Question: How does it feel to have Emperor Wu of Han as your father and Chen Ajiao as your mother?
Liu Tan: Thank you for the invitation. I'm in the Han dynasty, just stepped out of a...
The Hu girl who came over was frightened by Liu Tan. She immediately fell to the ground and spoke incoherently, mixing Xiongnu and Chinese. Even gods could not understand what she was saying.
Liu Che was shocked by Liu Tan's reaction and pushed away the wine cup handed to him by Hu Ji.
Liu Tan took a deep breath and said to the Hu Ji, "This has nothing to do with you. Go down first."
The Hu girl was obviously a little scared, her body trembling and she didn't dare to move.
Liu Tan had no choice but to look up at Liu Che.
The first thing Liu Che thought when he met his gaze was: This little guy is angry.
He looked at him twice more in surprise. Liu Tan had always given him the impression that he could take everything in stride and had no worries every day. This was the first time he saw Liu Tan angry.
Liu Che raised his hand and said gently, "Everyone, leave."
Only then did the Hu girls retreat quietly.
Liu Tan straightened his clothes that had been messed up by his excessive movements. Just as he was about to sit back down, he saw Liu Che waving at him and saying, "Tan'er, come here."
Liu Tan guessed that Liu Che might want to ask what had just happened.
How could he explain his aversion to women in a more tactful way?
Because he was thinking about these things, his expression was very serious, which made Liu Che find it even more interesting.
After Liu Tan sat beside him, Liu Che asked, "Do you have any unspeakable secrets?"
Liu Tan’s mind was filled with confusion after hearing his words:??????
Although he doesn't want to be close to women, he doesn't want to be misunderstood even more.
At that moment, he wanted to say that Lu Xuan knew very well whether he had any unspeakable secrets or not. However, when he looked up and met Liu Che's narrow-minded gaze, he knew that this big pig's hoof was looking for fun again.
He snorted and said casually: "No, I am just keeping healthy."
Liu Che was really amused this time: "Why are you raising a child at such a young age?"
Liu Tan said calmly, "You have to pay attention to it when you're young, otherwise it won't be possible to make up for it when you're older. There are more ways to balance yin and yang."
Liu Che looked at his confident expression and said suspiciously, "Are you looking for an excuse?"
Liu Tan couldn't help but whisper, "This son of yours isn't an excuse. Nowadays... well, it's all like this. Some people feel they're not pure enough, so they've even written a 'Sunflower Manual'. The first page states that to practice this skill, one must first castrate oneself."
At that time, Liu Che was drinking water and was almost choked to death by Liu Tan.
Liu Tan looked at his shocked face and felt relieved.
Let you mess with me. He just warned Lu Xuan yesterday. If Lu Xuan knew about this today, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to explain himself even if he had a lot of words. By then, I'm afraid a family revolution will break out.
Liu Che looked at Liu Tan doubtfully. Liu Tan's deliberate pause just now made him think of something unspeakable.
Where else could Liu Tan be so unspeakable? Isn't that the Immortal Realm?
Liu Che couldn't help but ask, "Then... aren't all the immortals eunuchs?"
Liu Che looked incredulous, feeling that his worldview was gradually collapsing.
Oh no, I’ve been scammed!
Liu Tan quickly tried to make amends, "Of course not. I... I didn't say it was the Immortal Realm. Where in this world is there such a thing as the Immortal Realm? Anyway... from ancient times to now, only three people have practiced that technique. Everyone else thinks that self-discipline is also a form of spiritual cultivation."
Only then did Liu Che feel relieved. As for Liu Tan's statement that there was no fairy world, he thought it was just an attempt to cover up the truth.
He suddenly turned to look at Liu Tan: "Lu Xuan didn't stay overnight?"
Liu Tan was stunned for a moment before he realized that Liu Che was implicitly asking about his and Lu Xuan's nightlife.
He thought about it and always felt that something seemed wrong. Would a normal father and son discuss such things?
He coughed lightly: "We are both busy."
Liu Che understood immediately. It seemed that they really had never slept together.
At this moment, Liu Che really began to take what Liu Tan said seriously. You have to know how young Liu Tan and Lu Xuan are. They are at the age when they are full of vigor and passion. They stick together whenever they have the chance. In this situation, nothing happened. It must be related to what Liu Tan said about health preservation.
