Infinite Highway Employment Guide

When your real-life identity becomes your survival tool in an unlimited flow game, can your profession save your life?

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Chapter 216: Zootopia

Chapter 216: Zootopia

It turns out that no matter who takes care of the child, it's easy for them to go crazy.

White ghosts, drooling and grinning, pounced towards the uninvited guests at the door. Oh no, they were kind-hearted volunteers.

How can a qualified kindergarten teacher instruct children to do bad things?

Cinderella just let the children go out and play with their friends. How kind she is.

With the fire still burning in front of her, she smiled woodenly as she watched the children crawling like cockroaches onto the faces of the snake-scaled guests outside.

On the other hand, the guests looked like dolls and their reactions were quite slow, but they were not completely indifferent. At least several of them had flickering eyes and were almost ready to draw their weapons. I don't know if it was because the heavy snow affected the actions of the snake players or for some other reason.

But soon, all the players present heard the system prompt.

[Ding——Violence is not allowed in beautiful fairy tales. Without detecting malicious intent from the other party, no active attacks can be carried out. How can fairy tales be bloody? ]

That's why Cinderella took the initiative to step forward.

Snow White's skills can directly poison people to death. Once they hurt the opponent, the invaders will actively attack them.

Similarly, it would be best for Grandma Wolf and Qiao Song not to take action.

Let her do this kind of hard work. As a kindergarten teacher, she knows how destructive children are. How can this kind of daily interaction with children be defined as dangerous and aggressive behavior?

After the system prompt, everyone looked at her back and suddenly felt great.

Snow White and Grandma Wolf obviously had experience, so they pulled Qiao Song into the dwarfs' room and hid there trembling.

"It's really terrible. Gu Jiani used this skill to repel a group of players who wanted to attack us last time, but those devil kids didn't come back before the skill timer expired. We were exhausted trying to coax them away for the whole day!"

Grandma Wolf was still frightened: "Although I am a confinement nanny in the real world, it is still easier to take care of preschool children. Children of this age... it is already difficult to take care of one at home. If there are two, we need to hire a nanny. Such a large group..."

Judging from their expressions, it was obvious that they found that day difficult to recall.

Not to mention Snow White and Grandma Wolf, the surrounding dwarfs were also praying silently, hoping that the children could stop the invaders, but at the same time they also hoped that the invaders could kill these children, so that both sides would suffer losses and cancel each other out!

Qiao Song: ...

What kind of skill is this that hurts yourself 800 times and hurts the enemy 1,000 times?

But it turned out that the attack power of these thousand was far beyond their imagination. The children did not launch any life-threatening attacks, so these snake-headed guys were holding weapons but unable to use them for a while.

This is a fairy tale world, how can you hit children?

They were pulled and dragged by the children, silently enduring the children crawling all over them like a cat climbing frame. The snake heads were soon either peeled off a layer of skin or urinated on by unknown liquid.

Some children even made a hole in the pants of some snake guy and boldly took the snake's tail as a toy.

A whole snake torture scene.

The man who was the first to knock on the door had veins throbbing on his forehead, and his body temperature began to gradually rise, and he had the warmth and temper of a living person.

"Players with resurrection spots step out and attack actively."

As soon as he opened his mouth, his other companions followed him. Although they hesitated for a moment, someone still stood up with a triangle ruler in his hand.

"I'm a math teacher by profession, so maybe I can give it a try."

These snake players who actively invade other areas are also aware of the rules of the fairy tale kingdom. If they use violence in a fairy tale without a fighting plot, they will soon be expelled from the story.

But they came in larger numbers, and everyone in the Snake team was a victim that could be consumed.

Cinderella carefully kept the burning matchstick in her hand. When she saw a man standing out with math teaching aids, she sneered: "A bunch of kindergarten kids, you're still planning to teach them math?"

The teacher with the snake head opposite did not answer. The ruler tool set in his hand was already pointing at the three children closest to him.

[Obtuse angles, acute angles, rounded angles, mathematics is everywhere in life! Please quickly count how many triangles there are in this figure! ]

In the pattern made up of several triangles, large triangles and small triangles are interspersed. For adults, this problem can be answered with a little thought. It is a skill that does not take long to control.

In contrast, Tang Xiaoxiao's function questions are directly related to senior high school students. I guess few adult office workers can answer them.

But for kids...

“What is a triangle?”

A little kid with a pale face and holding his finger tilted his head, stared at the man who stood up for a while with his two bloodshot eyes, then bit the math teacher's triangle ruler with a wicked smile.

Bang! The plastic triangle broke.

Middle school math teacher: …

The questions he asked were already the easiest in terms of difficulty!

The kids couldn't understand the questions and were limited by their skills, so they soon started chewing the teacher's ruler.

But this skill is more or less effective. At least the math teacher alone has controlled nearly half of the children. Although the number of rulers is constantly being destroyed, at least he has rescued the other companions.

