After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...
[Damn, is this really illegal?]
[You unfilial son, I've always considered you family!]
Fortunately, I trusted Master Jiu from beginning to end.
Why were they arrested?
[A criminal suspect, I suppose.]
Why is he a criminal suspect? Which case?
Who cares? What does this have to do with us who only earn three thousand a month?
I'm a little curious about what Brother Zhao will do.
[If someone truly commits a crime, life imprisonment won't kill them; the only thing that will kill them is eating peanuts.]
[Sigh, eating peanuts is a thing of the past; now intravenous injections are all the rage.]
[A knowledgeable person has appeared!?]
at last.
Zhao Ge's live stream has been shut down under the supervision of the administrators. This concludes the comments.
Yan Jiu stopped paying attention to Brother Zhao.
She continued brushing downwards.
Until I came across a bodybuilding video with the ID "MiNi", the title at the beginning of the video was a bit of a bombshell.
#Me and my skincare buddies#
Yan Jiu hasn't opened the video yet.
The system panel lit up: [Ding!]
Object to be inspected: Mini
Note: Premium customer
Mortality rate: 86%,
Time of death: After the 92nd application of pesticide.
The host is advised to pay attention immediately!
System: [We've done good deeds throughout our lives, so seeing this video is what we deserve. Slurp!]
Yan Jiu remained silent for a long time before finally saying, "I haven't asked yet, but is your character male or female?"
System: [The system is genderless, but I prefer to be a sweet girl.]
Yan Jiu: "..." I've figured out your inclination.
Yan Jiu clicked on the video, and what appeared in front of her was a foreigner named "MiNi". He had exaggerated muscles and a kind of beauty that combined violence and elegance, making him a real macho man.
This muscle is not that base.
[Bullfrog, bullfrog.]
Call me, and I'll be the first to send it.
[Oh no, this straight guy can't get past this video.]
Who could resist a post like this? I'll say it first: I can't.
[These muscles are obviously fake, and the photoshopping is too obvious. Okay, add me on WeChat, and we'll talk about it.]