I'm the Only Salted Fish in the World

In her previous life, Song Yu was a top actress, popular across the land, but ultimately, due to the intense competition ("involution"), she overexerted herself and dropped dead on the red ...

Chapter 6 I Want to Be a Salted Fish

"Mom, I feel uncomfortable and a little dizzy..."

While Song's mother was still not reacting, Song Yu suddenly started and spoke first.

Song Yu leaned against the chair, moved his legs slightly, and lay softly beside his body. His right hand slid along and stroked his forehead with a smooth movement.

The girl's willow-shaped eyebrows seemed to be frowned, and tears were stained in her black and white eyes. Her face, which was already pale due to the high fever, now became Song Yu's best shield. She stroked her forehead with her fingers, and Song Yu's face was full of the three big words "Sick Xi Shi".

"Fever again?" Zhou Fangmei came back to her senses and asked about Song Yu's condition with concern.

My daughter has been having recurring high fevers these days. Not only is she pale, she also experiences frequent headaches, dizziness, and muscle weakness. She's even had nausea and vomiting a few times. Fortunately, she seems to be feeling better today than the last two days, but she's starting to feel unwell again.

Zhou Fangmei frowned, her eyes full of concern, and she didn't realize that Song Yu was acting at all.

Being looked at by caring eyes, Song Yu's back stiffened and his conscience ached for two seconds.

Then he covered his chest and coughed weakly, his body limply lying on his side in the back seat, "Mom, don't worry, it's just a low-grade fever... cough, cough, cough, it will be fine after a little rest... cough."

"Since it's just a low-grade fever, Fangmei doesn't need to worry so much."

Song Wenhai comforted his wife while driving, "I have antipyretic medicine in my bag. Fangmei, just give it to Xiaoyu."

Song Wenhai was driving, looking at the endless stream of cars ahead, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart -

I didn’t expect that it has been so long since Xiao Yu awakened the Beast Taming Space on his birthday, even though the old man gave Xiao Yu the third-grade high-level energy fruit.

But when it comes to the initial exotic beast distribution day three days later, it still brings great pressure to the children.

Song Wenhai learned about this from the doctor when Song Yu had a high fever.

The high fever was caused by my daughter being under too much pressure and worrying too much.

Although he was a second-level junior professional beastmaster and hoped that his children could also become beastmasters, he did not stipulate that both of his children had to become professional beastmasters.

Being a professional beastmaster is certainly a good thing, but even if you can't become one, you can still live a good life...

It's a pity that my daughter has always longed to be a professional beastmaster since she was a child. She often gets up at five o'clock in the morning to train, and is more hardworking than them adults.

"Fortunately, the birthday gift Fangmei and I prepared is the third-grade intermediate Hundred Flowers Spirit Honey, which is the favorite of insect-type monsters. It is especially favored by bees, butterflies and other insect-type monsters." Song Wenhai said to himself. He drove with one hand and touched his nose with the other, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose slightly.

Song Wenhai thought that when he got home, he would just take out this birthday present.

My daughter Song Yu will definitely jump for joy!

The small bottle carved from white jade is about the size of an adult's palm, and is carved with beautiful and bright peony flowers.

Just gently pull out the cork, and the rich fragrance of flowers will burst out of the bottle and penetrate into the noses of everyone present, making people intoxicated.

When Song Wenhai and his wife stuffed the white jade bottle containing the third-grade intermediate Hundred Flowers Honey into his palm, Song Yu was still a little confused.

She didn't expect that just one second Old Master Song stuffed her with a third-grade high-level energy fruit, and the next second her parents stuffed her with a third-grade intermediate Hundred Flowers Honey.

If Song Yu hadn't remembered the novel's plot, the male protagonist had to fight strange beasts to obtain first-grade mineral spirit herbs, and had to fight professional beastmasters to obtain second-grade spirit plants... The original owner also fought the male protagonist for a second-grade spirit fruit, and ultimately died at the hands of his enemy...

