Volume 1 Chapter 99

"I haven't even pooped yet, how can I get out..."

After a moment, a weak voice came from inside.

[Oh my god, how did Lu Yanzhou know I was in there? ? 】

It can also pinpoint the exact location.

[Did you install surveillance cameras in the toilet?] ? 】

Lu Yanzhou said: "I'll wait for you outside."

Before turning around, he added, "Don't even think about running away."

When Shi Lele heard his words, she shuddered for no reason. She only reacted when she heard the footsteps gradually fading away.

Why am I feeling guilty? 】

The person who did something wrong was obviously him, Lu Yanzhou.

Thinking of what Yang Qingzhou said just now, Shi Lele felt like losing all hope.

After hesitating for a while, she finally walked out.

[It doesn't matter. If Lu Yanzhou doesn't give me a reasonable explanation when I walk out of this door, I will turn him into an anus.]

Lu Yanzhou: ...almost turned into an anus

"Finished?"

Shi Lele nodded.

Lu Yanzhou asked her: "Why did you come here?"

Shi Lele maintained his aloof expression: "I'm used to being a man, and I can't change it in a short time."

Seeing her tense face, Lu Yanzhou came over and held her back.

"Let's talk about what Yang Qingzhou said just now."

Shi Lele: “What?”

[Very good, you confessed voluntarily, and your crime will be reduced by one level]

Lu Yanzhou felt itchy when he saw her pretending not to care even though she clearly wanted to know.

If the location wasn't so unromantic, I would really want to kiss her to death.

Suppressing the smile on his lips, Lu Yanzhou also imitated her in keeping a stern face and pulled the person into an empty room.

"The woman Yang Qingzhou was talking about is Madam Xi."

Shi Le slapped Lu Yanzhou's handsome face and said, "You're having an affair with my mom!?"

Lu Yanzhou, who was caught off guard and slapped, said: “…”

Sometimes I really doubt whether Shi Lele has any brains at all.

Looking at the person in front of him staring at him, Lu Yanzhou looked somewhat helpless.

Forget it, I'll be her brain.

"No, I went to talk to Mrs. Xi about you."

"While she was looking at your photo, I went to the rooftop. It snowed and my hair was wet when I came back. She asked someone to bring me a towel to wipe it."

After she finished explaining, she added, "She watched Xiyan and I grow up. When we were little, she often helped us wipe our hair when it got wet while playing in the water."

"Of course, usually it's Xiyan who plays with Yang Qingzhou. I'm not that childish."

[The last sentence is a bit redundant]

Looking at his fair cheek with a red handmark slowly appearing on it, Shi Lele felt a little regretful and gently touched his face.

"You should have said so earlier."

[This slap is too early]

Lu Yanzhou didn't feel the slightest bit of humiliation from being slapped in the face. Instead, he bent down and rubbed his head against her shoulder.

"Little Mom, I'm in so much pain..."

Shi Lele touched his hair and said, "Don't hurt, don't hurt. I'm telling you, humans are actually deuterostomes. When we develop in the womb, the first thing that forms is the anus."

"So you are actually just a butthole. Doesn't it hurt less if you think about it this way?"

Lu Yanzhou: “…”

Knowledge entered my brain in a despicable and disgusting way.

"I want to make amends."

Don't change the subject.

After biting her neck, Lu Yanzhou said in a deep voice.

Shi Lele pinched his chin and pressed a kiss on his lips.

"Is this all right?"

Lu Yanzhou had red marks on half of his face, but he didn't say a word. He just looked at her, silently accusing her of being perfunctory.

Shi Lele: [Already beginning to miss the gentle and distant Master Lu]

Lu Yanzhou: He is dead

Turning his head and looking, he found that this should be the guest room prepared for guests with hangovers. Shi Lele pulled Lu Yanzhou to the bed.

"Take it off."

She uttered a short word.

Lu Yanzhou raised his eyebrows and teased her with a half-smile: "What are you taking off?"

Shi Lele had a look on his face that said, "You're so annoying!" "Of course I'll take off my clothes. Hurry up and try to finish it within an hour."

As soon as he finished speaking, the smile on Lu Yanzhou's lips froze visibly.

There was even a moment when I doubted whether I had heard it wrongly.

Seeing that he didn't move, Shi Lele simply tried to dig it out himself.

As soon as her fingers touched the tie, Lu Yanzhou suddenly grabbed her wrist with his backhand.

“You are really…”

For a moment, Lu Yanzhou was so angry that he didn't know what to say. He just held the person in his arms and tried to put on a serious expression.

"A girl's first time is very precious. You can't be so careless, understand?"

"We have just started dating, so we need to start from holding hands, kissing and then... gradually."

Shi Lele looked at the serious-looking man in front of him, reached out and scratched the small mole under his eye, and said in a puzzled voice: "How can the massage be so sloppy?"

[I'm not having sex with you]

Lu Yanzhou: “…”

It is not easy to have a clear mind when you want to do something.

"No……"

Lu Yanzhou declined politely.

Shi Lele's face was full of a 'why are you so troublesome' expression.

"You said you wanted a reward."

Lu Yanzhou covered her mouth: "I mean, don't press it now, okay?"

"Go back? Go back where?"

"Of course my sister will stay in her own home."

Halfway through the banquet, the two protagonists disappeared one after another, which made Xi Yan very dissatisfied. At the end, when he heard that the two were leaving, he immediately spoke up.

Xifeng and Madam Xi thought so too.

"No, this is your home, stay."

Let’s not talk about Xi Yan for now, but seeing Madam Xi looking at him with red eyes, Shi Lele felt a little soft-hearted.

But then she thought again that she had already promised Lu Yanzhou to go back and give him a massage.

Without waiting for her to speak, Lu Yanzhou took the initiative to accept the offer on her behalf.

"She is from the Xi family, so naturally she has to stay."

I was a little surprised.

She thought Lu Yanzhou would not agree.

After all, this guy has never concealed his possessiveness from the beginning.

As if he knew what Shi Lele was thinking, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "They have lost you for so many years, you should give them a chance to make up for your love."

As for Lu Yanzhou himself.

He has many memories of Shi Liaoliao, and two pots of flowers to keep him company.

If you don't let Shi Lele stay with her family just to satisfy your own selfish desires, you will only push her further and further away.

Shi La La's eyes flickered.

[I should have kissed Yanzi more often if I had known this earlier]

There was a sly flash in those brown eyes for a moment.

Well, of course, he would take the guilt too.

After the grand banquet ended, Shi Lele went out to see Lu Yanzhou off.

Speaking of which, no matter what the relationship between the two is, Shi Lele has always lived under Lu Yanzhou's nose.

Now, she suddenly sent Lu Yanzhou away as the master, and this change in identity made her a little uncomfortable.

She still thought of herself as a male servant. Just like when Mrs. Xi sat down just now, she reflexively took over the waiter's job and pulled out the chair for her.

"I'm leaving."

Just as she was thinking, a clear but gentle voice suddenly interrupted her thoughts.

Shi Lele looked up and around, then hooked his finger at Lu Yanzhou.

The moment the man bent down, he stood on tiptoe and prepared for a farewell kiss.

As a result, I didn't control the strength well and hit his teeth.

Xifeng turned his head and saw blood flowing from the corner of his bandit son-in-law's mouth.

Xifeng: “…”

Is this sadness enough to cause miscarriage?