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[Male lead who is outwardly aloof and gentlemanly but inwardly a吐槽 (complainer) x Female lead who is outwardly expressionless and beautiful but actua...
Volume 1 This is Chapter 6
When Shi Lele's words "No salary" were written in disarray by the wind, only Wanwan poked her wet head out of her raincoat pocket: "Ah! Host! What the male protagonist means is that you can stay! ! 】
He just mentioned the words "responsibilities of a personal servant", doesn't that mean Shi Lele can continue to serve in that role?
Shi Lele was holding a basket of leeks, and his non-existent testicles were aching slightly.
Someone come hug me, I'm about to break.
[It would be better to fire me…]
Wanwan ruthlessly exposed her: [If I fire you, you will be out of work. Without a job, you will have no salary. What will you do if you have no money? 】
Shi Lele stood up with the basket on his shoulder, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his expression was unpredictable: [Who said I have no money? Really wealthy people don’t show off their wealth, like me…】
Maruwan was stunned.
Come to think of it, the previous butler was at least Shi Lele's grandfather. He had worked in the Lu family for so many years, and it was possible that he had really left some huge inheritance for Shi Lele.
[Two kidneys start at 1.8 million. When did I ever take them out to show off? 】
Maru: […You should continue to hide.]
Shi Lele was carrying the leeks back home. When she was taking off her raincoat under the eaves, she met the gardener who had led her there.
The gardener glanced at the leeks at her feet, with obvious sarcasm on his old face.
"Picking leeks, huh?"
Shi La La seemed to have just noticed him and slowly cast a glance over at him.
"without."
Glancing at the leeks in her hand, the old gardener looked puzzled.
Shi Lele: "I'm digging a grave for you."
Old gardener: “…”
His face turned pale and blue, and he was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe.
"Bah, you little white face who sells your ass, don't think you can step on our heads just because you climbed into the bed of the master of the house, you must have some dirty disease."
The old gardener's face, which had been quite kind before, became distorted and filled with foul language. He took advantage of the fact that no one was pointing fingers at him and started to curse Shi Lele's nose.
Pay attention to key words.
'Because there's no one here'
Shi Lele sighed: "It was really because Wu Zetian became a widow that I lost Li Zhi."
Since she came into this world, she has been suppressing her nature, acting as a cross-dressing man with expressionless face according to the original owner's personality.
Now……
He slapped the gardener's old face!
The old man's dentures flew out and fell into the wet mud outside.
The old man raised his head slowly, his face full of disbelief.
"I'm out of money, give me some coins, old Deng."
He flexed his wrist and bared his teeth at him.
It's the lower teeth that are showing.
gardener:"………"
"Are you...crazy!?"
The old gardener who had lost his dentures spoke vaguely. He was completely dumbfounded. He never thought that the man whom he regarded as a rabbit would dare to hit him.
As soon as he finished speaking, another slap came over him.
This time, the old gardener's wig was successfully thrown away.
Wanwan's comment: [There were a lot of equipment dropped, but no gold coins]
Looking at the old man kneeling on the ground with swollen faces on both sides, Shi Lele smiled in front of people for the first time.
"Don't tell me about respecting the elderly."
"When I get mad, I'll even have sex with old men."
The little servant, who was already handsome, had now turned into a demon in the eyes of the old gardener.
“You…you…”
He dragged his body backwards with fear on his face.
Shi Le raised his eyebrows: "Who are you looking down on?"
"Kawaii 1 is also 1."
Then he reached out his hand impatiently.
"Hurry up, either the gold coins explode or the asshole explodes."
The old gardener squeezed his buttocks with trembling lips.
Beast...beast! ! !
Looking at the old man's back as he limped away from the scene, Shi Lele looked at the wallet in his hand and smiled with satisfaction.
[Look, testicles, I'm rich now]
Maru: […If I remember correctly, my name seems to be Maru]
Take out all the cash in it, throw the wallet away, and shrug nonchalantly: [Your last name is Testis]
Marumaru: […………]
Is it too late to change the host now?
Obviously, it's too late.
Rubbing his face, Shi Lele returned to his expressionless state, carrying his small basket and preparing to go to the servants' kitchen to make buns.
Wanwan couldn't help but ask: [Don't we need to worry about that old man anymore? What if he complains?
Shi Lele shook his head: [He won’t. The old man thought I would definitely be expelled at first, so he fearlessly plucked all the flowers planted by Lu Yanzhou. When he knew I was fine, this matter became a handle. After all, he plucked the flowers himself, not me.]
Only then did Maru feel relieved.
The personal valet is of a relatively high level and can live in a separate room with a shower room. Although the area is not big enough and you still need to go to the public toilet when you want to use the toilet, I am very satisfied with it.
After taking a shower and changing into clean clothes, she prepared to go to the toilet before kneading the dough that had already risen.
The floor where the male servants live has a special small kitchen where they can cook their own meals. However, the Lu family chef is a very good cook, so most men are reluctant to enter the kitchen.
Now it was raining and Lu Yanzhou was back. Most of the servants were busy, so Shi was the only one who was free.
Who would have thought that not long after she entered the bathroom, she met an unexpected person.
The young man, who had changed into a light brown wool sweater, stood outside the door at some point. His appearance brightened the dim surroundings.
Under Shi La La's astonished gaze, Lu Yanzhou walked in.
Time is up:?
[What are you doing here?] ? ? ? 】
Lu Yanzhou met the little servant's gaze calmly.
He just couldn't figure it out.
How the little servant said he was small with this thin dog look.
So just come and see it for yourself.
Walking to the toilet, Lu Yanzhou looked at Shi Lele who was still standing there in a daze.
"Don't you want to come over?"
Shi Le Le: “I pooped.”
After saying that, she walked towards the compartment inside.
[I declined. Who wants to pee with you?]
[He looks like a normal person, but why does he feel a little bit abnormal? Who would go to the servants' floor to pee?]
Lu Yanzhou, who just wanted to save his male dignity but was misunderstood as a pervert: "…"
When she came out, she didn't see Lu Yanzhou. She thought he had left and walked towards the kitchen with satisfaction.
Then……
She saw Lu Yanzhou again.
Lu Yanzhou was sitting on a high chair, looking down at the basin where the dough was rising. He seemed curious, but because of his own upbringing, he did not touch other people's things and just watched quietly.
It was time I couldn't bear it any longer.
"Master... aren't you busy?"
[Aren’t the academic pressures on students at Saint Dun College very high? ! ? What are you running over here for! ! ? How can I eat buns stuffed with leeks if you do this! ! ! 】
Lu Yanzhou seemed to be in a good mood.
The slender fingers poked the iron basin and said in a gentle voice: "Don't be busy. The paper assigned by the teacher is very simple."
Shi Lele couldn't help but ask: "Can I test you?"
Seeing her serious expression, Lu Yanzhou couldn't help but become interested and nodded slightly.
"Please make a sentence using the words eldest, second, third, fourth, and fifth."
Lu Yanzhou blinked slowly.
Before he could speak, Shi Lele said quickly: "Time's up."
"The correct answer is——"
"The fifth child told the fourth child that the third child's second child was the eldest."
Lu Yanzhou: “……?”