After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...
[Oh dear, isn't it because there are few fish in the Ganges? It's gotten so bad in just a few days.]
[Why are you peeling scales off one side of the fish and then the other? Put your clothes back on, it's an eyesore.]
[Fish Bro: Hey, why are you trying to rip someone's clothes off right away?]
What are you talking about...?
[More bizarre Chinese-style remarks, are they even using Morse code to read video comments?!]
One day has passed since Douyin was integrated.
After this period of fermentation online, the Z-style speech has become a form of cultural export.
Almost every video has this kind of foreign-style comment: "I'm fluent in Mandarin, I can recognize every word individually, but I can't recognize them when they're put together."
Fortunately, the doubt lasted only a moment.
The question mark comment was replaced by a new comment.
[Opening blind boxes!]
[Blind boxes! Blind boxes!]
[Fish: Cousin, save my courier!]
[Isn't this supposed to be a food video? Why are so many people sharing blind box items?]
Indians like water burial; guess what's in the water?
【Calcium, of course!】
[What you're suggesting is calcium.]
Guess which river this fish came from? It's from the Ganges River, known for its ability to dissolve anything.
[It's full of treasures inside; you never know, there might even be a piece of human tissue inside, hence the nickname "blind box."]
[Fish: Are you guys being polite?]
[Cough, fish eat corpses, Indians eat fish, so~]
[Pass this down: Indians will eat corpses!]
A really good food video.
There are always a bunch of comments that go off-topic.
The comments only returned to normal after Lao Liu finished slicing the fish and took out the kneaded dough.
Lao Liu: "When frying fish fillets, cut the rested dough into four equal parts to make it easier to fry later."
What should I do if it won't wake up?
Let it sleep a little longer.
If it won't wake up, set an alarm.
[Slap it awake!]
Be gentle, but kick it awake.
[I'm not sure I've entered the wrong video, what kind of nonsense are you all commenting on...]