Question: How does it feel to have Emperor Wu of Han as your father and Chen Ajiao as your mother?
Liu Tan: Thank you for the invitation. I'm in the Han dynasty, just stepped out of a...
The only feeling Liu Tan had when he woke up was a headache!
It felt like there was a small hammer hitting his head non-stop, and the pain was so severe that he wanted to bang his head against the wall.
He couldn't help but raised his hand and patted his forehead.
Just at this moment he heard a very clear and pleasant voice shouting something.
Liu Tan covered his head and couldn't help muttering, "Who is this? He must have become stupid from studying professional courses. He even speaks classical Chinese in the dormitory."
He also thought about it and thought, "Hmm, this accent is from the Qin and Han dynasties, right? No...it should be the early Han Dynasty."
When he thought of this, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. The voice just now was obviously a girl. How could a girl appear in their dormitory?
When Liu Tan thought of this, he couldn't help but sit up with a start, and wanted to ask which animal brought his girlfriend back to the dormitory.
As a result, he just sat up when his eyes blurred and a figure rushed over and hugged his head directly. Not only did he hug him, but he also pressed his head into his arms tightly.
Liu Tan was going crazy. He already had a headache, and then the very strange smell from this person, which was hard to tell whether it was fragrant or smelly, almost made him pass away.
The most important thing is that he seemed to feel a soft part that does not belong to men, which is even more tricky. I wonder if he is allergic to girls?
Liu Tan struggled and asked, "Who are you? Why are you so wicked?"
Then he heard the sobbing reply: "Why are you talking nonsense again?"
Liu Tan's mouth twitched.
Which classmate was so lost in class and so immersed in the role?
No, judging from the voice, it doesn’t seem like she’s a female classmate, but at least an old lady.
Bewildered, he casually asked again in ancient Chinese: "Who are you?"
The woman cried even harder: "I am your mother, son, don't you even recognize your mother?"
Liu Tan: ???
Why is there a curse word in it? This aunt is quite fashionable. Did she come from the Zaun stage?
He hadn't struggled to get out yet. He didn't know if it was because he was hungover and had no strength or because the aunt was too strong. After struggling for a long time without any success, he got angry and retorted on the spot: "I'm still your father!"
After he said this, the aunt finally let him go.
At this time, Liu Tan was also prepared for defense. Generally speaking, when the aunts cannot win the scolding, they will probably resort to violence.
Putting aside the issue of respecting the elderly and loving the young involved in not fighting back, although I don’t want to admit it, generally speaking, the aunties who can talk about Zaun are not bad in fighting ability.
After letting him go, the aunt held his face in her hands and asked in shock, "Tan'er, what's wrong with you, Tan'er?"
The expression on Liu Tan's face was probably even more shocked than that of the old lady: this bun, this dress, this makeup, it all looked... a little familiar.
Doesn’t it look familiar? It’s shown in the illustration in the textbook. It’s a typical high bun and hairpin hairstyle from the early Han Dynasty.
Liu Tan glanced around and found a group of little lolis and several young girls standing around. Their hairstyles were also typical high buns with flower hairpins and a few double-ring snake buns.
Add to that the antique carvings and lacquerware everywhere, and this scene... is really dizzying.
Even when Liu Tan was having a headache, he couldn't help but ponder three philosophical questions about life: Who am I? Where am I? What should I do?
Oh, now the question is what they are going to do.
After being shocked, the old lady turned to a girl dressed as a maid and said, "Go get the doctor! If he can't cure Tan'er, I'll kill him!"
Liu Tan couldn't help but shudder after hearing this. If this was acted out... wouldn't it be too similar?
The doctor came very quickly probably because his life was threatened. He didn't even sit down when he got here. He just looked at Liu Tan and asked him questions... Oh, he didn't ask any more questions because Liu Tan was already confused. He didn't want to talk at all until he couldn't figure out the current situation.
In this situation, even if we take him to the hospital, they may not be able to find anything, and the doctor will certainly not be able to find anything.
Then he saw the doctor jumping up in the room, muttering something and waving something in his hand.
After a moment's delay, he suddenly thought of a sentence in the textbook: Ancient medicine included witch doctors.
Witch doctors use witchcraft to treat diseases, and shaman dancing is one of them.
So he's... wearing it? If he's not wearing it, that doesn't explain all the shit he's going through now!
But... why did he wear it? He hasn't finished writing his thesis yet!
After all the chaos and turmoil, Liu Tan was still worried about his half-finished paper. Seeing that he hadn't improved, the doctor was afraid that the Marquis' wife would be furious, so he wiped his sweat and said, "This ceremony needs to be performed seven times, once a day. After seven days, the young Marquis will definitely recover!"
At this time, Liu Tan finally heard a more important word: Young Marquis.
This young marquis should be referring to him. By analogy, his father should be a marquis, but I don’t know what level he is.