The leader continued to call out people to use their skills. A snake head with a voice that sounded like a middle-aged woman was pushed out unwillingly. She said that she really didn't want to be cannon fodder, but finally took out a set of mahjong.

[How can a teahouse only serve tea? A chess and card room is of course the first place for chess and cards, and drinking tea is just a by-product! ]

Suddenly, several mahjong tables appeared out of nowhere. The kids who had been pestering them before appeared on the mahjong tables inexplicably. Several children who couldn't even recognize the words on the mahjong tiles just watched the mahjong machine shuffle the cards automatically and put the cards in front of them.

[When 5 people play mahjong, of course only the winner can leave the table! ]

The kid knew nothing about mahjong, so he immediately piled these things up like building blocks.

But there is a 10-minute time limit on each mahjong table, and the children will be released after the 10 minutes.

This skill is actually better used on adults.

Ten mahjong tables were half used before the remaining children were cleared out, but the leader glared at the middle-aged woman who had already started drinking tea.

"Who told you to use the crowd control skill now?"

The old lady rolled her eyes and didn't want to give him a good look.

"You said you wanted people with control skills. Look at your team and see how many people are capable of control. The math teacher and I are both on the team. What else are you dissatisfied with?"

Once they started using their professional skills, these puppet subordinates, who were previously as dull as dolls, seemed to have personal emotions.

Instead, it is naturally not as easy to control as before.

The leader took a deep breath and said, "The rest of you, go and capture all the players in that room. There's someone in there who has taken the identity of a prince, and that must be very useful."

"Your mahjong table should still have five seats available. There are a lot of people inside, so move the rest of the tables in."

Cinderella's face changed as soon as the children were controlled at the card table. She had no control over the math teacher. After all, it was not her, the kindergarten teacher, who was tortured by the children's math lesson.

She held up the match and shouted:

"You are parents, how can you let your children play chess or play with building blocks?"

[The effects of the Fantasy Matches and professional skills are being superimposed...]

[Ding——Triggers the kindergarten teacher's questioning effect. Parents who use illegal skills on their children will be frozen in place for five minutes until they finish reading the kindergarten student safety manual.]

A thick booklet appeared in front of the math teacher who was using his skills and the woman in the chess and card room. The main point was that a teacher and a parent would die together and no one would have an easy life.

Especially the one who runs the teahouse, they can’t be allowed in to control the dwarves.

But the other Snake players had already gotten rid of the children and rushed into the house, leaving one person behind to try to control Cinderella who was waving a match.

I don’t know if the snowstorm also affected the Snake players, but after they entered the house, someone quickly repaired the door with wooden boards.

The temperature in the hut slowly rose again, and the invaders, whose limbs were originally stiff, soon found the dwarf's room.

The leading guy pushed the door open with a solemn expression. What came into view was a dark room and two rows of 10 small wooden beds illuminated by the fire in the hall.

[Supporting characters must also have names and be flesh and blood! ]

[Ding——Hide and seek mode is on. I heard there are 10 dwarfs around Snow White. Do you know the names of these 10 dwarfs? ]

[Until all the dwarves are found, the room will always be dark~]

Snakes' eyesight is not very good, but their tongues can capture the smell in the air and outline the current state of their prey.

Hiss——

From the black room, the most common sound of snakes sticking out their tongues was heard.

There are 10 dwarves and 3 adults hiding in the room.

The dwarves are all under the bed?

Well, they should be holding weapons in their hands, and it smells a bit like wood or metal.

Players in the Snake Realm, when their heads have been transformed into animals, only need to stick out their tongues to sense the signals sent by their own kind, which can be considered their encrypted channel.

But for some players, this communication channel is not completely encrypted.

Near the door, the dwarf in the white hat who was hiding under the bed suddenly yelled, "Don't hide under the bed, they've found you! Lao Liu, get the durian!"

[International students, even if they know nothing when they first enter university, their language talent is top-notch!

Yes, I'm talking about talent, not ability. No matter how much you talk, I can't understand anything, but I know what you mean. Bro, believe me, my feeling is not wrong! I can definitely communicate seamlessly with your body language! 】

[Babel Tower skill is in effect. Automatically unlock the language system of other creatures and understand the general meaning of their conversations, but it is only a rough idea. You should give up on words that are too complicated, kid.]

When the invaders had already touched their feet, the one wearing a yellow hat next to the one wearing a white hat rushed out first, holding a durian in his hand.

[Part-time job at a fruit store! In order to eat fresh fruits and also to make money, the greedy girl chose to work part-time at a fruit store!

After a while, I became an expert at picking durians. I know which one is the stinkiest, which one is the most fragrant, and which one has five pods and full flesh! Practice makes perfect! 】

"I'll let you use your sense of smell to detect things, and I'll let you crawl in the dark. I'll stink you to death!"

