Qin Yuan was the top scholar in the imperial examination, but the female emperor was a昏君 (enlightened monarch in reverse, meaning a foolish ruler). He had no choice but to idle away his days, h...
"ah?"
Qin Yuan was stunned at first, then quickly came to his senses and said in a muffled voice: "Are you kidding me?"
With a "hiss".
Yan Jiaoran couldn't hold back any longer and immediately burst into laughter.
She laughed so hard that she fell forward and backward, covering her face with her hands, and her fair arms, as white as snow, fluttered around.
Okay, okay, let’s play it this way, eh?
Qin Daguanren was furious. He patted Yan Jiaoran's chest and scolded her, "You tyrant, you are going too far!"
Yan Jiaoran saw Qin Yuan's angry look.
Her snow-white cheeks flushed, she wiped the corners of her eyes with her fingers, bent her waist and rubbed her belly, and smiled even more happily.
"You...you!" Mr. Qin was immediately furious.
With a loud "hiss" sound of tearing cloth, Qin Yuan tore into pieces the clothes that the female tyrant had just changed, then kicked her out of the quilt and rolled up the quilt like a dumpling.
"Stupid ruler, get out of here!"
Yan Jiaoran: “???”
Is this bastard so vicious?
Do you want to freeze me to death?
But...
She glared at him with a mixture of coquettishness and hatred, but before she could say anything, seeing Qin Yuan's expression of a resentful woman in the boudoir, she sneered, lowered her head, shook her shoulders, and laughed so hard that her body shook.
Fun.
It's so fun.
How come this dog man is so cute?
no.
I can't live without laughing...
"Stupid king, watch out!"
Mr. Qin couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out of the warm bed with pain.
He grabbed Yan Jiaoran and was determined to teach this unjust and tyrannical ruler a lesson!
"You...you're going to strangle me! It hurts...it hurts so much!"
Yan Jiaoran cried out, like a wounded animal, and the clear and melodious sound from her throat was particularly seductive.
Qin Yuan thought he was using too much force and quickly loosened his grip.
Yan Jiaoran took advantage of Qin Yuan's release and suddenly turned around and bit Qin Yuan's shoulder hard.
"Bite...bite you to death."
"I will bite you to death, you heartless dog!"
This female tyrant actually filed a complaint first!
Qin Yuan's anger grew even more intense. He threw her onto the mattress and then jumped onto the bed himself.
He raised his palm and slapped her round and firm buttocks.
There was a sharp and crisp sound, and a burning sensation on the buttocks, followed by a burst of pain.
Yan Jiaoran immediately started throwing a tantrum.
"Woo woo...you...stupid man...woo woo..."
"Even my dad...my dad never hit me!"
“Wuwuwu…it hurts so much! Wuwuwuwu…ah! It hurts…ah! Wuwuwuwu…stop hitting me…ah! Wuwuwuwuwu…”
Qin Yuan slapped her several times and said viciously, "Female tyrant, do you know your mistake?"
Yan Jiaoran's snow-white buttocks are indeed very elastic, and it feels great to fan them.
It feels so great, it's exciting.
"Wrong... what's wrong with that!" Yan Jiaoran's delicate face flushed red as she cried, "I'm not wrong."
"You bastard, you have no respect for the emperor. Are you trying to bully the emperor?"
Qin Yuan leaned close to her ear and said with a grin, "Your Majesty, not only do I want to bully you, I also want to ride you."
"Ugh!" Yan Jiaoran glared at him and spat, "I don't agree. Go away!"
"How dare you hit me!"
"More than once!"
"I'm angry!"
“Go, go, go!”
"You better leave now!"
"I don't want to see you!"
Qin Yuan bit her ear and said with a wicked smile, "Your Majesty, this is the imperial whip bestowed by the late emperor."
"It is the power bestowed upon me by the late Emperor!"
“Ah… Ugh… Ah—”
Yan Jiaoran let out a sweet cry.
What a dog man...
…
Outside the palace.
Li Yinhuan took a deep breath, and her face became even redder.
This shameless villain.
Is this a reincarnation of a pervert?
I've been busy all night last night, and you're still here?!
Don’t you really need to take a break?
Are you really not afraid of dying of exhaustion?
Will it really not deplete your Yang energy?
Are you really not going to get weak in the knees?
Since ancient times, there have been countless cases of people who, due to excessive indulgence in sexual activities, had their powers greatly improved, but then their legs and feet became weak and they capsized in the gutter.
How could such a bastard defeat me in a one-on-one fight?
Oh.
If such a bastard with lust written all over his face could win...
Where is justice?!
For all the martial artists in the world, what is the meaning of practicing martial arts?
Li Yinhuan's mouth twitched and he sneered.
…
Inside the bedroom.
Yan Jiaoran held her rosy cheek with one hand and leaned lazily on the soft couch, her cheeks becoming more and more radiant.
When you get closer, you will see that she is a natural beauty, her eyebrows seem to be able to speak, her eyes seem to be able to talk, she looks like a morning flower in the morning and like a fragrant orchid in the evening, and she has her own charming appearance from day to night.
With such a beauty, which man would not die on her belly?
Qin Yuan leaned on her chest, secretly proud.
Yan Jiaoran narrowed her beautiful eyes, leaned closer, opened her cherry lips, exhaled, and said in a trembling voice:
"Dog man, do you like boys or girls?"
"I like them all. I always treat them equally." Qin Yuan replied.
Yan Jiaoran smiled gently and said softly, "Then I like boys."
"Why? Do you hope that he will inherit the Great Zhou? Isn't it the same for girls?"
Qin Yuan frowned and said in a muffled voice.
I didn't expect that this stupid woman is a person who favors boys over girls.
well.
After all, we cannot escape the limitations of thinking and history.
Qin Yuan was quite emotional.
Yan Jiaoran sneered, "What are you thinking about..."
"I am not someone who is so bound by conventional etiquette."
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