However, no matter what level, it is certain that this body has lived a life of luxury since childhood.
Thinking of this, Liu Tan felt relieved, but also a little worried.
This body was not young. He secretly looked at himself in the bronze mirror when no one was paying attention. He was glad that bronze mirrors had already existed in the Han Dynasty and that the reflection was quite clear.
The body in the mirror looked no more than thirteen or fourteen years old, with a pair of bright black eyes that seemed to have a natural smile, and delicate facial features. Overall, he was a very handsome little boy.
To be honest, just looking at the appearance, this time travel is worth it.
However, it would have been better if I had come through this earlier. Now it is basically impossible to get away with it in front of familiar people.
He even didn't dare to speak, for fear that something might go wrong if his accent was wrong.
Of course, compared to this, he wanted to know more about why he had traveled through time and space? And...what time was it now?
Liu Tan's mind was full of random thoughts, but his body didn't take any action. Whenever there were people around, he would just sit there like a piece of wood without saying a word.
Of course, when someone was serving him, he was still very cooperative, and he was very cooperative in dressing and eating, but he just didn't communicate with anyone, as if he was an autistic child.
Not to mention, when he was lying on the recliner with a pretty young lady beside him feeding him honey water bit by bit, Liu Tan felt that he was about to be corrupted by such a life.
In the past, he always felt that it would be very inconvenient to travel back to ancient times. After all, the technology was too backward, and it was certain that food, clothing, housing and transportation would not be suitable.
However, once you really become a noble, you will find that compared with the lives of ordinary people in later generations, the lives of ancient nobles were quite enjoyable, even better than those of ordinary people in later generations.
What? No flush toilet?
You don’t have to clean the toilet, so what does it matter?
There is no toilet paper?
They all use high-quality silk fabrics.
Of course, the lack of a soft pillow is a drawback, but the quilt is soft enough, and once he gets used to it, he can make a soft pillow himself.
The only two bad things are probably diet and the internet.
However, if you live a life of having everything provided for you, these two shortcomings can be tolerated. Moreover, there were actually quite a lot of entertainment activities in ancient times. The richer you are, the less likely you are to lack fun.
Liu Tan was so hopeless that he didn't want to go back, although he knew he still had to find out what was going on.
After drinking the honey water, he closed his eyes and tried to see how he could get some information out of the maid beside him.
These maids should all be from the slave class. In this era, there is generally no need to worry about slaves betraying their masters because the punishment is very severe.
So even if these maids knew that he was not the original one, they would not expose it without solid evidence.
Even if there is evidence, they will not expose it, because if something happens to the young marquis, the first person to be judged will definitely not be him but these personal servants.
Just as Liu Tan was thinking, he suddenly heard a chaotic sound of footsteps. He opened his eyes and saw a young man standing in front of him, breathing rapidly. He said anxiously, "How are you today, brother?"
The maids saluted hurriedly and said, "Replying to Dalang, the young marquis is still in poor condition today."
Dalang looked extremely anxious. He turned around twice before angrily saying, "Why would you heal at any other time? Why at this moment? Father..."
As soon as he finished saying these two words, Liu Tan heard a burst of crying coming from the front yard, which scared him. The only thought in his mind at that time was: Is his cheap father going to die?
As it turned out, not only was his stepfather going to be gone, but his entire family was going to be gone as well.
When his stepmother, whom he had met a few times, rushed to him crying, Liu Tan was so scared that he couldn't speak. This time he was not pretending, but was really panicked.
After all, through observations over the past few days, this marquis's wife fits his definition of an aristocratic woman. She looks like a legitimate wife, but unless she encounters something related to his "illness", she is always calm and composed, speaks slowly and quietly, and her voice is not loud, and her expression is not particularly rich. Only when she encounters something related to him will she seem like a different person.
And now the Marquis's wife suddenly behaved even more exaggeratedly than before, which meant that what happened might make it impossible for her to maintain her image as a noble lady. What a big deal that would be!
The woman held his shoulders and cried, "Xiao Lang, Xiao Lang, my Li family has treated you well over the years. You must save us!"
Before Liu Tan could react, Dalang's face turned pale: "Ah... Mother... Father... He..."
The Marquis's wife cried and said, "Your father has been imprisoned. His Majesty has ordered the confiscation of his property and exile!"
Dalang's body trembled. He took two steps back and fell to the ground. He said with chattering teeth, "How...how could it be so...so serious?"
Liu Tan's eyes widened, almost stunned by this sudden news.
What's going on? He hasn't even had time to enjoy anything yet, and his entire family is going to be exiled?
The Marquis's wife held Liu Tan's hand tightly and said, "Young man, no... no, it's His Highness, His Highness... someone will come to take you back to the palace this afternoon. Please, considering how dedicated we have been to you over the years, please speak a few good words for the Marquis in front of His Majesty and Madam and plead for mercy!"
Liu Tan: ????
Wait, what did you call me?