if you didn't switch careers and become a saint."

"If you want to save lives, you need to throw a lot of money at me and fire at me mercilessly. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. You're not even willing to spend a hundred million?"

"Looks like you're all talk, haha."

【My Ninth Master is so cool when he curses.】

Wow, one word: awesome!

Welcome everyone to see my husband! He's known for his sharp tongue, but I can't help it, I spoil him.

Honey, your message is suddenly missing from my friends list. Could you please add me back?

[A bunch of daydreamers, get out of my way! You're blocking my view of my lover's beauty!]

In the comments section of netizens.

Qin Fen's parents understood Yan Jiu's implied meaning, and they were terrified, accusing Yan Jiu of being cold-blooded.

They wanted to stir up public outrage again.

"You're unwilling to save us?! Isn't saving people a simple matter for you?"

"She can watch us die today, and she can stand by and watch us die without saving us tomorrow!"

It doesn't matter, I'll be a hero again in 18 years.

That's what I should do.

[If that day ever comes, although I would very much like to have Master Jiu save her, I would rather not morally blackmail her.]

[It's one thing for bad people to die, but should good people also die? Can't we save all those who have passed away?]

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