Master Celestial Jiang Si transmigrated into a book and became an 18th-tier, internet-hated celebrity. In the book, Jiang Si had offended the original heroine, Xiang Zhiyi, leading to widespread ru...
As soon as Qi Yan got home from school, he asked Jiang Si and Han Yunluo about their audition.
She Zhang, engrossed in his game console, said without turning his head, "What's your rush? Master Han is so amazing, how could he not get the job?"
As a young person with severe internet addiction, I couldn't help but pay attention when I heard that this move was related to turning a small house into a large villa.
This place is too small now; if he reveals his true form, he could take up half the living room.
He was afraid of scaring people if he went out, or accidentally being caught and taken to the zoo. He didn't want to become a monkey and be stared at.
"Isn't this just me being concerned?" Qi Yan exclaimed.
Of course, the most important thing is the villa.
A big villa with a garden—you can have as much fun as you want!
Jiang Si stopped her attack on the balcony and looked at the two figures, one big and one small, her forehead twitching.
At least Qi Yan has a school to attend, while She Zhang just spends all his time lounging on the sofa playing video games. Luckily, he's a soft-bodied person and won't get cervical spondylosis.
Going to school, where tall, strong people start with pinyin, is terrifying to even think about.
If we rush back, our families will be destroyed again, and we don't know how a juvenile snake will survive.
Jiang Si narrowed her eyes as she looked at She Zhang. She Zhang, who was playing a game, suddenly felt a deep chill, but that didn't stop him from continuing to operate the tablet with his fingers flying across the screen.
Qi Yan was much more obedient, but to an absurd degree.
His homeroom teacher praised him for his talent, especially in sports. He was a dark horse, and even if he didn't meet the academic requirements, becoming a sports school student would definitely not be a problem. He might even win glory for the country and compete in the Olympics. The teacher even advised Jiang Si to send him to track and field school directly, saying he was a promising talent.
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Si looked at Qi Yan with a sinister gaze, "You'd better rein in your unique talent as a demon, or don't say you know me when you're handed over to the state and cut up."
Qi Yan shuddered, shedding his unrestrained personality and becoming a well-behaved athlete who excelled academically.
When the doorbell rang, Qi Yan leaped to the door. "It must be Master Han returning."
The door opened, and standing outside were Guan Qingchen and Han Yunluo.
The two have now progressed to the point where they can take each other home, which is somewhat comforting for Jiang Si.
Guan Qingchen had been a great help, so Qi Yan immediately fawned over him, brewing him tea with a smile as bright as a flower on her fair face.
She Zhang finally put down the game and looked at him intently.
Guan Qingchen couldn't help but sigh that everyone in Master Jiang's family was so good-looking, and thankfully each of them had their own unique charm.
He was glad that he was good-looking, so he didn't feel ashamed of himself.
He found it somewhat amusing: "What, you don't have confidence in her?"
Qi Yan said, "I bet she got the job. My sister Han is so amazing."
"Yes, it's finalized," Guan Qingchen said. "I'll send you the script later, and filming will probably start soon."
The scene that Han Yunluo drew during her audition was something he and Han Yunluo had never discussed; it was entirely improvised.
His performance during the audition not only amazed him, but also moved Director Zheng.
The play mainly tells the story of the female lead shedding a tear in the face of the mortal world at the end.
There were no lines; the script contained only one sentence: Beneath the calm lay a deep compassion for humanity.
The most difficult role to play is one without dialogue. Dialogue can at least convey some emotion, but without a single line, it's practically hellish.
But no one present knew that Han Yunluo had a bug; she often did this kind of thing.
As a disciple of a disciple of Ksitigarbha, she has no shortage of this kind of experience.
That lowered head and tearful eyes seemed to truly reveal a Buddha-like compassion that transcends human nature.
Director Zheng immediately decided to cast Han Yunluo.
Guan Qingchen gave them some instructions on what to pay attention to when entering the play.
"Was it filmed in a very far place?" Jiang Si asked.
"There are several filming locations, the furthest being deep in the desert." As a large-scale production, many scenes were filmed on location, avoiding studio shooting whenever possible.
Jiang Si looked at the two younger ones with concern.
Qi Yan raised his hand and swore: "I will definitely study hard, and you guys will work hard to make money."
With the villa right in front of him, he'd be willing to get into Tsinghua University.
She Zhang looked at this person, then at that person, and raised his hand: "I'll stay at home and not go out."
This is what Jiang Si is worried about.
It's not a good thing for a juvenile snake to be addicted to online games every day. Many people have done stupid things because of addiction, let alone She Zhang, a snake with magical powers.
One snake of his can be as destructive as dozens of people.
If he were to cause a major disaster one day, it might even implicate her.
Jiang Si asked, "Are there any openings in the production crew?"
Guan Qingchen: "???"
Previously, when I was introducing Meng Hu to a job, I thought that he had neither education nor experience, so it would be difficult for him to find a decent job. Coincidentally, the film crew was about to start production and needed a lot of people, so I introduced Meng Hu to the job.
Guan Qingchen sincerely offered his advice: "Master Jiang, is there anyone else in your family who needs to work?"
Jiang Si pointed to She Zhang.
She Zhang pointed at himself: "Me???"
"I'm still a juvenile snake!" It's illegal for minors to work!
Guan Qingfa selectively omitted the word "snake," not daring to think about it further: "Hiring child labor is indeed not a good thing."
"Either go to school with Qi Yan, or come with me to the film crew. You can choose one," Jiang Si said softly.
Guan Qingchen remained silent.
Although She Zhang and Qi Yan are vastly different in size, they are actually close in age within their race, and his tall stature is merely a racial advantage.
He often made fun of Qi Yan, and every time Qi Yan came back, he would say, "Oh, the elementary school student is back?" which would make Qi Yan turn back into a mouse and scratch him every time.
Asking him to be a primary school student now is absolutely impossible.
Under the eaves, She Zhangren reluctantly said, "Okay, I'll go to the film crew."
Jiang Si patted his head. "Good boy."
Guan Qingchen thought and thought, but still asked, "Did you just say 'minor' and 'snake'? Did I hear wrong?" He hoped he had misheard, but he had to be responsible to the crew.
I'm so tired.
It's not easy to pursue someone.
Han Yunluo: "She Zhang is a golden python, didn't we tell you?"
Guan Qingchen was inexplicably filled with grief and indignation: "You didn't!"
She Zhang clicked his tongue. "Haven't you seen me before? I remember you."
Guan Qingchen was certain that, apart from the one that darted out and bit Xiang Zhiyi, he had never seen a golden python.
She Zhang nodded: "Yes, that was the time."
Guan Qingchen remained calm. "I see. That's good. We're old acquaintances."
Old acquaintance my foot!
As he was leaving, he forced himself to say to Jiang Si, "Master Jiang, the most important thing for us modern working people is to maintain emotional stability, don't you agree?"
“Of course.” Jiang Si was a little confused at first, but then she thought of Meng Hu and She Zhang and said, “Don’t worry, even if I’m emotionally unstable, I won’t give them any opportunity to be unstable.”
If necessary, she would rather go to jail than kill a Class I protected animal.
After all, compared to going to jail, being punished by heaven is a much greater sin.
"Then I'm relieved."