As a model youth of the new era, Lin Wan suddenly acquired a system on the night of his thirteenth birthday.
System: "Hello dear, we are the Cosmic Superstar Development System, inviting ...
In the end, Jin Tan was saved by Jin Taiqiu. When he was one step away from Min Yunqi's shoes, he was carried away by Jin Taiqiu. Jin Taiqiu scolded Jin Tan as he walked away: "Are you stupid? Can't you just agree to his words unconditionally just because he looks good? If he asked you to go, you go. What if you really get stewed? Do you think he will be sad for you? He won't. He will only sprinkle chili powder on your corpse."
Lin Wan thought seriously: "I think forget about the chili powder, the ramen seasoning packet is very suitable for stewing soup!"
Gold Carbon: ???
'I'm really going to die of laughter from these guys, hahahahahahaha'
"As expected, the most vicious thing is a woman's heart. Min Qi, remember, never mess with a woman!"
"Did you see that? Women's minds are only as big as Park Ji-yoo's little finger nail!"
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard that my neighbor called 120'
'What are you doing with the pair with thick soles, hahahahahaha?'
'Min Qi: I called the police'
'Help, why is this so funny, hahahaha'
Jin Tan didn't have the chance to pee on Min Yunqi's shoes. Instead, when they weren't paying attention, he peed on Min Yunqi's hat that he placed on the sofa in the waiting room.
However, the filming was still going on and Halsey was there, so Min Yunqi couldn't get angry. After the last day of work, Min Yunqi didn't care that the camera was still there, and he just picked up the gold tan and left.
"I'll take the gold charcoal away first!!"
The remaining few people: “Huh?”
"Brother, do I look like a villain?" Jin Nanjun shouted at Min Yunqi's arrogant back.
Jin Taiqi felt that this was not a good way to go on. "He wouldn't really go and boil some water, would he?"
Lin Wan smiled at the camera and explained, "Our Tan is a very obedient dog, and he can draw inferences from what he has learned. He probably felt that our brother Yunqi's shoes were not comfortable, so he peed in his hat."
Jin Nanjun covered his face and said, "This is such a sad story."
"So if you have any delicious cooking recipes, please leave a message on our Twitter, please!" said Kim Seok-jin.
'??? Did you really pee?'
"Well done, Jin Tan, you are worthy of it."
'Another topic about gold and carbon black has been added. Thank you for your hard work at the anti-black station.'
'Speechless, these men are trying to take advantage of our popularity. Is there anyone who can take care of it? Is it fun to cross borders and make false claims?'
'That's right, we are the Taopu of the dog world, do you PTS want to take advantage of this popularity? ? '
'#Jintan is an obedient baby# #Jintan is a kind-hearted dog# #Jintan has chocolate skin# #One hundred ways to cook Jintan# #Jintan Aobai cries# #Jintan is a filial son# #Jintan is delicious# #Jintan is the best dog with beautiful tanned body#'
'The sister who worked hard to empty the bottle in front made me laugh to death, hahahahahaha, you really tried hard'
'@Carbon, you have grown up and become a dog that dares to challenge the real power. Can you please empty the bottle yourself from now on?'
'Tan: My father is Kim Tae-kyeong, do I still need to empty the bottle myself?'
'??? Speechless, Jin Tan please walk independently and don't cling to your dad's popularity'
'? Then again, my mother is Lin Wan'
"Okay, I'll help you empty the bottle. I wish your parents a happy marriage and a son soon."
"Don't bother your parents with such a small matter. Let them continue to do it. Are all the i-tans ready to strike hard?"
On April 12th at 6 pm Korean time, BTS's new album "MAP OF THE SOUL:PERSONA" was released.
As of 0:00 on the 13th, Korean time, BTS's new album sold approximately 1,479,930 copies on the first day, breaking the initial sales record of 1,003,524 copies set by their previous album "LOVE YOURSELF 轉'Tear'".
On the 15th, US time, Billboard announced that BTS's new album "MAP OF THE SOUL: PERSONA" won the first place on the Billboard album chart "Billboard200". Although there is still some time before the statistics are released, BTS's album sales are far ahead, so it was announced in advance as an exception.
On the 19th, according to data from the album sales statistics website Hanteo Chart, BTS's "MAP OF THE SOUL: PERSONA" released on the 12th sold 2,134,800 copies within the first week of its release (April 12th to 18th), setting a new record for the highest sales of a first release. This is twice the first week sales of 1,035,240 copies (May 18th to 24th) of the third regular album "LOVE YOURSELF 轉'Tear'" released in May last year.
BTS started the promotion of "Boy with luv" with the MCD stage on April 17. The eight members prepared a lot for this comeback, starting with Kim Nam-jun, and prepared a week-long reverse support event.
Lin Wan went to find a perfume shop on purpose and spent the whole morning there before he mixed a perfume that best matched the scent of the body odor reward the system gave him.
When he finally managed to mix it, he felt that his sense of taste had failed. He almost emptied the store's stock before he could barely put together a batch of 30 ml of perfume.