Of course, in Liu Che's case, when Liu Tan talked about health preservation, it automatically turned into longevity.
What is the purpose of health preservation? For health, to reduce the risk of illness. As for whether or not one can live longer, it is related to health preservation, but it is definitely not a big deal.
Liu Che coughed lightly and said, "Give me a copy of your health preservation method later."
Liu Tanmu was completely lost. How was he supposed to write this? Was he supposed to write about cola and goji berries? He wasn't even thirty before he traveled through time. What the hell was he supposed to do with his life?
He said awkwardly, "I... I haven't yet started practicing the health-preserving methods, so I can't remember a lot of it."
Liu Che felt a little sorry, but he didn't doubt it. After all, it was a secret to immortality and couldn't be easily passed on to others.
However, this seems to prove one thing, that his son might have been taken to the fairyland by the immortal, and no one knows why he came back.
Liu Che thought about this in his heart, but changed the subject: "Whatever you remember is what you remember. Let's put this aside for now. I heard yesterday that you shot Wu Shilu and took his golden crown. Why didn't you show it to me?"
It would have been fine if Liu Che didn't know before, but now that he knew, he couldn't help but feel a little strange. He would always show his son any good things he had first.
Wu Shilu's golden crown is so precious, and its symbolic meaning is extraordinary.
Liu Tan immediately said, "It wasn't Wu Shilu. We didn't kill Wu Shilu. He was a substitute he sent to confuse us. And it wasn't I who killed him. Lu Xuan arrived in time and shot him dead."
Liu Che asked, "Did Wu Shilu give the golden crown to his substitute?"
Liu Tan nodded, and Liu Che raised an eyebrow: "What about the golden crown?"
Liu Tan sighed: "It's back."
Liu Che's expression changed: "Hmm?"
Then he saw Liu Tan take something out of his sleeve, put it on the table and said, "I got this in exchange."
Liu Che took a closer look and narrowed his eyes: "This tiger talisman has indeed fallen into Wu Shilu's hands."
Seeing that Liu Che was a little angry, Liu Tan quickly comforted him: "Fortunately, we have got it back now. Wu Shilu's golden crown is there, waiting for us to take it. We will be able to get it one day."
Liu Che squinted at him and said, "How dare you think so."
Liu Tan said confidently: "What's the difference between a person without dreams and a salted fish!"
Liu Che was playing with the tiger talisman when he suddenly asked, "Why didn't you tell me before?"
Liu Tan was silent for a moment before he said, "I wanted to say that, but you've been in a good mood these days, and I didn't want to ruin your good mood."
Liu Che specially sent out the veteran general this time for safety reasons, but not only did he fail to meet expectations, he even lost the tiger talisman. Who wouldn't be angry?
After hearing this, Liu Che didn't think much about it and just said, "Tell me, how did the Xiongnu exchange the tiger talisman with you?"
Liu Tan paused before saying, "They didn't change. It's just that I haven't swallowed that breath."
He recounted the incident and finally said honestly, "I later regretted it. I should have kept the golden crown and thrown it in his face when I saw Wu Shilu again."
Liu Che laughed: "No problem, well done!"
He liked Liu Tan's personality: if you don't provoke me, nothing will happen to you, but if you provoke me, I will fight you back on the spot.
As for staying, not to mention whether I can see Wu Shilu in the future, even if I can see Wu Shilu, I have to endure this humiliation first.
Liu Tan felt relieved when he saw that Liu Che did not seem to regret that he had returned the golden crown in anger.
Liu Che put away the tiger talisman and casually asked, "What are you going to do today?"
Liu Tan said cryptically, "You spent most of the day strolling around yesterday, and I'm sure you're tired. Let me take a day off today, and I'll take you up to the city wall to see the night view."
Liu Che didn't care, he nodded and said, "Okay."
Liu Tan stood up and said, "Then I will go and take care of the students' affairs first."
Liu Che waved at him: "Business is more important, go quickly."
After Liu Tan left, Liu Che finally realized what was going on - was he thinking that Liu Tan had worked too hard last night and wanted him to rest?
After Liu Che realized what was happening, he couldn't help but laugh and curse, "Little bastard."
He was fine, he was just given a break. However, those students who felt they were about to reach the peak of their lives yesterday had a bucket of cold water poured on their heads today - except for the top three, they actually have to continue studying?