She almost started to doubt whether the third-grade spiritual plants and spiritual honey in this world had already become available everywhere.

You have to know that Jianghuai City is just a small third-tier city.

Above the third level, there are three more levels: second-level cities, first-level main cities, and super first-level large cities.

The larger the city, the richer the surrounding resources.

In this world, every city is built around resource-rich wilderness forests and secret cracks.

"Xiao Yu, are you happy? This was specially bought by your father from an acquaintance." Zhou Fangmei touched the top of Song Yu's soft head and smiled brightly.

"...I'm so happy." Song Yu tried hard to force a sweet smile.

Song Yu didn’t know whether the original person was happy or not, but Song Yu really didn’t feel happy at the moment.

She even felt as if someone had pierced her chest with two heavy arrows, and blood was gushing out.

Just at this moment, Song Wenhai stretched out his slightly rough big hand, covered Song Yu's head and touched it.

The soft and fluffy hair of his daughter brought a relieved smile to Song Wenhai's chubby face.

Song Wenhai smiled and said, "I knew Xiaoyu would like this birthday gift."

Song Yu: “…”

"Although the lifespan of insect-like beasts is not as long as that of other beasts, their juvenile stage is much shorter than that of other beasts. They are most suitable for contractors with low-level beast control spaces..." Song Wenhai said happily: "With this Hundred Flowers Spirit Honey and that Energy Fruit, maybe in a few months... our Xiao Yu will be able to have a mature insect-like beast!"

Song Yu: “…”

"By next year's college entrance exam, Xiao Yu might be able to rely on this contracted beast to get into a key beastmaster university!"

Song Wenhai was very excited. "Although the twelve-year undergraduate, master's, and doctoral program at a key beastmaster university is a bit long, our Xiao Yu will definitely become more and more powerful! When the time comes, your homeroom teacher will take you to explore and adventure in various rifts and secret realms. Xiao Yu will definitely love that kind of exciting life!"

Song Yu: “…”

Song Yu Pain Mask: Thank you! I really don't like excitement at all!

However, the more Song Wenhai spoke, the brighter his eyes became. This middle-aged man seemed to have returned to his college days.

He looked at Song Yu and continued to talk, "Dad used to go to an ordinary second-tier beast taming university and only visited two crack secret realms... One secret realm was filled with yellow sand, and the temperature in the space could reach 40 or 50 degrees during the day, and suddenly drop to minus ten degrees at night... Another secret realm was completely covered in snow, and you had to wear a down jacket and a thick cotton jacket to enter, but those who have fire-type and ice-type contracted beasts don't need to do so. The energy in the secret realm is more concentrated than that in the wilderness forest, so the higher the level of the exotic beasts, the more powerful they are... Every time Dad comes out of the secret realm, he can feel his strength getting stronger..."

Song Wenhai chattered on and on, telling about his experiences at the Beastmaster University.

Zhou Fangmei sat aside with a smile on her face, her eyes full of Song Wenhai's description of the secret school, and her face looked full of fascination.

Song Yu's expression was stiff. In his mind, he automatically compared his father's words with the various university majors he had learned in his previous life. The more he listened, the more suffocated he felt.

...She had never seen a university major more deceptive than Beast Tamer!

In the past, everyone said: If you encourage others to study medicine, you will be struck by lightning.

It takes too long for medical students to graduate, with undergraduate, master's and doctoral degrees taking as long as eight years.

What's more, you might even encounter medical disturbances in the hospital and get beaten up. It is a legendary high-risk job.

But now...

What is eight years?!

Who could have imagined that Beastmaster University in this world would take twelve years?!

There is also the secret realm of the scorching desert, the secret realm of the freezing snow-capped mountains... and the layers of ferocious wild beasts!

Whenever Song Yu thought about this, his face turned green!

How can there be such a crappy university major?

No wonder the original body died early.

