As a model youth of the new era, Lin Wan suddenly acquired a system on the night of his thirteenth birthday.
System: "Hello dear, we are the Cosmic Superstar Development System, inviting ...
After dinner, it was free time. Lin Wan saw the supermarket and was about to go in, but was stopped by Min Yunqi: "Where are you going?"
"Buy food!" Lin Wan was grabbed by the collar, revealing a large part of his white neck. Even though he was caught by the old cat, his legs still fluttered towards the supermarket.
Min Yunqi was even more confused: "Why buy food?"
“Eat on the boat!”
Lin Wan looked at Min Yunqi in confusion. What's wrong with this brother? What are they going to eat on the boat if they don't buy food now?
In Lin Wan's impression, the ship they were about to board was just like the train he had taken when he was a child. The food was sold by the service staff on a small cart. It was really not tasty! And it was expensive!
"What's not on the ship?" Min Yunqi wanted to pry open Lin Wan's little head to see what he was thinking. Didn't he read the brochure? How could he think he hadn't read it?
"There's even a duty-free shop on the ship, so how could there not be a place for you to eat?"
"Ah?" This time Lin Wan stopped struggling and looked at Min Yunqi with wide eyes. Suddenly she became happy: "Really, brother? There is also a duty-free shop?"
Min Yunqi: ...
I can't see it. Where did this fool come from?
What he didn't expect was that there were even more stupid people.
After getting on the boat, Lin Wan ran out like he was having fun. Jin Shuozhen didn't have time to hold him back. He could only turn around and say to Tian Zhengguo, "Go away! Keep an eye on your brother Wanwan. Don't let him get lost."
However, as soon as Jeon Jungkook left, the two disappeared immediately. Kim Seokjin was even more troubled. He hesitated between Kim Tae-kyeong and Park Ji-ryeong, and finally chose the eldest brother of his younger brother line: "Ji-ryeong, go and catch them back."
The elevator was right in front of them, and Park Ji-woo dragged Lin Wan and Tian Zhengguo to the elevator door to wait for others to come.
Lin Wan, who had never seen the world, was amazed: "Oh my God! The elevator is so luxurious!"
Others: Yeah, yeah, I just like the way you look like you haven’t seen the world before.
There were eight of them living in two rooms, and they still decided who would sleep with whom by using the palms and backs of their hands. Min Yunqi looked at the freshly-baked results and sighed again.
He's taking care of the kids again!
He also brought the three children from 95 with him. Oh my god, how can he sleep at night? But if these three naughty kids make trouble, don't blame him.
The four people returned to their rooms, and a new problem arose - sleeping in separate beds.
"Rock, paper, scissors."
Among the four people, except for Kim Tae-kyeong, they were all known to have bad hands. Kim Tae-kyeong thought he could carry the whole game in the first game. However, in the first game, Min Yun-ki defeated the three of them with stones.
'Min Yoon actually has power over me hahahahahahahaha'
'Today is the counterattack of the stinky hands'
'Min Yun-gi: Stone is my protective color'
"yeah!"
After Min Yunqi won, he collapsed on the lower bunk and didn't want to leave, making it clear that the bed was his.
95 The three of them looked at each other and prepared to fight for the only remaining lower bunk.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
Lin Wan won with scissors.
"I actually! Won!"
Lin Wan looked at her hands with emotion, and felt that her delicate hands were sparkling. "Today is a day that will go down in history!"
Min Yunqi rolled his eyes. It was just a win in rock-paper-scissors. Was it worth being so happy?
Jin Taiqi and Park Ji-young stopped playing and looked at each other. They just stood on one side. Park Ji-young pointed behind him and asked, "Then, I sleep over here and you sleep over there?"
Jin Taiqiu nodded, and after allocating the beds, the four of them began to pack their luggage.
After tidying up a bit, the director team knocked on the door, "Kids, you can go to the deck now."
Lin Wan put on a shirt and followed them out. As soon as he stepped onto the deck, he heard a familiar "ding dong" sound.
He felt like he was finished.
"Wanwan! A new mission is coming!"
"……you say."
"Let's listen to the heartbeat! New mission: Listen to the heartbeat, completion rate [0/7], time limit 24 hours. A faster heartbeat is a reflection of emotional changes, and life needs to speed up from time to time. Host, please listen to the sound of the members' faster heartbeats!"
Sure enough, when the system shows up on its own initiative, nothing good happens.
Lin Wan sighed and argued with the system: "Listen to the sound of the waves outside now. Even if I put my ears to their chests, I can't hear their heartbeats!"
"We have taken this into consideration. As long as you are within fifty centimeters of them, if their heartbeat is noticeably faster, the system will be able to detect it."
Fifty centimeters?
Isn't it still a hug?
"We won't interfere with this. Wanwan can do whatever she wants."
After the system finished speaking, it quickly logged off without waiting for Lin Wan to say anything, fearing that Lin Wan would curse at it even if it was a second late.
Stupid system!!! Don't think he won't curse you just because you run fast!!
With a sigh, Lin Wan began to think about the mission.
His heartbeat quickened, either because he was excited or angry. So he decided to analyze the specific target specifically.
There weren't many people on the deck, and the wind was strong enough to blow Lin Wan's shirt up.
After a few people went crazy for a while, someone from the production team called them, "Kids! The director went shopping. Guess what he bought?"
Jin Seok-jin quickly responded: "Beer?"
As soon as they heard "beer", the others gathered around in an instant.
The staff nodded, and before the eight people could cheer, the staff added a condition: "But you have to dance first before you can drink beer."
