Li Xunle: "..."

Seeing Chi Baishi's self-righteous demeanor, he no longer wanted to respond.

immediately.

He then looked at Bai Yanlang, shook his head, and smiled:

"Speaking of which, I don't feel sorry for any of the mess you just made. Is there anything else that's pitiful?"

Bai Yanlang's face fell, and he said miserably:

"I've lived for over two hundred years, guarding this gate for over two hundred years! Do you know how I've survived these two hundred years? Isn't that pitiful?"

Li Xunle said quietly:

"That doesn't sound so pitiful. By the way, weren't you supposed to only live for a little over ten years?"

Bai Yanlang: "..."

It never expected that Li Xunle's focus would shift to its own lifespan.

Ignoring what should be paid attention to, and blindly paying attention to what shouldn't be paid attention to...

Could it be that my description of the key points was not clear enough?

Even his own dog understands this principle, so how could he go astray?

but.

Although it was a little annoyed, it didn't dare to offend Li Xunle at the moment.

After all, he possessed the [spirit beast blood] that they had been dreaming of.

then.

It patiently explained:

"I am no ordinary dog. I am a White Tiger Divine Dog, the Lu Bu among men and the adoptive father among dogs, with a long life."

Hearing Bai Yanlang's explanation once again, Li Xunle frowned:

"White Tiger Divine Hound? Since it has the word 'divine' in its name, why isn't it divine-level? Not even spirit-level?"

Bai Yanlang laughed awkwardly:

"Actually, the name 'White Tiger Divine Dog' is a embellishment we created ourselves. Our original breed name is 'White Tiger Yang Dog'..."

It said sullenly:

"The reason we've embellished it like this is because our ultimate goal is to ascend to godhood."

Li Xunle: "..."

He remained silent for a few seconds.

Surprisingly, this dog even managed to beautify the breed name.

This was truly the first time he had ever seen anything like it.

Then he spoke again:

"Very good, you have ideals and goals, you are an ambitious dog."

immediately.

He changed the subject:

"But to be honest, based on what you've said so far, I can't give you the [Spirit Beast Blood] yet. Your attempt to play the victim isn't really that pitiful, so it's hard for me to play along with your act."

Bai Yanlang's face immediately fell:

"Dude, don't do this, give me another chance..."

At this moment.

Chi Baishi interjected from the side:

"Um...can I tell you how pathetic I am?"

Li Xunle raised an eyebrow:

"Okay, I'll give you a chance to eat for free. Now it's your turn to speak."

Chi Baishi immediately frowned, his expression changing in an instant.

Li Xunle was completely dumbfounded.

He thought to himself, "Good heavens, this face-changing is faster than the face-changing in Sichuan opera?"

As his thoughts drifted...

Chi Baishi opened his mouth:

"I'm so pitiful, I haven't eaten shit for over a hundred years..."

Li Xunle: "..."

Bai Yanlang: "..."

Chi Baishi: "...Why aren't you saying anything?"

Li Xunle stared at Chi Baishi, took a deep breath, and said:

"You'd better not talk. When you talk, I feel like there's a stench around us. To be honest, I don't feel sorry for you; I actually feel a bit disgusted..."

Chi Baishi: "Uh..."

Li Xunle clapped his hands gently:

"Alright, that's the end of the sob story. You didn't manage to get any sympathy from me, so I'll keep the [Spirit Beast Blood] for now. Don't even think about it."

After saying that.

He waved gently, preparing to leave.

At this moment.

Bai Yanlang panicked as he saw the [spirit beast blood] in his mouth about to fly away.

The blood of the spirit beast had always been its most coveted treasure.

Last time he went to search for the [spirit beast blood], he didn't dare to go too deep, so he never found it.

It had already given up hope.

However, hope suddenly appeared before him.

And it was so close to me, just a backpack away.

It is not prepared to give up so easily.

then.

It immediately exclaimed, "Wait!"

Upon hearing the sound, Li Xunle paused in his movements:

"What? Bai Yanlang, is there something else?"

Bai Yanlang nodded and said seriously:

"Hey bro, if you give me some [spirit beast blood], I can... be your henchman!"

Li Xunle looked at Bai Yanlang in surprise:

"Oh? Become my henchman? Are you planning to sign a contract of servitude with me?"

Bai Yanlang has an air of absolute certainty:

“That’s right. As long as you’re willing to give me [spirit beast blood], I’m willing to go through fire and water for you without hesitation.”

Li Xunle crossed his arms over his chest with great interest.

His gaze then turned to Chi Baishi:

"What about you? You don't think the same way, do you?"

Chi Baishi did not hesitate:

"Life is precious, love is even more valuable, but for the blood of a spirit beast, I can give up both! I'm willing to be your henchman."

After saying that.

It evokes a sense of desolation, like the wind howling and the Yi River running cold, a hero departing never to return.

Li Xunle couldn't help but laugh:

"Is [Spirit Beast Blood] really that important to you?"

Bai Yanlang: "Hmm!"

Chi Baishi: "It's absolutely necessary!"

Hearing the two dogs' affirmative answer, Li Xunle stroked his chin and began to ponder.

Two spirit-level dogs act as his henchmen...

To be honest, he thought it was kind of interesting, and probably quite amusing.

If the time comes, calling those two spirit-level dogs back to Blue Star to guard the home would be a good idea.

Who can say for sure whether Earth will face another catastrophe in the future?

Thinking about this...

Li Xunle was genuinely tempted.

His gaze swept over Bai Yanlang and Chi Baishi with a deep, unwavering intensity.

This moment.

He carefully observed Bai Yanlang and Chi Baishi, as if trying to discern their thoughts.

After a moment, he asked:

"What if I give you [Spirit Beast Blood], and you still don't listen to me? In that case, I'll have no choice but to kill you, but wouldn't that be a waste of two portions of [Spirit Beast Blood]?"

Upon hearing that there was a chance, Bai Yanlang immediately declared confidently:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! My character, Bai Yanlang's, is known to everyone, young and old, and is universally praised!"

Chi Baishi immediately assured:

"I am sure, absolutely, and definitely will listen to you. I will not listen to anyone but you. I, Chi Baishi, am not one to eat for free."

Li Xunle was taken aback, his gaze still fixed on Bai Yanlang and Chi Baishi, without saying a word.

Seeing this, Bai Yanlang spoke again:

"Ah, right, right! We all know your strength. You can kill us at any time. Who would treat their life like a game?"

Li Xunle smiled enigmatically.

"Just now, a dog said, 'Life is precious, but it can be thrown away...'"

After saying that.

Li Xunle's gaze fell on Chi Baishi, who was standing to the side.

Chi Baishi immediately blurted out:

"I would never joke with my life. I'm telling the truth. If I'm lying, I'll eat shit in public!"

Li Xunle raised an eyebrow:

"Eating shit in public? Wouldn't that be too easy on you?"

Chi Baishi pondered for a moment, seemingly realizing that his previous statement was somewhat inappropriate.

So he immediately changed his tune:

"If I'm lying, I'm not human!"

A strange look appeared on Li Xunle's face as he looked at Chi Baishi as if he were a great genius.

Chi Baishi pondered for a moment, then realized that he might have said something wrong again.

It realized that it might not have been human to begin with...

So it spoke again:

"If I'm lying, may I be struck by lightning!"