A durian exploded completely on the ground, and even a series of fragrant fruits such as passion fruit were smashed to the ground.

Most of the dwarfs were students. One of them, a foreign student, was about to take out a can of herrings, but was strongly stopped by the others.

They just want to stop the invaders, not die together!

In the extremely sealed little room, the snowstorm won’t be able to get in after it’s over, and the smell in the room won’t dissipate!

After their sense of smell was disturbed, these Snake players were not to be trifled with. The leader, covering his nose, quickly pointed out a name.

"Where's that novelist? Let him come out. Use the name detector!"

The man who was called had been hiding behind, but was forced to stand up holding a keyboard.

[The Internet serial novelist who is incompetent in naming]

[In a novel with millions or tens of millions of words, there will be at least hundreds of characters. As some naming idiots, a naming editor is needed. At the same time, once some important characters appear, you can tell by just looking at the name that this person is definitely not cannon fodder! ]

The man called the novelist operated the keyboard for a few times, and sure enough, three light screens soon lit up in the darkness, representing three names.

【Grandma Wolf】

【Little Red Riding Hood/Snow White (Princess)】

【Qiao Song (Brave Man/Prince)】

When their eyes fell on the last glowing name tag, the eyes of the last few Snake players who had been holding back from using their skills lit up.

There really is a prince here!

This round, they went deep into the map of Maotu and successfully mixed countless fairy tales in this world together. They restricted these players with the rules of the characters, but the most important thing was to kill all the princes to eliminate the trouble once and for all!

Especially since this is a player with the dual identities of a prince and a hero.

The leader had completely given up on the dwarves hiding under the bed and headed straight for the corner.

"Kill the hero first! Players of this status will ruin Lord Sishe's good deeds!"

Before Qiao Song could move, Bai Xue howled, "You bastards! You were the ones who attacked first!"

[Ding——Large-scale regional struggle detected, fairy tale safety mode has been cancelled. Warm reminder, after the battle is over, all living players in the area will face plot penalties and have new fairy tale identities. ]

This is also one of the reasons why everyone tried to defend as much as possible instead of actively attacking. In the plot of a fairy tale, actively doing things that go against the character's plot will result in more and more character plots being forced upon you.

But the Snake's suicide squad doesn't care about so many things. They will even actively let the players in the team die to break the plot and achieve their goals.

The novelist who was looking for a name on the keyboard has now hidden in the corner, and the keyboard in his hand is almost broken by the pressing.

【Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't look down on the poor young! Back then, you Rabbit Fairy Tale City looked down on my Snake Territory, refused our alliance request, and embarrassed us in public. Now that we have grown up, we must come to you and ask for justice, so that you can understand that the snakes of the past can also become dragons in one step——】

The flashing screen and jumping characters were suddenly blocked by a piece of paper. Just as a certain cool novelist was about to tear off the paper with his hands, he suddenly felt a chill on his neck.

"Don't move. I heard that writing novels is not good for your health. If your fingers are cut off, it will be very troublesome later."

Several palm-sized paper figures restrained the novelist's hands and neck.

The middle-aged man just moved one finger and tried to press the enter key, but with a click, his little finger joint was almost cut off.

"Oh, what a pity, you cut your nails. If you move again, your fingers will really be gone."

The little paper man's words made the man sweat dripping from his forehead. When did this thing crawl onto him?

The keyboard is no longer usable. In fact, he doesn't really want to work hard for the Snake Realm. He was captured halfway and forcibly transformed into a player of that realm.

He wanted to press the Enter key just now, not because he was brave, but because he was a little curious.

Out of professional instinct, he felt that there was a character in this space who was quite important.

A novelist can directly infer a person's importance based on his name, which is similar to fortune-telling and feng shui.

In Fairy Tale City, a world where fairy tale books give rise to mini-games in various regions, the skills of novelists have been enhanced to a certain extent.

Since he couldn't move his hands, he closed and opened his eyes, and soon the world in front of him became something only he could understand.

【Novelist Character Biography Mode】

[The growth of any important character is inseparable from his/her past experiences and other characters he/she has met in life. Even if a character has an ordinary name, ordinary appearance and abilities, as long as he/she is surrounded by other powerful characters, he/she can become the protagonist, just like in a popular novel.

Another example is an ordinary person who falls off a cliff and encounters an old man trapped in a ring.

It only takes a short period of conflict to change one's life. The destiny of the child of destiny is hidden in the past life! 】

In the dark environment, the sense of smell has been completely disturbed by the stench of fruits. Occasionally, you can hear the howling of wolves and a beautiful woman shouting "Eat my apple pie!"

In this kind of environment, the world in the eyes of novelist Jing Hongyan seems so different.