…
The eight people looked at each other, all a little unsure: "Jump?"
"or……"
"Then...jump? Jump?"
While the eight people were still hesitating, the music on the boat suddenly stopped, and then the prelude of "Fire" sounded. The eight people didn't have time to react, their bodies had already reacted, and the knife dance had already started.
Even Lin Wan and Park Zhiqiu, who were hiding far away, were pulled over by Jin Taiqiu, but Min Yunqi was still sitting on the chair next to him watching the fun, and no one dared to pull him up.
After dancing for a short while, the program crew brought the beer.
It was the first time that eight people got together to drink. Everyone was a little excited, especially Lin Wan. That was great! His mission was settled! As long as he drank more, who would bother with a drunkard like him? !
Jin Nanjun raised his glass, and the eight of them clinked their glasses. "Cheers to the youth of BTS, to the Mood for Love of BTS!"
After taking a sip of wine, Lin Wan coughed and said, "Shall I perform a little show for everyone?"
"What show?"
The others were very respectful and flattering.
Lin Wan raised his glass and said, "Drink all of this in one breath."
Others: ???
Lin Wan didn't care whether they wanted to watch or not, he just picked up the wine glass and started drinking. In fact, he was a little scared. What if he really got drunk?
But to know whether you are drunk or not, you have to drink the wine first.
After drinking this glass of wine, Lin Wan didn't feel anything, but his face was a little hot, so he took the beer from Jin Taiqi's hand. Jin Taiqi doesn't drink, otherwise it would be a waste.
"What are you doing?"
"Why do you drink so much Wanwan?"
"Yeah, you're not going to get drunk, are you?"
“No, no.” Lin Wan shook his head, holding the glass and sipping it like a child holding a bottle. “I just realized today that beer tastes really good.”
'Silly boy! ! '
'Everyone, if you move the progress bar to five minutes, you can get a drunk version of Wanwan!'
"You just said you wouldn't get drunk, and then you got drunk, what a fool you are!"
"Then you should drink less."
"Hmm, hmm." Lin Wan nodded, but her drinking speed did not slow down at all. After a while, Jin Taiqi had already drunk two-thirds of the beer.
Lin Wan then felt a little dizzy and wanted to lie back on the bed to sleep, but he couldn't. He still had to complete the task despite his sick body. He was so miserable.
As he was thinking about it, Lin Wan simply tilted his head back and drank the rest of the wine.
Park Ji-woo felt that something was wrong with Lin Wan, so he went over and called out, "Wan Wan?"
Here it comes!
His acting skills are about to start working!
Lin Wan blinked, her eyes misted up, and even the tail of her voice was stretched out, "Hmm?"
Ding Dong, beautiful light waves are sent.
Park Ji-woo was stunned. Seeing that the system hadn't given any prompt yet, Lin Wan stretched out his arms and asked for a hug. Park Ji-woo subconsciously put his arms around his waist and hugged him. Lin Wan arched around Park Ji-woo's neck and groaned in grievance, "It hurts..."
"Mission accomplished [1/7]"
"Drunk?" Park Ji-woo came back to his senses, hugged the limp Lin Wan, and anxiously called out to the brothers who were still chatting enthusiastically, "Seok-jin, Yun-ki, Wan-wan is drunk."
Tian Zhengguo moved a chair to the side of Lin Wan, and Park Zhiyu put Lin Wan on the chair. Perhaps he thought his drunk and confused brother was funny, so Tian Zhengguo smiled and bent over in front of Lin Wan, asking Lin Wan like he was teasing a child: "Brother, do you still know who I am?"
Of course I know you, stinky little brother.
But in order to better complete the task, Lin Wan knew that answering like this would not have a good result, so he gritted his teeth and endured it.
Then, Tian Zhengguo saw Lin Wan, whose face was rosy, nodded obediently: "Zhengguo...Brother."
“You you you…” Tian Zhengguo’s eyes widened in disbelief.
Lin Wan's voice was soft, like a child who had just learned to pronounce words, and she spoke each word with certainty, which made Tian Zhengguo's heart melt.
Tian Zhengguo screamed silently because of the cuteness, and did not forget to take out his phone, "Brother, tell me again, who am I?"
This stinky brother!
Lin Wan felt like the coffin lid of his dignity was about to break, but what could he do? The system hadn't given any hints yet, so he could only go down this path until the end. He didn't know if that brat Tian Zhengguo had a heart made of stone, as he hadn't even accelerated at all.
"Brother Zhengguo..." Lin Wan tugged at Tian Zhengguo's clothes and looked at him pitifully with her big eyes, "Why are you pointing your phone at me?"
Tian Zhengguo: Grass (a kind of plant), what should I do if I am touched by its cuteness!
“Mission accomplished [2/7]”
"Fuck! I'm cursing like crazy, damn Lin Wan is so cute when she's drunk!!!"
"Give me a dozen of these Lin Wans!"
'Oh my god!!!! I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead!'
"Jungkook bro!!! Jungkook bro, did you hear me? Kiss me!!!"
"Jungkook, you are such a blockhead! What are you shooting a video for! Press the back of your head and kiss me! Kiss! Kiss me like hell!!!"
'But can you let me see that video first? [slurp]'
"It turns out that I can kidnap Lin Wan with just two large glasses of beer. I've learned something."
'Wow, my sister is so delicate, I'm so exhausted, there's not a drop left'
The author has something to say: Happy Valentine's Day, this chapter is about Min Yoongi and I dating, hehe, thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2020-02-13 18:59:55~2020-02-14 19:01:12~
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