Why does this bastard lean against me when he drinks? Is he trying to commit murder by taking advantage of the alcohol?

Mud triumphs!!!

Yan Jiaoran screamed hysterically in her heart.

"My wife—"

Qin Yuan came close to Ming Zhanxue, his breath burning like fire, with a hint of alcohol, and he breathed on the side of Ming Zhanxue's neck, whispering:

"My dear, we have talked and eaten, it's time to score again—"

After saying that.

He opened his arms and pounced on him.

Yan Jiaoran turned pale and was unable to dodge, so she was held in Qin Yuan's arms.

Qin Yuan leaned over and kissed her pink forehead, eyebrows and eyelashes with his lips like raindrops, then slowly moved down, touched her delicate nose, and covered her extremely tempting diamond-shaped mouth.

The man's breath.

The sweetness of plum wine.

The delicious aroma of lamb.

The aroma of sesame paste.

All of a sudden it all exploded in her mouth and rushed into her brain.

Ming Zhanxue's heart was suddenly shaken, and a strange feeling suddenly passed through him. He closed his eyes and muttered in his heart:

It seems that it is not impossible...

Anyway, this is Ming Zhanxue, not Yan Jiaoran...

The aroma of the wine seemed to have intoxicated her.

Feeling dizzy.

His body felt light, as if he had flown into the sky and was lying on the clouds.

Yan Jiaoran felt hot all over, and one hand unconsciously moved to her waist...

After a long time, the two finally separated, and Yan Jiaoran took a few deep breaths.

He suddenly became much more awake and regained consciousness.

wrong!

Can't!

I am the emperor!

I can't become a puff!

Yan Jiaoran pushed him away, her eyes were hazy, her cheeks were burning red, and she was gasping for breath.

Under the dim light, her snow-white skin was shimmering with a pink sheen, and she was so beautiful that she looked like a fairy who had fallen into the mortal world.

"Madam, what's wrong with you?" Qin Yuan looked at Yan Jiaoran blankly, very surprised.

Yan Jiaoran's face flushed and her mind was racing to think of an excuse.

Menstruation?

No, I used it last time.

Want to sleep?

She doesn't need to do anything about this...

At the critical moment, Yan Jiaoran suddenly had an idea and whispered, "I'm not full yet. Wait until I'm full, then..."

"Oooooh."

Qin Yuan slapped his head and suddenly realized, "That's right, it's all my fault. My wife didn't eat much, so how could she be so full?"

"My dear, please wait a moment. I will ask the kitchen to cut some more beef and bring it up."

"Beef...beef?"

Yan Jiaoran had just breathed a sigh of relief when her blood pressure started rising again.

According to the laws of the Great Zhou Dynasty, anyone who privately slaughters oxen for farming will be killed without mercy.

Even she, the emperor, didn't dare to eat beef.

Otherwise, he will be impeached by the censors.

This bastard actually dared to defy the law in front of her, the emperor!

Qin Yuan chuckled softly and said, "Yes, my lady, you forgot that all the cows in our farm are sick."

"Every day they're either hanging themselves, banging their heads against trees, or jumping into the river. It's like a haunted place, going crazy all day long."

"There's nothing I can do about it. I can't let such good beef go to waste. That would be a complete waste of natural resources. I'd be sorry for the people of the Great Zhou, and I'd be sorry for Your Majesty!"

"So, as citizens of the Great Zhou, it is our unshirkable mission to eliminate the sick cattle and enforce justice on behalf of Heaven."

Is this okay?

Such a weird reason.

I don't believe you at all, you bastard are so bad.

Yan Jiaoran was stunned. How thick-skinned must this guy be to be able to say such a thing with such righteousness and confidence...

Soon, Qin Yuan came back with a large plate of beef.

A huge stone in my heart fell to the ground.

Yan Jiaoran was naturally very hungry and had a great appetite. She didn't hesitate and worked hard to finish the beef and mutton in front of her, while also toasting Qin Yuan.

Her movements were very slow.

Chew slowly.

It's like chewing every piece of meat thoroughly and drinking every glass of wine to taste the flavors of life.

Obviously.

Yan Jiaoran has made up her mind to delay time until her body is restored.

Drinking and drinking.

Qin Yuan stood up again, sat down on the edge of the bed, picked up one of her soft hands and rubbed it gently on the side of his face, then opened his lips and kissed the onion-like finger, his eyes full of tenderness.

Yan Jiaoran: “…”

Qin Yuan, this bastard, just drank a few sips of wine and he started touching me again?

You should be grateful if you eat someone else's food.

Anyway, Qin Yuan did not make any move to push his luck further.

Yan Jiaoran had no choice but to bite her lip and endure it, letting him do what he wanted.

Even, unconsciously, a strange expectation rose in her heart...

"Come, have another drink..."

Yan Jiaoran picked up another glass of wine and handed it to Qin Yuan beside her.

She drank like crazy, trying to get Qin Yuan drunk.

“Drink…drink…”

Qin Yuan was drunk and dizzy, his mind was a little unclear. He staggered and took the glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp.

soon.

Qin Yuan fell on the bed and seemed to have fallen asleep...

"Hey, are you asleep?" Yan Jiaoran reached out and pushed Qin Yuan, only to find that Qin Yuan didn't move and was indeed asleep.

"call--"

Yan Jiaoran breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally got this bastard drunk.

Want to sleep with me?

You're 20,000 years too early.

Yan Jiaoran felt relieved and climbed onto the bed quietly. She wrapped herself tightly in the quilt and lay sideways, looking at Qin Yuan beside her.

"To be honest, even though you, this bastard, slanders me all day long and insults me, and you look ordinary, very ordinary, but—"

"It seems quite attractive. The way it sleeps peacefully is really nice."

then.

Yan Jiaoran moved a little, so that she and Qin Yuan could lie down side by side. She tilted her head slightly, looking at Qin Yuan's face, listening to the cicadas outside, and her heart was unprecedentedly calm.

Even when he was cultivating immortality before, he had never entered such a state of emptiness and tranquility.

"It feels good to switch bodies with Ming Zhanxue occasionally."

"It's so peaceful lying next to you, a bastard."

Yan Jiaoran sighed, and quietly stretched out her jade-like fingertips and gently stroked Qin Yuan's face.

"Looking at it this way, you're quite handsome."

"I can't help but want to send you to the palace and make you my queen."

"When the time comes, I will give you all the power. You will be in the harem, ruling from behind the scenes. This will be a great opportunity to put your knowledge to good use."

"As for me, I just want to be quiet and do nothing, and cultivate the immortal with peace of mind."

"As for your delicate little lady, bring her into the palace as well and make her a bed warmer."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks pretty good..."

"Bah, bah, bah, Yan Jiaoran, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"You are the Queen of the Great Zhou Dynasty. How could you fall for a beauty trap?"

"Are you ashamed?"

Yan Jiaoran scolded herself a few times, quickly withdrew her hand, and lay down on the bed obediently.

Slowly close your eyes...

The first time, I slept in the same bed with Qin Yuan.

The second time they hugged and kissed each other, and were very affectionate. Now, she even had the idea of ​​forcibly seizing the man.

The third time...

Yan Jiaoran didn't dare to think about it anymore.