Without the protection of the protagonist's halo, it is normal for him to die young after running around in such dangerous places every year.

In short - try it and you will die~!

This time, Song Yu really couldn't control his expression.

Her eyes were empty, her left hand holding the jade bottle of Hundred Flowers Honey, and her right hand holding the energy fruit crystal box. Her expression was serious as if she was holding two time bombs in her hands, afraid that these two things would accidentally blow her soul out of her body.

Song Yu's serious expression was seen by Song's father and mother as their own child thinking about important matters in life.

Father Song felt a little sad when he saw this, thinking back to when he was in high school and the exotic beasts were distributed, he was also very uneasy.

The middle-aged man touched the top of his head, which was slightly sparse. He did not disturb the dazed Song Yu. Instead, he took his wife's arm and went upstairs together, leaving Song Yu alone in the living room.

However, the living room was quiet for only a dozen minutes...

Outside the house came the sound of shrill, crackling, fast-paced songs, and at the same time, along with the singing, there was the sound of keys being inserted into the keyhole.

“Crack!”

The door was opened from outside.

A white-haired hedgehog-haired boy, wearing a black baseball cap, a loose black T-shirt and shorts, and cool sneakers, just came back from evening study and walked in from the door in a nonchalant manner.

The rebellious spirit of youth comes towards you along with the cool songs in the phone.

The boy walked into the house like a cocky rooster, kicked off his sneakers, and, as if he hadn't noticed anyone sitting in the living room, he dropped his schoolbag, grabbed the bottle of mineral water on the table, and gulped it down. After the bottle of mineral water went down, he burped comfortably, crossed his legs, and slid into the sofa, grabbing his phone and playing a game.

A skull necklace, a black T-shirt, shorts with white hedgehog fur, and a domineering dragon tattoo on the left arm.

When Song Yu looked up, he was almost dazzled by the school bully's outfit of his original brother.

If the person in front of her didn't have the same parents as her and had good genes, her big tattooed arms and white spiky hair would be simply unbearable to look at!

In a world without family planning, the average family would typically have two or three children.

The original family is no exception. As the eldest daughter in the family, the original body has a younger brother who is two years younger than her.

Unfortunately, just like Song Yu, in the novel... the original owner's younger brother Song Qi was also just a tool.

But unlike the original plot, Song Qi got the dog-licking script of the heroine Su Yuechan.

As the heroine's bootlicker in a male-oriented novel, Song Qi not only has a good family background, but will also awaken an S-level beast-taming space in two years.

In the early part of the novel, the S-level beast-taming space allowed Song Qi to shine, but in the middle and late stages when SS-level beast-taming spaces were everywhere, Song Qi, the bootlicker, was seriously injured by another pursuer of the heroine who had better talent and stronger family background. His dantian was shattered, the beast-taming space collapsed, and he finally fell into the tragic fate of an ordinary person.

Song Yu blinked, and for a moment he had a lot to complain about, but he didn't know how to start.

Even she herself didn't know whether she should feel sorry for this cheap brother or envy him for finally living the life of an ordinary rich third-generation that she had always dreamed of.

"Damn it! I'm still mostly envious!..." Song Yu couldn't help it and subconsciously looked at Song Qi twice more.

"Wow! Third-grade intermediate Hundred Flower Honey, third-grade high-level Energy Fruit..."

Being stared at was really annoying. Song Qi glanced at Song Yu and said sarcastically, "It seems that your high fever these past few days didn't turn your hair white."

The boy's tone was arrogant and he looked like he deserved a beating.

However--

Just when Song Qi thought the woman opposite would confront him as usual...

The girl tilted her head, then suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked at him in surprise. There seemed to be a hint of excitement that she couldn't hide in her eyes... ?

Song Yu: "Eh? Is Xiao Qi jealous? Then these two are for you..."

Song Qi's eyes widened, and he almost spit out the water he had just drunk: "Who, who is jealous! ...Don't talk nonsense!"