I'm the Only Salted Fish in the World

In her previous life, Song Yu was a top actress, popular across the land, but ultimately, due to the intense competition ("involution"), she overexerted herself and dropped dead on the red ...

Chapter 118 I Want to Be a Salted Fish

Don’t be fooled by Baiyue’s usual smiling face. He often has a gentle smile on his lips, and his long golden hair makes him look gentle and sunny.

But in fact, Baiyue's essence is still that big cat that will stretch out its claws to tease its enemies when it sees them.

He preferred to watch his prey, which was like a mouse being chased and running around in panic, confused and helpless.

He widened his eyes, and flames burned in his cat pupils, and his fur stood on end.

It looked like he wanted to burn people to death with white flames, but he could still hear the faint nagging voice of a girl praying from afar... Baiyue narrowed his eyes slightly, tried to retract himself, clenched his fists, and his claws were slightly itchy.

Cats always like to cause trouble when their paws itch.

After transforming into a human form, the blond boy still retained his corresponding habits and preferences.

Bai Yue raised his eyebrows slightly, and his soft golden hair fluttered in the breeze between the mountains and forests, looking unrestrained and wanton.

"...The most important thing for a person is to know himself."

Baiyue tried hard to suppress the fire burning in his eyes. The corners of his mouth curled up slightly. He deliberately slowed down his speech and lowered his voice: "You are really very sick at such a young age."

"Are you like those ordinary men mentioned on the Internet?"

"Girls just smile at you, and you think they fall in love with you?" Baiyue sneered, his arms folded across his chest, the sarcasm in his eyes almost solidifying into reality.

His cold gaze swept across the blond boy's provocative look.

Bai Yuhan calmly took off his blood-soaked sportswear. Since the divine beast in front of him had already let him go and saved him, it was naturally impossible for it to attack him again.

"Of course not." Bai Yuhan said calmly, and simply changed into a clean black sweatshirt. "You should know Song Yu's personality very well."

Baiyue was stunned: "......?"

For some reason, the blond boy suddenly felt something was wrong.

In Bai Yuhan's deep black eyes, the ice melted into a gurgling stream. His voice was low and hoarse, but with a smile that was hard to conceal: "She has always been afraid of trouble and danger. Usually, once she encounters dangerous and troublesome things, she wants to run ten miles away."

"What she loves most every day is eating, drinking, having fun and relaxing. She's never even seen her train her contracted beast, yet she's been thinking of you and praying late at night, hoping that I'll be safe..."

"Impossible!!! Are you kidding me?!"

Bai Yue was furious, her ears flushed red, and her long golden hair almost stood on end from the rage. "She was clearly just caring for each other as classmates! Even if it was any other student in the National Genius Training Camp, if they were in danger, she would go back and search for them like she is doing now!"

"So she came back to find me?"

Bai Yuhan's tone softened, and he didn't know what he was thinking about. The tall boy's cheeks flushed slightly, and he tried to hide the slight flushing in his face with a straight face. But after all, he was only 18 years old, so he was happy.

"You're right. Even if an ordinary classmate is in danger...she will most likely go back to look for him."

Bai Yuhan's voice became deeper and gentler as he said, "But this definitely does not include continuing to pray after the search has failed."

"If this isn't love, then what is it? She wouldn't have done something so troublesome in the past." Bai Yuhan's tone was soothing, and it seemed that every word he uttered could make him feel a little better.

In fact, Bai Yuhan was indeed in a very good mood at the moment.

After spending the past few months with Song Yu, he also knew Song Yu's daily personality, preferences and habits.

He was the type who would bring his gaming console and power bank even to four-star and five-star secret realms. On weekdays, he loved surfing the internet, watching TV shows, and watching TV whenever he had free time.

Bai Yuhan still hasn't forgotten when they fell into a dangerous four-star secret realm and their contracted beast was of a relatively low level.

The other person is heartless and lives like that.

After the fragments of the divine beast's eyes were taken away from Bai Yuhan's body, the originally light golden Eye of Rules turned into the most ordinary black eyes.

