This book is for a female audience!!!
[Male lead who is outwardly aloof and gentlemanly but inwardly a吐槽 (complainer) x Female lead who is outwardly expressionless and beautiful but actua...
Volume 1 is really smart, this is chapter 3
Bai Liye glanced at Shi Lele and Lu Yanzhou.
You two grown men, what are you trying to achieve with this atmosphere?
Why can't I fit in all of a sudden? Is there something happening that I don't know about? ? ?
"Why don't you eat it? Is it because I didn't cook it well?"
Bai Liye sat down not far from Lu Yanzhou, her pair of autumn-watery eyes looking pitiful.
Lu Yanzhou: "Yeah."
Betty: “………”Blind man.
From the corner of her eye, she saw Shi Lele, who looked like nothing had happened. Her voice was no longer as soft as before, and she was clearly angry: "I've been here for so long, and I don't even have a drink?"
After a while, he realized that she was talking to him, so he asked, "What would you like to drink, Miss Bai?"
Lu Yanzhou raised his eyes and glanced at her.
Although she was very rebellious at heart, but doing this job...what could she do even if she was made difficult?
"It would be nice if it had some style, something worthy of my status..."
"From 1982?"
Betty's eyes lit up.
Lafite from 1982! ! ?
Shi Lele looked over there at Lu Yanzhou who was playing with the dog. The latter nodded slightly without even raising his eyelids.
After getting the nod, she turned around and went to prepare.
But facing Bai Liye alone, Lu Yanzhou obviously didn't have that much patience.
The reason I stayed here just now was just because of an accident.
Thinking of the voice that suddenly appeared in his mind, he curled his fingers slightly and prepared to look up some information.
Half an hour later——
The servant knocked on his door.
"What is it?"
Taking his eyes away from the computer screen, Lu Yanzhou's brown eyes returned to their original indifference.
The servant said with a complicated expression: "Miss Bai... has been taken away."
Lu Yanzhou withdrew his gaze.
"Yes, I understand."
"He was taken away by 120." the servant added.
Lu Yanzhou paused.
He suddenly thought of something and looked at the servant outside the door with some surprise.
"What did Shi Lele give her to drink?"
The maid looked like she was about to cry: "...she...she...she gave it to Miss Bai to drink..."
"Laxative from '82."
Lu Yanzhou: “…”
When the word laxative came out, his cerebellum shrank.
"ha………"
Lu Yanzhou held his forehead and laughed softly, his shoulders trembling slightly.
maid:"…………"
How can I still mention the matter of firing Shi Lele if you are like this?
Thinking of how Bai Liye had just rushed out of the toilet, looking weak but still not forgetting to stuff money into his pocket, the servant felt that he must have fulfilled his mission and driven out Shi Lele, who looked like a male vixen!
"Master... Master, there is one more thing."
"Um?"
There was still a hint of laughter in his voice.
"I think you should go to your own back garden."
at the same time--
After seeing off Bai Liye, the supporting actress, Shi Lele returned to his room, hesitating whether to pack his luggage.
I feel like Lu Yanzhou...suddenly became weird.
Although Lu Yanzhou is the only heir of the Lu family, his relationship with the current head of the family is not very harmonious.
The previous butler was the one he sent to monitor Lu Yanzhou. Lu Yanzhou had finally come of age, but before he had time to fill the position, the head of the Lu family, Old Deng, quickly stuffed Shi Lele in.
As a result, the servants who served Lu Yanzhou, including Lu Yanzhou himself, didn't like her very much.
But I feel helpless at this time.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he found himself turned into a man dressed in men's clothing. His original self only left a note, reminding himself not to reveal his gender, otherwise he would be killed.
Shi Lele was confused and frightened, relying on the original owner's memory to maintain his character, and also had to pretend to be a good man.
She has had enough of this life where she can't even eat snail noodles, stinky tofu and leek boxes, but still has to serve others! !
Thinking of this, Shi Lele, who always had a blank expression in the eyes of everyone, wailed and rolled on the bed in anger.
"Why hasn't that kid Lu Yanzhou informed me that I was fired yet?!"
As soon as the words fell——
Something suddenly fell on Shi Lele's forehead, and a mechanical sound suddenly rang in her head, leaving her stunned.
[Congratulations to the host for achieving the 'Expel the White Lotus' achievement. The system has been activated. Please continue to work hard and complete the 'Waiting for the Heroine' mission before you can return to the original world.]
Shi Lele sat up, pinching the thing on his face.
A furry, round little hamster squatted in the palm of her hand, looking at her with a pair of black bean-sized eyes.
【Hi~baby】
Shi Lele poked its butt with a surprised expression: "Are you the system?"
I've been here for two years, and you're just showing up now! ! ?
As if seeing the complaint in her expression, the little hamster scratched his ears embarrassedly.
[It is like this. After screening many book travelers, we found that your conditions are the most suitable, so we are now appearing in front of you, my dear host.]
At that time, I noticed the key words.
"Book?"
Knowing that his role had come, the little hamster sat down on her palm and began to explain to her: [The full name of this system is 'I am a brick in the world of romance, I will be moved wherever I am needed' system. You are currently in one of the worlds among thousands of novels.]
[Due to an accident, the previous butler did not live to see the hero reach adulthood and meet the heroine, so those key lines were not triggered, so you are needed to fill his position]
Shi Lele raised an eyebrow.
"What line?"
[I haven’t seen the young master smile so happily in a long time]
[The young master brings a woman home for the first time]
[I've never seen the young master so attentive to a woman]
Shi Lele: “………”
I felt like a doctor friend would show up and yell at me in the next second, "Why did you call me here in the middle of the night?"
"Wait...you mean I have to stay here now and can't leave??"
She suddenly realized.
The little hamster nodded: [Yes, yes]
At this time, I recalled what I had done.
My heart skipped a beat.
It's over.
Seeing Shi Lele becoming obviously distracted, the little hamster twisted its butt uneasily.
I couldn't help but remind you.
[Host, according to convention, shouldn't you give me a name? 】
With a look of death on his face, Shi Lele said with a hollow look in his eyes: "Wan Wan."
The little hamster clapped his paws excitedly.
So cute! ?
Defeat 99% of the systems in the world!
The little hamster with a cute name asked happily: [Which pill? 】
Shi Le Le: "The testicles."
Marumaru: "......"
Someone, I want to call the police.
Just as it was about to protest, there was a knock on Shi Lele's door.
She stood up with a somersault.
At the same time, Bai Liye was lying in the ambulance, her face pale.
It's over. Instead of getting rich, I got shit. I can't even imagine what nickname the Lu family will give me behind my back.
...
Shi Lele stood up and opened the door. The moment he met the eyes of the person outside the door, he took the initiative to ask: "Are you looking for me because of Sister Lashi?"