After the perfume was finished, Lin Wan followed Song Haofan to the mall to pick up the goods, because he ordered a batch of YSL small gold bar No. 21 color.
Together with a group photo and two individual photos of him, these are the reverse support gifts he prepared.
As soon as Lin Wan's gift was given out, the ARMYs who had been trying hard not to let the lemon trees in their hearts grow too lush could no longer sit still.
'Tell me again what did this woman send? ? ? '
"Perfume ahhhhh, Siba, I want to smell it too."
"Fuck, I really want to smell that perfume. What does it smell like?"
'It smells just like the vanilla on him. I'm jealous. I really am jealous.'
"Only women understand women. Giving lipstick and perfume as gifts, I only regret not being there at the moment."
'I want to divorce my wife, divorce!!!'
"What are you dreaming about? My wife is in my arms."
'Wow, you can all smell my wife's fragrance, but I can't. I'm so sad.'
If there was anything different about this promotion, it was that their juniors TXT were also promoting "cat&dog", and during the encore stage, they simply kept all five of them on the stage.
In comparison, Lin Wan was more familiar with Cui Lianzhun, so in order to avoid embarrassing them, she simply stood next to him and chatted with them.
But it seemed that the group of kids felt even more embarrassed after he stood over there.
Lin Wan thought about it and directly handed the microphone in his hand to Cui Lianzhun.
Cui Lianjun held the microphone in his hand and suddenly felt that it was a little hot.
Lin Wan was still looking at him expectantly. Cui Lianzhun looked at Lin Wan's expression and gritted his teeth and started singing.
With his start, other members of BTS also gathered around, and more than a dozen people watched Choi Yeon-joon sing together.
Choi Yeon-joon: ??? When did I become a vocalist?
Being stared at by more than a dozen people at the same time, Cui Lianzhun was even more at a loss. He whispered, "Actually... we also practiced dancing."
Hearing this, Lin Wan was even happier: "Can you show it to us?"
Cui Lianzhun immediately pulled the other four stiff little kids up and jumped up.
Lin Wan stood by and applauded them, but suddenly a big hand grabbed his collar and dragged him away.
Min Yunqi pulled Lin Wan to the front of the stage and said, "Why are you acting stupid? You haven't fulfilled today's agreement yet."
The smile on Lin Wan's face gradually froze. Is it true that he can't escape after all?
He really admired their group, as they always came up with some weird conventions.
Ever since they started applying lipstick and drinking water from trophies, their agreement has never been normal. Swapping parts is just a small matter. They even formed a wedding team during the "Idol" show, but that was fine.
There was a musical at the Music Bank yesterday. Didn’t you see the expressions of the five guys standing in the back? They are here again today? ? They are here again? ? ?
"I don't think it's that necessary...Brother, look, the three of them haven't started yet, have they?"
As soon as Lin Wan finished speaking, Park Ji-gyeong, who was not far away, had already carried Zheng Haoxi on his back. After seeing this, Kim Tae-kye also carried Kim Seok-jin on his back.
Now Lin Wan had no choice but to quickly carry Min Yunqi on his back. Just kidding, he couldn’t carry Jin Nanjun. The precious captain should be left to the equally precious maknae!
That's right, one of the conventions of their game is that the younger brother Line carries the older brother Line. It was proposed by Tian Zhengguo, the wolf warrior. Whenever it comes to this, Lin Wan regrets why she didn't give birth to him for two years.
"Is this all right, bro?"
Lin Wan just took a step with Min Yunqi on his back and wanted to throw him off his body, but unexpectedly Min Yunqi seemed to have noticed his intention. He wrapped his legs tightly around Lin Wan's waist and held Lin Wan's neck tightly with his arms, and refused to get off.
"Why don't you move? Look, Jungkook has been carrying Kim Namjoon around the field." Min Yunqi urged unsatisfiedly.
“???” Lin Wan almost wanted to throw Min Yunqi off the stage, “Brother, do you know that even though you are short, you are not light!”
"Do you want to die, little brat?!"
"Brother, you are too arrogant today!"
"Is this how you talk to your brother?"
"Do you look like a brother?"
Junior Brothers: Trembling.jpg
'This encore video of Xiba really made me laugh to death'
"Why is the defense group so funny lately?"
'It seems that no one can cross the hurdle of 25 years old'
'Wanwan and Tang are really childish and funny'
'The two of them are really arguing with each other, haha ..., it's so funny, they're just noobs pecking at each other'
'My wife has been really tough lately, is he getting her period early?'
'Oh shit, I really died of laughter, hahahahahaha'
"No, I don't know if the sisters in front have heard of the Seven Year Itch, but in short, he is tired of it."
'Haha ...
"It's great to have a senior like this. The kids are really crazy about their younger brothers."
"Actually, Jungkook and Yeonjoon are only two years apart in age T T"
"Those five kids pretended to be harmless in front of the brothers. Who doesn't know that what you five lack the most is conscience?"
"Hahahahahahahahaha, it's so cute that the four youngest members are checking their juniors' homework."
"Lee Hyun, the only one not present, said: So I went to see you guys a few days ago and it was just a lonely visit."
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