Ordinary eyes cannot see through the information of other people and strange beasts, but Bai Yuhan is sincerely happy from the bottom of his heart.

Especially when he knew that Song Yu actually cared about him, the slightly upward arc of Bai Yuhan's mouth never dropped even half a degree from beginning to end, and even rose further as time passed.

Baiyue: “???!”

Bai Yuhan's tone didn't sound like a joke at all, but rather extremely serious. The blond boy carefully recalled the days in the dormitory when he was with Song Yu every day, and the other party's behavior. His face turned pale and blue, and looked a little ugly.

If Song Yu saw other classmates in danger, they would most likely call the teacher first.

Let the teacher handle this matter. After all... it's too tiring for her to go to school by herself.

And that woman is obviously a bit timid on weekdays.

Unless forced to do so, the other party will definitely be lazy if possible.

However……

Bai Yuhan was being chased by Jin Hui and the other two and had to flee everywhere. It was nervous, but not that nervous either.

She was nervous because Jin Hui and his two companions were so powerful that ordinary beastmasters would have no chance of escaping them. She wasn't nervous because... when they left, they left no traces to follow, and she couldn't defeat them. Instead of being nervous, she might as well just lie down.

It's like a bank being robbed downtown and the robbers have guns.

If the robbers escape immediately after the robbery, the most upset and nervous people should be the police and the bank manager, followed by the families of the bank staff, who will also worry about being harmed by the robbers...

But for Song Yu, she was neither a police officer nor a person in charge, nor a family member of Bai Yuhan.

She was like another financial company next to the bank. Witnessing the unfortunate incident, she helped make a phone call and bought some fruit to comfort the bank staff next door, which was all she could do. But she not only returned to the scene where the robbers had just left to investigate, but also prayed on her way home and before going to bed that night that the robbers would be caught and that the bank staff would be safe and happy.

Baiyue: "..."

It would be fine if he didn't think about it, but when he thought about it, he almost wanted to flip the table.

If they were not relatives or friends, but just ordinary classmates, it would be impossible for Song Yu to do such a thing with his lazy personality.

But at this moment, Baiyue's clone could still hear Song Yu's murmurs in his ears.

The temperature in the tundra secret realm was very low at night, and the mountain wind whistling through the forest made Song Yu subconsciously shrink his neck.

After so many things happened today, Song Yu was in a bad mood and had no interest in continuing to dig holes and set up caves. If she were in the Six-Star Secret Realm, she might not dare to sleep directly in the forest. At the very least, she would have to find a secluded cave to hide in. After all, there are many powerful ninth-level beasts in the Six-Star Secret Realm...

But now...

The highest level of exotic beasts in the Five-Star Tundra Secret Realm is only level 8, and the remaining nine-level exotic beasts are all contracted beasts brought by the contractors.

The vines had now evolved to the ninth stage, and Song Yu wasn't too worried about the wild beasts attracted by the fire at night. Since most contractors needed to rest at night, Song Yu lit a bonfire in the woods for warmth. She wrapped herself in a blanket, not even setting up a tent, and leaned against the vines. The warmth of the nine-tailed snow cat warmed her, too.

If it were a weekday, Song Yu would have taken out his mobile phone early at this time and played a few friendly online games with Teng Tengtai.

After all, she had brought a lot of power banks and small generators before setting foot in the tundra. Of course, she also had to have a bag of potato chips or spicy strips as a snack after the meal.

But now…

The girl frowned and fell into Qiuqiu's soft cat fur, tossing and turning.

In her mind, she wondered what would happen if Bai Yuhan was captured by Old Man Jin and his three companions, their eyes gouged out, and their body dumped in the wilderness. Many beasts in the secret realm weren't picky eaters, so the wolves might devour their bodies. She also wondered what would happen if Bai Yuhan finally escaped Old Man Jin and his three companions but was seriously injured. Neither she nor Bai Yuhan had any healing beasts, so there was no way they could quickly recover from their injuries...

