I'm a Funeral Streamer, and I Became Popular Online by Predicting the Future

After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...

Chapter 342 Yan Jiu's "Polite" Blame-Shifting

The seemingly peaceful room was anything but peaceful.

The heavy door couldn't block out the woman's panting.

Yan Jiu knocked on the door politely: "First Mate, I need your help with something."

The first mate said in a hoarse voice, "Wait a moment."

Yan Jiu glanced at the time and calmly said, "Then hurry up, how about one minute?"

There was no response from inside the house for a long time.

A muffled groan was heard shortly afterward.

Yan Jiu checked the time.

23 seconds.

The cucumber rotted pretty quickly.

【~】

Is this something I can see without spending money?

[Imagine the first mate's handsome face; 23 seconds feels a bit out of place.]

[The first in a series: When God opens a door, he always closes a window.]

First Mate: It's okay, I can use a photo trick.

[No way, this is hilarious!]

[Family members, who understands how I feel, haha!]

[Why isn't a perfectly good murder mystery game scary at all when viewed from Jiu Ye's perspective?]

The door opened.

A disheveled female crew member stepped out, proudly raising her neck to reveal the red marks left by sucking, as proud as a male peacock displaying its tail feathers.

Yan Jiu feigned surprise: "Wow!"

Female crew member: "..."

[Female crew member: Why does it feel like punching cotton? It's so frustrating.]

[The acting was quite convincing.]

[No, everyone still thinks it's acting?]

[Someone online has already identified the tycoon father who's in the top 100 of the rich list! Would a big shot like him play a role in a murder mystery game? Don't be ridiculous, it's true!]

[What do you mean by "real" or "fake"? If Master Jiu says it's a murder mystery game, then it's a murder mystery game!]

The first mate, wearing a coat, leaned against the door.

The buttons on his white shirt were loosely fastened, giving him an unsatisfied look. He hastily ended the fight because he mistakenly thought Angela had given in.

The first mate was about to reach out to Yan Jiu.

Yan Jiu took two steps back: "Today's transaction took place in a casino, but what about tomorrow?"

The first mate's gaze was as slippery as a catfish. He touched the corner of his mouth, his eyes filled with an unyielding desire: "My dear, if you want to know something that's kept secret, you'll have to pay a price, won't you, hmm?"

Yan Jiu thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

"No way, you don't have to be so serious when you're acting out a murder mystery game!"

"Well, judging by the first mate's appearance alone isn't a bad thing."

[Rotten cucumber, fork it away!]

The first mate's breathing became a little rapid.

There has been no action yet.

Yan Jiu felt that she really needed to make some sacrifices, so she decided to compromise and change her status to first mate.

She kicked the first mate into the room.

I knew it.

Haha, this is the right way to do it!

[It's a little disappointing.]

[Stop arguing, live stream ban warning!]

Close the door.

The first mate's screams carried out.

The female crew member who had been intimate with the first mate hadn't gone far when she heard the scream. She glanced at the first mate's room and silently wondered if the first mate had a taste for this kind of thing.

If she really likes this kind of thing, then she definitely needs to change her "strategy" in the future.

at this time.

Yan Jiu placed his hand on the first mate's head and tried to use the soul-searching technique, but found that the first mate had no soul.

Her pupils dilated.

The live stream has been turned off.

Yan Jiu realized the seriousness of the problem: how could a person without a soul move?

So, is it just that First Mate Shan is soulless, or is it that no one on the ship is?

Yan Jiu disguised herself as the first mate, skillfully knocking the person unconscious and sealing them in another playing card.

Then go outside.

Yan Jiu went from being a crew member to becoming the first mate.

We arrived at the third floor.

Yan Jiu was about to greet Mila.

Mira glanced at Yan Jiu, bowed slightly, and left, as if she were some kind of monster.

Yan Jiu stopped Mira.

Mira asked warily, "What do you want to do?"

Yan Jiu asked, "Do you want to leave this ship?"

Mira paused, her breath catching in her throat.

She looked at the first mate warily.

Has it been discovered that she's not taking her medication?

Did the first mate use this lame excuse to trick Angela into taking the medicine?

Mira remained wary: "Everyone knows that once you're on the ship, you can't leave."

Yan Jiu didn't waste any words with anyone.

She knocked Mila unconscious.

On the way, they happened to meet a female crew member who looked like a peacock.

The female crew member looked like she'd just eaten shit, and the first mate was so horny he wouldn't even spare Mira!?

Unconcerned about ruining the first mate's reputation, Yan Jiu took Mira to the first mate's room and locked the door.

Yan Jiu examined Mira's soul and found that Mira's three souls and seven spirits were still present. She then took out the card that sealed Angela and found that Angela's soul was also there, but incomplete.

Completely different from the first mate.

Yan Jiu guessed that the things hidden on the ship might be related to human souls, and that the so-called medicine was not a good thing.

She had a gut feeling.

She is about to unlock the secret to immortality.

Yan Jiu didn't expect that the soul search would yield unexpected results. She sealed the three people into playing cards one by one.

Time is of the essence.

We can't wait for the ship to dock.

Otherwise, it will be too late.

Yan Jiu decided to take a risk.

Using her position as first mate, she moved unimpeded to the location of the captain and other officers.

The captain looked at the transaction records: "At this time of year in previous years, the Yin-Yang Mirror would have already absorbed many seeds and produced a lot of medicine."

The second mate explained with his head down, "The transactions made by the wealthy this year are quite strange. Their greed doesn't quite meet the conditions for the Yin-Yang Mirror to absorb them, so it's normal that they can't produce many medicines."

The captain put down his notebook: "Is there something wrong?"

Before Yan Jiu arrived, she turned on the live stream. When asked by the captain, she simply said, "I've already dealt with the people with the Rosary Cross who were impersonating crew members."

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