He saw a paragraph of small words suddenly appear behind Grandma Wolf, which revealed the background of the story of Little Red Riding Hood, as well as Cinderella's fairy godmother and the outline of the story of the mole.

Behind the woman who uses apple pie as a weapon, the stories of Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood also appear, an introduction that blends in with personal experiences.

Needless to say, the introductions of the dwarfs under the bed were extremely short, but in a corner of this house, behind an unclear face, Jing Hongyan saw the most complicated character background setting to date.

[Qiao Song - the temporary prince in the Cinderella story of the fairy tale city, is looking for her beautiful princess with crystal shoes.

The last dragon slayer in the legend of the evil dragon, possesses a dragon-slaying sword that is unparalleled in the world.

The new person in power in the Wu Ma field, the savior in the eyes of all office workers.

The new ruler of the Dog realm and the object of loyalty of all mad dogs.

Blind Box Paradise has hidden shareholders.

Honorary shareholder of Zhazhi Town.

The most distinguished guest and inspecting leader of the Hell Community.

Honorary shareholder of Hearse Entertainment.

Kaidan Middle School, Kaidan Theme (in progress)

The creators and destroyers of convenience stores.

The character biographies were pushed forward along the timeline of the character's experiences until it reached the convenience store, when it suddenly got stuck. Novelist Jing Hongyan couldn't tell whether he felt fear or some other emotion.

Why does one person have so many achievements after his name?

If this world is a novel, then this person... then this player is...

Not knowing what kind of mood he was in, he finally saw the following few lines:

[The 2367019th living player who got off the Infinite Highway]

[The first person to leave the fantasy city that Zootopia and Cybertron combined while awake. 】

[The River of Life and Death...]

When Jing Hongyan saw this, he suddenly let out a scream.

His eyes seemed to be corroded by something, leaving only two black blood holes. There were constant system sounds in his head, as if the firewall had been invaded, and the alarm was sounding frantically.

[Invading the important encrypted files of the Cybermaster system, soul backlash punishment in progress...]

【bite--】

[Abilities being cleared, memories being cleared...]

Qiao Song was fighting the leader of the invasion, with the chainsaw in his hand buzzing. Soon he felt something strange coming from Xiaozhi.

The novelist whom she had previously controlled with a small paper man suddenly had bloodshot eyes and fainted.

Long before others suggested using something like durian bombs to interfere with the snake's sense of smell, Qiao Song had already made up his mind to find a corner and be ready to be the first to rush out.

Who knew that the number of invaders would be greater than she imagined.

In particular, the ability of novelist Jing Hongyan is particularly tricky. He can display the name tag directly in the air when the air is disturbed, the dwarf's hide-and-seek skill takes effect, and no one can see clearly.

She hadn't controlled the other party for long. After the novelist Jing Hongyan fell down, the smell of blood was so obvious that the leader of the invaders also noticed this.

"Jing Hongyan!? You damned fellow, can't you curb your curiosity!!"

The leader cursed, obviously wanting to know what on earth this man had seen.

Novelist Jing Hongyan is a guy in the guild who is not very strong in head-on combat, but has very strong supporting abilities, otherwise the leader would not have brought him along on such a long journey.

This guy's biggest weakness is that he is too curious. He always treats every player around him as material for his novels!

I don’t know how many times I have been tricked by this skill and I still haven’t learned my lesson. I don’t know what it saw this time!

Grandma Wolf seemed to have been waiting for this moment for a long time. She took advantage of the moment when the opponent was distracted, opened her bloody mouth, roared and pounced on him, and directly bit off the snake tail of the player who had been besieged by her and Bai Xue for a long time.

The leading snake-headed player screamed, but due to some unknown professional skill, he actually grew a second tail very quickly.

The leader actually knew that he might not be able to achieve his goal tonight, as all the key players with control skills in the team had been defeated.

But they also received an important piece of news. There was a brave man with considerable power here, and the novelist had just fallen in the direction where she was!

He has the dual identities of a hero and a prince, and is protected so well by a group of fairy tale characters. (Qiao Song:?)

This is most likely the person who will bring bad things to the fairy tale prophecy. Even if I can't kill her tonight, it will be useful to bring the news back!

He was just about to call on his teammates to retreat, but the others had already decided to retreat and took out their escape props.

Qiao Song took advantage of this opportunity and suddenly took out a pair of crystal shoes from his arms.

She simply picked up the snake tail that had been bitten off by the wolf grandmother and then spat out in disgust, and stuffed it directly into the crystal shoe.

[Ding——The lost crystal shoes have finally found their owner. Congratulations on finding the princess! ]

The snakehead who was about to escape:?

Wait, is there something wrong with his ears? Why did the system just prompt that he became someone's princess?

The author has something to say:

A crow who was busy trying to solicit investment for shipbuilding for the future Captain Joe suddenly sneezed: He always felt like he had missed some important opportunity.