"Now, the entrance and exit of the secret realm are blocked. Even if I want to ask the examiner's healing beast for help, I can't do it..."

Song Yu murmured softly, her chin unconsciously rubbing against the little snow cat in her arms. The furry little cat was held in her arms to prevent it from getting lost for no reason while she slept in the middle of the night.

Since he had no intention of signing a contract with the little thing in front of him, Song Yu naturally could not put the little snow spirit cat cub into the beast taming space. He could only keep the other party with him at all times as a little doll.

"Sigh... I don't know what the situation is like for Bai Yuhan now..." Song Yu wrapped himself in a blanket and fell in the cat's fur, thinking wildly and muttering to himself.

The facial features that usually looked clean and comfortable and happy were now wrinkled and twisted into a ball. The bad mood that could not be concealed made the little snow cat cub's whiskers tremble with anger, and even the tips of its ears were unconsciously pulled into an airplane shape.

Damn it!

What's wrong with this woman!

I just kissed him, but now I’m thinking about other men!

And he even lay in the arms of another cat! It was obvious that he was not taken seriously!

It's so mad!

The little snow spirit cat cub was furious. It was obvious that she had not had a good relationship with the stupid cat under her in the past few days. She even became anxious several times because the stupid cat tried too hard.

But now...? ! ! How can I sleep in the arms of this stupid cat? ! ! !

The resentment was almost solidified into substance. The little snow cat cub stared at the ball with its light golden eyes.

At this moment, Qiuqiu's body has shrunk to more than four meters in height. It is not in its strongest combat state, but its tall size is still very different from that of the little snow cat cubs, which are only the size of two palms.

but……

The clone of a divine beast is still a divine beast after all.

The locked gaze brought such a powerful pressure that Qiuqiu, who had just been lying on the moss lawn with her eyes closed, suddenly opened her cat-like pupils with a "whoosh!" and looked around vigilantly, her nine tails unconsciously swaying back and forth behind her.

Qiuqiu: Huh? Where does the murderous intent come from?

The nine-tailed snow cat pricked up its ears and looked alert.

When Qiuqiu turned over, Song Yu, who was originally leaning on Qiuqiu's belly, was also affected.

Song Yu's random thoughts were interrupted by the ball. He frowned and looked up, his face also full of vigilance: "What's wrong? Is there any high-level exotic beast?"

Although most beastmasters would not travel in the dense forest at night, there might be some who are skilled and brave enough to try it late at night.

"Meow?" I don't know, maybe it's my illusion?

The pressure just now came and went quickly. Qiuqiu shook his whiskers, and his cat-like face was full of confusion. He held his breath, pricked up his ears and listened carefully. Finally, he shook his head at Song Yu and said, "Meow meow." It seemed like a high-level alien beast passing by was spying on him just now, but now it has left.

"Oh..." A high-level beast passing by? That's all right then...

Song Yu collapsed on Qiuqiu, subconsciously raised his hand to touch the little head of the snow cat cub, and his thoughts slowly crept into his confused head again, making Song Yu unconsciously think of the cold young man who was being chased during the day.

"Oh..." Just when Song Yu sighed for the 36th time.

Qiuqiu couldn't stand it any longer. He twitched his ears, swishing his nine cat tails unhappily. He looked at Song Yu helplessly: "Meow, meow, meow?" What's wrong with you? Didn't you say before that you didn't like Bai Yuhan? If you don't like him, then he's just a familiar stranger... We've done our best to help find the exam teacher, why are you sighing here?

"Oh, you don't understand..." Song Yudu shouted a few words and subconsciously shook his head in rebuttal.

"You don't know, Bai Yuhan lost his parents when he was young and became an orphan... Now the entrance and exit of the secret realm are sealed by an unknown energy, and there is no way to notify the invigilators outside the examination room. In this situation... If even I don't think about helping him, he will probably..." die in this secret realm.

Song Yu couldn't utter the last six words. Just thinking about it made the girl frown unconsciously, and her heart felt even more depressed.

