Question: How does it feel to have Emperor Wu of Han as your father and Chen Ajiao as your mother?
Liu Tan: Thank you for the invitation. I'm in the Han dynasty, just stepped out of a...
Lu Xuan chuckled and glanced at Liu Che beside him. Seeing that Liu Che was watching the song and dance intently, he leaned over to Liu Tan and whispered in his ear, "If you want to see it, I'll dance for you."
Liu Tan felt the warm air on his ears and couldn't help but move them. A tingling sensation spread across his waist and back. He reached out and pushed Lu Xuan away with an expressionless face, "Enjoy the singing and dancing."
Lu Xuan did not resist, but while others were watching the singing and dancing, he was watching Liu Tan. Liu Tan felt his gaze from the corner of his eye and began to feel a little worried. Would this guy just rush up and dance on impulse?
Fortunately, Lu Xuan wasn't that crazy. He was just harassing Liu Tan with his eyes.
After the singing and dancing in the tavern, the audience would give some extra money as a reward if they were happy with it. The money was usually placed in a special Lotus Village pottery bowl on the food table.
Liu Tan casually placed a few five-zhu coins in the bowl when someone next to him said, "I wonder who will be lucky enough to have Hu Ji accompany him for drinks tonight."
"Anyway, it wasn't us. I heard that last time, the guy gave us a bunch of coins as a reward. Tsk tsk."
Liu Che turned to look at Liu Tan and asked, "Does the Hu Ji here also serve wine?"
Liu Tan's heart skipped a beat, but he still said, "Yes, whichever table gives the most can choose Hu Ji to accompany the wine."
Then he saw Liu Che nodded and threw a golden pill into the lotus-shaped bowl.
Liu Tan: ...
Just at this moment, the hotel waiter came to collect the money. After seeing the golden pills in the lotus bowl, he was also shocked and glanced at it hesitantly.
Anyone who works in a place like this must have eyes that are no less sharp than a piercing eye. He noticed at a glance that these people were well-dressed, but he still asked cautiously, "The small money here needs to be taken away. Are you sure?"
Liu Che looked nonchalant and said, "Take it."
The servant smiled and said, "Okay, please wait a moment."
After saying that, he turned and left.
Liu Tan heard someone say, "Hey, why did he leave? We haven't collected the money yet. I've prepared enough money today to make sure Xiu'er keeps me company for drinks."
Of course the servant didn't want money, he was looking for someone to do an appraisal!
Although gold is basically difficult to counterfeit these days, he still went to see his boss to be on the safe side.
You know, their tavern has good business because of this feature, but even so, a month's income is not worth this golden pill.
The boss was startled by the golden pill and came out to Liu Tan's table in person.
After arriving here, he looked around, and when he saw Liu Tan, he couldn't help but stare at him carefully for a long time.
Just as Liu Che was about to speak, he saw his boss kneeling on the ground: "Villain..."
Liu Tan was startled. Just as he was about to stop him, he felt a gust of wind. He looked again and saw that Lu Xuan had already reached the boss and covered his mouth, whispering, "Shut up!"
The boss was almost terrified and nodded in a daze. After Lu Xuan was sure that he really wouldn't speak, he slowly let go of him. Looking around, he found that their commotion had attracted many people's attention. He helped him up and said with a smile, "Boss, be careful, don't fall again."
However, the boss's legs were so weak that he could hardly speak. He trembled for a long time before saying, "There are private rooms upstairs. Please...please move forward."
When Liu Tan saw that he was indeed not in a suitable state to talk here, he looked at Liu Che.
In fact, he wanted to leave because he found that his father seemed to be particularly interested in Hu Ji and obviously wanted her to accompany him for drinks. As for after that, Liu Tan could no longer control himself.
No, that's not right, he said it as if he could control it now.
As a result, before he even asked to go back, Liu Che stood up and said, "Lead the way."
Liu Tan: ...Fortunately he will not return to Chang'an this year.
Liu Tan followed Liu Che. Liu Che took two steps and turned to look at Liu Tan: "Go find a place to play by yourself."
Liu Tan paused and said, "Father...Father, it's getting late. You should rest. Why don't you go back first?"
When the boss heard this, he wanted to say that there was an inn nearby for temporary accommodation, but after seeing Liu Tan looking at him coldly, he dared not say anything more.
Liu Che thought for a moment and said, "Okay."
Liu Tan finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Liu Che turn and leave. The boss beside him was really at a loss: "This...this..."
Liu Tan glanced at Wei Deng, who understood and came up to the boss and muttered a few words. The boss suddenly realized and said, "I'll send someone right away."
At this time, Liu Tan and Lu Xuan had already followed Liu Che out of the tavern.
After Liu Che got on the car, Liu Tan wanted to get on too, but Liu Che turned around and said, "Go back to your own car."
Liu Tan: ???
Just when he was wondering, he saw the tavern owner coming out with three scantily clad Hu girls.
Liu Tan turned to look at Wei Deng and asked, "What are you doing?"
Wei Deng was stunned for a moment: "Aren't these the ones?"
Liu Che said in the car: "Let them get in."
Liu Tan looked at Wei Deng and wanted to smash his head off!
However, these Hu girls are really tough. In this cold winter, they only want to cover the key parts of their bodies, and the rest of their bodies are covered with light linen. Liu Tan feels cold just looking at them.
But sympathy aside, Liu Tan was still furious after seeing the three Hu girls get on Liu Che's carriage one after another.
He glared at Weiden and turned back to his carriage.
Lu Xuan patted Wei Deng's shoulder sympathetically and boarded Liu Tan's carriage.
After entering the carriage, I saw Liu Tan sitting there angrily.
Lu Xuan had no choice but to coax her softly, "They are just a few dancers. Your Majesty may just be curious for a while."
Liu Tan looked up at Lu Xuan and wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth and said nothing.
What is there to say?
Liu Che was not a man of integrity to begin with, and the fact that he did not express any dissatisfaction for not having a beautiful woman by his side these days was already giving him enough face.
Even without these Hu concubines, there are still other beauties in the palace, and there are many newcomers every year.
Chen Ajiao has let it go, so it seems that he has no reason not to let it go.
Perhaps it was the loving father and filial son behavior he had witnessed in recent days that gave him the illusion that this was just his father.
Lu Xuan leaned over, hugged him, kissed him, and said, "Don't be unhappy. Don't you want to see me dance? I'll dance for you when we get back."
Why hasn't this meme passed yet?
Liu Tan looked at him and sneered, "Fine, if you don't jump, you're a puppy!"
Do you really think that because he didn't say anything at the time, he couldn't fight back? After all, it wasn't him who jumped, so who's afraid of who?
So, after returning to the palace, Liu Tan watched Liu Che take the Hu concubine back to the bedroom. Then, he returned to his temporary bedroom and was met with a second wave of attacks - Lu Xuan actually changed into Wusun clothes and came out to dance for him!