I'm Just a Minor Celebrity, It's Reasonable for Me to Know Some Metaphysics

Master Celestial Jiang Si transmigrated into a book and became an 18th-tier, internet-hated celebrity. In the book, Jiang Si had offended the original heroine, Xiang Zhiyi, leading to widespread ru...

Chapter 5: You can't exactly do the splits in public, can you?

This is just a rumor, not necessarily true. It's said that Jiang Si orchestrated this whole thing herself.

The original poster said: "A friend of mine works in the police station. He said this case is very strange. The suspect was just released from prison. Who commits a crime immediately after being released? Is prison food too delicious and he still thinking about it? Reasonable suspicion means he's being paid to do something."

The suspect is 1.8 meters tall, and given his regular prison lifestyle, he's incredibly muscular. We all know Jiang Si isn't short, but we've seen her in acting leaks and dancing on variety shows—she's completely uncoordinated, and she's terrible at competitive games. So the question is, how did she manage to defeat a 1.8-meter-tall, muscular man? Even my buddy wouldn't dare to easily attack him without a weapon.

Another doctor jumped in and said that the fruit knife went through the palm and stuck in the ground, which means that we have all studied physics and that the action of force is relative. How much strength did Jiang Si have to do that?

Does he know how hard a person's bones are?

It can only be said that Jiang Si went to great lengths to clear her name, ignoring the laws of physics.

Forum users are all ruthless bystanders; upon seeing such meticulous speculation, they instantly believed it.

That's right, who hasn't seen Jiang Si's figure that could be blown away by a gust of wind? And yet she still dares to be a hero, even using a knife to pin someone to the ground. It's something that even an uncle can tolerate, but an aunt can't.

The post quickly gained immense popularity.

1L: That's right, I also have my doubts. It's true that Jiang Si doesn't seem like someone with that kind of skill.

2L: And let's not forget Jiang Si's wire-work video that was ridiculed all over the internet. She couldn't even get up there, so she just spun around in the air. Is that even possible?

3L: There are so many talented and beautiful young actresses waiting to be nurtured. If you, the sugar daddy, see this, you should really find someone else. It's really not worth hanging on to her!

4L: Well, let me make a bold guess. Jiang Si hasn't been in the news for a while. Could it be that she's been whispering sweet nothings in the ear of some big shot? After all, she's still pretty.

5L: You're so bold, I believe you!

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The post was very popular and was quickly moved to Weibo.

Jiang Si quickly became a trending topic on social media in a new way.

#JiangSiDirectedAndActed# quickly climbed to the top spot, followed closely by another familiar hashtag #JiangSiGetOutOfTheEntertainmentIndustry#. This hashtag is like a woman's period, it comes once a month.

Regardless of whether there is video footage of her act of bravery, even if there is, it would be difficult for the authorities to issue a certificate for an entertainment star.

Besides, that place was dark and gloomy, a demolition area waiting to be demolished and rebuilt, so there was no way there could be surveillance.

The real-time comment sections for both entries were rife with heated discussions, with trolls stirring up trouble and some netizens with simple values ​​launching passionate attacks.

[Using people's sympathy to whitewash herself, Jiang Si is disgusting.]

【roll! 】

[Isn't what she did illegal? She should really go to jail, right?]

Congratulations on receiving a silver bracelet, a stylish uniform, and free meals!

[@PinghuPolice Case Update: Stop Playing Dead, How Much Money Did Jiang Si's Sugar Daddy Give Her?]

[Can Jiang Si just die?!]

[Ban this immediately, it's disgusting every time I see it.]

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In this situation, even if the person involved wants to clarify, it will only be seen as another performance, and she herself will be criticized.

Moreover, no one would read such a clarification; it would be immediately drowned out by the numerous comments.

This morning, Bai Feifei, who had recovered her spirits, was so distressed to see her savior being slandered like this that she wanted to cry, but to no avail.

The turn of events was so swift that it was completely unexpected, at least to Jiang Si herself.

One second she was slapping netizens in the face, the next she became an utterly wicked instigator.

Looking at Xiang Zhiyi's face, she was trying to figure out why she, who should have been just another face in the crowd in the entertainment industry, could become so popular. Before she could figure it out, she was suddenly overwhelmed by a flood of information.

Jiang Si remained unmoved by these comments.

Even a fool would know that someone is up to no good in this situation.

Jiang Si lightly tapped the phone screen with her slender fingers, curled her lips into a cold snort, and thought, "So afraid of her? I'll have to destroy her and ruin her reputation."

It's a pity she won't let these wishes come true.

It's not that netizens lack the ability to distinguish right from wrong. In the past, Jiang Si was indeed someone who wasn't very agile in the public eye, so it's quite difficult to believe that someone like that could act bravely and righteously.

Jiang Si had no intention of arguing with these people. She put down her phone, feeling that things couldn't go on like this and she had to find a way out, but she didn't have one for the time being. She couldn't very well ask him to do a split in public or put on a show, could she?

However, there's plenty of time, so she wasn't in a hurry. She just hadn't expected the reversals to happen so quickly.

She put down her phone and spent most of the day slumped in bed, only going out to find food in the afternoon when the sun wasn't so strong.

According to netizens, there is a shop nearby with exceptional taste and booming business, so cool that it does not accept delivery.

As Jiang Si went downstairs, a wave of heat hit her face, and she also sensed something strange in the air.

As a Taoist priest, Jiang Si had an amazing intuition.

She glanced back at the neighborhood bathed in the setting sun, wondering if something was about to happen.

But everywhere was peaceful and serene. In the open space downstairs, the community was holding a free haircut event for the elderly. The old man was happy to save ten yuan and even urged the person in front to hurry up because he had to go back to cook for his grandson.

Jiang Si shook her head; she must be overthinking it.

Step into the shop and enjoy a satisfying bowl of the most distinctive local noodles.

After leisurely finishing my meal and returning, I had just reached the entrance of the residential area when I saw people hurrying in one direction, anxiously saying, "There's a fire at Teacher Deng's place! Quick, hurry!"

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