"Meow, meow, meow." Xiao Yu, something is wrong with you.

"Meow meow meow meow~ meow~" When I was a child, my mother told me that if a cat thinks about the same cat all day long, then it is likely that the cat likes the other cat.

Qiuqiu patted the ground with its tail impatiently: "Meow meow~!" But you haven't spent much time with that kid Bai Yuhan, he's not good-looking, he doesn't even have cat hair, and he can't keep you warm, so why do you like him?

The little snow spirit cat cub looked up at Song Yu and Qiuqiu. Seeing the man and the cat talking to each other, its light golden eyes suddenly widened. It also wanted to hear what Song Yu and the other stupid cat had to say.

"If you think about him all day long, it's likely that you like him?" Song Yu's body stiffened instantly, and he unconsciously retranslated Qiuqiu's words in his mind.

In her previous life, she entered the entertainment industry as a child star, stumbling along the way and struggling to make her mark.

As a star, and a popular one at that, she spends most of her time filming movies and TV series. This is not only because she likes acting and experiencing the various lives of the protagonists in the scripts, but most importantly, it is because she opened a studio and has a large number of employees who need to eat. If she stops working, both the studio and the employees will be affected.

Of course, there is another point, which is also the reason why Song Yu has never had a romantic relationship in the entertainment industry over the years...

She has not yet found a boy who accepts her and likes only her.

In order to shoot movies and TV series, she needs to fly all over the country. Maybe she is shooting in the deep mountains and forests of Province C today, and has to fly to Province B to shoot that night... In this case, for a boy to fall in love with her is equivalent to having an electronic girlfriend.

Because she can't pay attention to her phone all the time during filming, she may not even be as good as an electronic desk mate. At least as long as there is an Internet connection, an electronic girlfriend can reply to a boy's message instantly.

certainly……

This is also the norm for young men and women in the entertainment industry.

Many actors and celebrities end up marrying their agents or their assistant stylists.

Song Yu was suddenly mentioned as "liked" by Qiuqiu...

Song Yu was shocked and subconsciously recalled the time he spent with Bai Yuhan these days...

From the time he grilled fish in the Four-Star Snowfield Secret Realm, to the time he deliberately helped to conceal her in Song Wenhai and his wife's car, knowing she was a slacker... Later, he repeatedly reminded her to deal with her first personality in advance... Although it was just a misunderstanding, and when she first heard Bai Yuhan say this, she was a little shocked...

But now...!

Song Yu's eyes widened, and her teeth subconsciously bit her pink lips.

Could it be that she really likes that boy?

But how could that be?

Song Yu swallowed subconsciously and began to doubt his life.

She knew clearly that the most important thing in Bai Yuhan's life was revenge, and love was not even a consideration for him.

Even if the other person is a great cook, even if the other person is good-looking, works hard every day, has good character, and cares about others...

But in the original novel.

Faced with so many beautiful young girls, the other party either ignored them or politely rejected them...

And his poor physique would put himself and the people around him in danger at any time. No matter how you look at it, he is definitely not the type of person that a lazy girl like her would like.

"Ah!" Song Yu scratched her head. Her beautiful medium-length hair was almost scratched into a mess by her. There were even several tufts of cat hair on her hair, making her look even more disheveled.

A trace of bewilderment flashed through the girl's eyes. Apart from anything else, the poor physique of male protagonists in novels who often find themselves in crisis was something that a lazy person like her couldn't handle...

"But... the plot of the novel has collapsed like this now... maybe the later plot may not happen." Song Yu murmured subconsciously, but she covered her mouth tightly as soon as the words came out.

Song Yu's expression was stiff and strange...

Oh my god! Is she really considering the possibility of their future together?

But think about it carefully.

In this awful society where children who don't work hard will be sent to a mental hospital, it's really hard to find someone who is different from others, who thinks that being a salty fish is also good, that salty fish can be tolerated, and that salty fish doesn't matter.

