I'm a Funeral Streamer, and I Became Popular Online by Predicting the Future

After dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself ...

Chapter 362 Master Jiu: Shark Madness is Simpler Than Breathing, "The Priest's Ga"

That evening.

Yan Jiu's secret interest in "MiNi" was still discovered by sharp-eyed netizens.

There's been so much fake news online lately that smart netizens have finally learned to distinguish between right and wrong.

But very soon.

They discovered that Yan Jiu's attention was real, and not just something that marketing accounts and netizens were spreading!

Are the sharks gone mad?

[Nine Master: Going crazy about sharks is easier than breathing.]

[As it turns out, muscles can't protect you; even someone as healthy as Mini couldn't escape getting a gait.]

[Uh, isn't Master Jiu afraid of becoming the enemy of the entire server by following so many things every day? *doge emoji*]

[I imagine myself being the center of attention, and my legs go numb.]

【what to do? 】

"It's alright. As far as I know, Mini's uncle works at the church, and he's already gone to ask for help."

[The church? That's God's territory. Master Jiu shouldn't have jurisdiction there, right?]

[What right do people from Country Z have to control people from Country Y!]

Have you all forgotten that Master Jiu is known as the Grim Reaper?

While receiving rave reviews online, MiNi quietly arrived at a church surrounded by white doves.

A ray of sunlight shone through the window, casting a veil of light upon MiNi, who was kneeling in prayer.

The colonnade with its long columns is like God opening his arms, embracing those who pray devoutly with love and warmth.

The priest held a Bible in his hands.

He was extremely tall and wore a jet-black priest's robe. He made the sign of the cross on his chest.

"God, save your poor child."

Upon hearing this...

MiNi hurriedly repeated the priest's words.

After repeating this several times.

MiNi glanced up casually and said, "Why is your cross different from mine?"

The cross on the priest's chest was adorned with bright red roses. These tiny things, which should have grown on the ground, climbed to the sky, their thorns gleaming in the light, swaggering and showing off.

MiNi touched the ordinary cross in her hand, feeling puzzled no matter how she thought about it.

The priest lifted his eyelids: "Shut up."

MiNi immediately shut up.

He assumed he had asked a taboo question.

The priest stroked the rose on the cross, recalling the beginnings of his time joining the Rosicrucian Cross.

The Bible records the life of God.

Priests use faith to entice believers, and there are always fools who flock to them, willing to follow them blindly.

The priest successfully seduced many believers. With almost zero cost of committing crimes, he could still enjoy a high status, and he was willing to become a lackey of the Rosicrucian Church.

In his eyes.

The Rosicrucian Cross is God.

When MiNi saw the eerie smile on the priest's face, he shuddered. If it weren't for Yan Jiu's attention, he wouldn't have come to find this crazy uncle.

Just as MiNi was about to ask how to solve the problem...

A young girl in white strode towards the side of the church, carrying a round glass bottle in her hands.

The saint bowed to the priest.

The man bowed his head slightly.

The priest touched the evergreen olive leaf in the saint's hair, and the olive leaf conveyed to him a light, oxygen-like sensation, like feathers.

The olive tree is said to be a symbol of lifted hope.

The priest was muttering incantations.

MiNi hurriedly followed with a devout prayer, and then noticed that a circle of olive leaves had suddenly appeared in his hand. In the cold season, the olive leaves were unfolding tiny, rice-grain-sized buds.

He exclaimed, "Oh God!"

The beige flower buds are so delicate that one cannot bear to defile them.

The priest closed his eyes and performed a spell on MiNi, revealing a hint of divine intervention. His face was filled with contempt: "From today onward, there will be no more delays in sending people to the funeral home."

MiNi subconsciously shook her head: "Impossible."

Even though you're my uncle, I still have to say this: Yan Jiu is very strange, so you absolutely can't take it personally!

The priest did not speak.

He received a reminder from the James family and had been actively selecting suitable souls for the Rosicrucians these past few days, hoping to divert the Y Country Investigation Bureau's attention to vegetarians and animal rights organizations, thereby ignoring the church.

No one would know that the vegetarianism and animal protection associations are just empty shells, merely places chosen by their followers, and no real substance can be found upon investigation.

At this moment, the priest, confident that he possessed many souls, could contend with Yan Jiu. He placed his hand on the round bottle and, through the holy water held by the saintess, saw the attic where Yan Jiu was.

He used the spells bestowed upon him by the James family to cast spells on people.

Yan Jiu, who was sitting quietly, looked up at the sky.

The priest's breath hitched.

What kind of gaze was that?

It was as cold as millennia-old ice.

MiNi didn't notice the priest's change in expression; he was only staring at the scene in the round bottle and exclaimed in astonishment, "My God, you can actually see Yan Jiu from thousands of miles away!"

The priest was clutching his own neck with both hands, his face flushed red.

Like a stray dog ​​with its throat choked, someone has deprived him of the right to breathe, causing him unbearable pain.

MiNi's exclamation came to an abrupt halt.

Because of the priest's sudden change, the olive in Mini's hand quickly withered.

The scattered flower stamens, like stars in the sky, seemed to be the characters for death, accompanying the priest's spine as he slowly ceased to breathe.

The priest was like weathered bacon, quickly shedding his skin and turning into bones, falling straight backward.

MiNi: "!!!"

What happened?

His uncle hadn't even helped him resolve the issue of being noticed by Yan Jiu, so why was he closing his eyes first?

Just close your eyes.

How can it even cause direct skeletalization?!

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While Mini went to church.

A concerned netizen decided to follow and film the incident.

He set up a camera and followed MiNi at a distance, but did not follow after she entered the church.

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