Qin Yuan was the top scholar in the imperial examination, but the female emperor was a昏君 (enlightened monarch in reverse, meaning a foolish ruler). He had no choice but to idle away his days, his b...
When did this stupid woman who only knew how to cultivate immortality and whimper become so eloquent?
I just sneaked back home for a few days.
This stupid woman actually broke everything down into pieces from the perspectives of family, country, and the world, and criticized me over and over again for half an hour without saying a single word seriously.
Absolutely, absolutely amazing!
Qin Yuan was almost driven crazy by this nagging woman.
Finally, I caught the opportunity and quickly interrupted to change the subject, saying, "Why are you here?"
However, Yan Jiaoran had just exerted too much force and had not yet recovered, so she was still gasping for breath.
See this.
Murong Yanran couldn't hold it in any longer and kept giggling.
Laughing so hard that the whole body shook.
Yan Jiaoran's eyebrows immediately raised, her pretty eyes turned cold, she turned around and glared at Murong Yanran fiercely.
Murong Yanran quickly stopped laughing and acted as Yan Jiaoran's mouthpiece before asking, "Qin Yuan, everything is done. What's next?"
"What are you going to do next?"
Qin Yuan spread his hands, shrugged, and said lightly: "No more."
"No more? No follow-up plans?"
"Is this the end of your plan?"
Murong Yanran looked at Qin Yuan in surprise.
Yan Jiaoran seemed to have recovered and said coquettishly, "Yanran, do you believe him?"
"It's obvious that he doesn't want to say it."
"This bastard is full of evil!"
Qin Yuan gave Yan Jiaoran a blank look, slightly dissatisfied.
We can still be good friends even if we don’t say it out loud!
Murong Yanran fanned the flames and said, "Your Majesty, since he's unwilling to speak, why don't we go back first?"
Yan Jiaoran raised her eyebrows and said angrily, "No!"
"Since we're here, how can we go back empty-handed?"
He immediately took a deep breath and prepared to launch the next round of attack and criticism.
Qin Yuan sensed the danger and took the initiative, saying, "You guys, just watch patiently. It will be meaningless if you tell it out loud."
This was not the answer Yan Jiaoran wanted, so she said softly, "Qin Yuan!"
"Yanran and I are cooperating with you like this, how can you still hide your secrets?"
"I, the dignified Emperor of the Great Zhou, have not only lost face three times, but also personally went to invite you and stood at the door waiting for an hour in public. I have lost all my face!"
"Don't you feel guilty? Can't you make up for it to me and Yanran?"
Qin Yuan looked at Murong Yanran with a smile. He was very interested in compensating Murong Yanran!
Yan Jiaoran understood Qin Yuan's expression, and turned her body slightly to completely cover Murong Yanran. She grumbled and said dissatisfiedly:
"I am the Son of Heaven, the great Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty!"
"I don't want to save face!"
Qin Yuan rolled his eyes at her and said, "You still know that you are the emperor!"
In this world, there is no emperor who would visit his subjects' homes every few days.
Doesn’t your conscience hurt?
Schrödinger's emperor, right?
When needed, he is the Emperor of Zhou; when not needed, he is just a stupid woman?
Qin Yuan's mouth twitched, and he shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, now that the Kong Party and the Yang Party have been eradicated, won't you have the final say in the vast court and the vast Great Zhou?"
"By then, Your Majesty will hold great power and be able to get whatever you want in the Great Zhou. Wouldn't that be wonderful?"
Yan Jiaoran sat down on the bed, leaning against Qin Yuan, and said jokingly, "I dare not. If Lord Qin were to mess with Li Ritian again, I wouldn't be able to bear it if Qin Ritian wrote one article."
As he spoke, his eyes gradually turned red and he moved towards Qin Yuan's position.
Hello, hey, hey!
You are the Son of Heaven, you are the Son of Heaven!
Qin Yuan dodged slightly, moving away from the empress. "Your Majesty, how dare you!"
"Before, I was simply blinded by greed and accidentally posted the wrong message because my hand was shaking!"
Yan Jiaoran glanced at Murong Yanran's somewhat jealous expression, and took a big step closer to Qin Yuan. She smiled sweetly and said, "Then how do I know if your hands will shake again in the future?"
"My hands won't shake anymore!" Qin Yuan promised.
He swore to God that they were really out of stock.
If I hadn't worked hard enough when I was young, I wouldn't have been able to recall any famous poems.
"Memorial on Public Security", "On the Failure of Qin", "On the Six Kingdoms", and "Memorial on Ten Thoughts to Admonish Emperor Taizong" were the limits of what he could muster.
Then there are things like "On Horses" and "On Teachers", which are totally inappropriate!
"Zhao Ritian"'s last article was the last one he wrote after locking Chen Wujiu and Wei Wuyin in a small dark room, using sticks and modern knowledge, and forcing them to stay up for ten consecutive nights with threats and inducements. He then polished it a little before completing this final work.
"All right."
Yan Jiaoran glanced at Qin Yuan and said with a smile:
"Then I will trust you for once."
"But—"
Yan Jiaoran suddenly changed the subject, "I am the great Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. I went to see your man in person and listened to his nonsense for an hour. How many important matters of the court were delayed..."
"Your Majesty, this is an old minister who is devoted to serving his country!"
Qin Yuan said excitedly: "Such a loyal and patriotic old minister, I don't know how many valuable words of advice he will say in this hour!"
Yan Jiaoran squinted at Qin Yuan, pondered for a moment, and asked, "You bastard, do you really not know, or are you pretending to be stupid again?"
"What good advice!"
"However, it's just empty talk and nonsense from some people who just repeat what others say. They never actually do anything. It's really boring!"
"Well……"
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