Song Yu had all kinds of thoughts in his mind, and his expression kept changing, sometimes with a little blush and red ears.

The snow cat cub lay in Song Yu's arms, its pair of light golden cat eyes wide open!

Damn it! Why are you still wondering if you like that guy?

What's so good about that kid? He can't carry anything on his shoulders or with his hands, he's ugly, and he's a big, dumb guy who can't even hold up his tail... What's so good about a guy like that?!

The Snow Cat clone was so angry that even though it was small at the moment, it looked like it would be crushed into a cat pancake if it wasn't careful.

But it still tilted its head back and meowed angrily, the voice of a kitten, soft and milky. Even though the tone was heightened due to anger, it still sounded very cute.

Snow Cat clone: ​​"Meow meow meow meow meow meow!" Why do you like that guy? What's so good about that guy? Don't you know he's... *¥%...#%¥%!

The little kitten spoke in a foul language, criticizing Bai Yuhan from beginning to end.

But Song Yu didn't understand cat language, and thought the kitten was comforting and encouraging her, so she happily kissed the cat's little head again.

Snow Cat clone: ​​“??? Meow meow meow!!” ??? Damn, that guy #¥¥%##%@#…%@#%!!!

Song Yu: “Mua~!”

Qiuqiu was the only one who understood what both sides meant, but was still confused.

Qiuqiu: “……?” So what’s wrong with this snow cat cub? Why does it look even angrier than it?

The tall nine-tailed snow cat swung its tail, and its nine beautiful tails drew graceful arcs in the dark night.

Forget it, it doesn’t understand why this new kitten is so angry that it’s spitting out foul language, but since Xiao Yu can’t understand it anyway, it won’t translate it.

It's tiring to translate for both sides, and there's no pay.

Qiuqiu lay down and put his head on his two furry front paws.

During the more than half a year of getting along, Qiuqiu, who was once positive and hardworking, was eventually influenced by Xianyu.

Bai Yuhan simply tidied up his blood-stained clothes. He looked at the dark night and directly summoned Xiaobai from the beast-taming space.

As soon as the Void Dragon appeared, it looked around nervously, its big eyes full of vigilance. The strange beast that could transform into a human form was too terrifying. The pressure and gravity from its every move almost crushed it to the ground.

"Roar, roar, roar?!" From that guy from before? !

The Void Dragon roared at Bai Yuhan, then thought of its current size and looked at its Beast Tamer. The Void Dragon quickly shrank in size and lay on Bai Yuhan's head, its beautiful silver-white wings still flapping restlessly.

"That guy is gone." Bai Yuhan was silent for a while, and there was a rare crack in his usually cold expression.

In fact, he didn't understand what just happened...

Twenty minutes ago, when he was arguing with the other party.

The other party suddenly changed from human form to cat form, and meowed angrily at him.

The cry was angry, urgent, and extremely furious.

Although he was only the size of a palm, the other party kept cursing at him for more than ten minutes.

If it weren't for his lack of breath due to his size, the other party would probably have been so angry that he would have scolded him for another two hours.

He taught himself the language of cats and dogs, and for the first time he realized that cats can have such a rich vocabulary when it comes to cursing.

Bai Yuhan: “…”

Although I don't understand what happened, it seems that the matter has passed.

When Bai Yuhan thought about the fact that Jin Hui and the others, whom he had treated as his greatest enemies for many years, were dead, and that this divine beast seemed to be planning to attack the remaining members of the Jin and Yan families, he suddenly felt that the burden that had been weighing on him seemed to have completely disappeared at that moment...

What followed was a wave of confusion.

The boy subconsciously recalled the scenes when his parents were alive.

There are pain, joy and sorrow...

But in the end, the faces of the parents finally stayed in a small wooden house.

He remembers that time.

The father looked at his mother and said gently, "If one day we meet someone who doesn't care whether we have the Eye of God or not, we must hold on to them tightly."

Bai Yuhan lowered his eyes slightly and licked his dry lips.

He has no particular strengths, except that he listens to advice.