Lu Yulan was widely known as a green tea, white lotus bitch. Relying on her status as an orphan, she blackmailed her way into marrying General Lu of the Empire. Even after the divorce, she maintain...
[Oh my, my host is so beautiful! What was wrong with me just now? I must have been blinded by your beauty and was just talking nonsense.]
If Xiaomi has no bottom line, then no one has a thicker skin than it.
"Okay, I was just teasing you. I'll definitely give it to you."
[Thank you so much to my beautiful, one and only host in heaven and earth.]
Lu Yulan's occasional chats with Xiaomi weren't actually meant to provoke her; rather, Xiaomi was bored spending all its time alone on the StarNet.
I didn't realize that the once composed Xiaomi is now only one step away from going half-mad. Hopefully, getting a Tier 7 beast weapon will cheer it up.
After thinking for a moment, he turned to his younger brother Lu and asked about the matter, "Fang Yao, will the principal be at the freshman ceremony? When will he give my Chu Rui the lucky draw he promised?"
What's the prize?
Wei Guang was taken aback and asked, "I haven't paid any attention to this round of freshman assessments and have no idea what the prizes are."
After hearing Lu Fangyao's explanation, Wei Guang showed a strange expression, which was rather hard to explain.
"The seventh-tier weapon you're talking about, is it a serrated greatsword made from the spine of a crocodile shark?"
"Yes."
Lu Yulan specifically looked at the pictures on the StarNet, and they were exactly as Wei Guang described. Judging from Wei Guang's expression, there was a sense of foreboding in them.
"What's wrong?"
Wei Guang lowered his head and thought for a moment, then looked at Lu Yulan, his thoughts unreadable.
"Does the goddess really want it?"
“Of course, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have come to the Imperial Capital Star.”
Xiaomi started bubbling up in Lu Yulan's mind, ["Waaah, host, you're so kind."]
"Okay, stop crying. I don't want to have hydrocephalus; it'll make me stupid."
Lu Yulan looked at Wei Guang, who had his head down, and exchanged a glance with her younger brother, both somewhat puzzled.
"Goddess, you've been fooled by Principal Gu. My uncle told me that Principal Gu is extremely unreliable. The weapon for the seventh-tier beast is definitely not in his possession. He's probably just using a model to fool you."
Lu Yulan: ...
Millet:……
"Are you serious?"
This is supposed to be a large-scale job fair, so isn't bringing models a bit excessive? But I just heard from Lu's younger brother that this martial arts test was also organized by Principal Gu.
It seems a little bit unreliable.
"Of course it's confirmed, because Principal Gu lost that seventh-tier beast weapon to my uncle in a bet with him."
Lu Yulan's heart had sunk to the bottom, but now things took a dramatic turn for the better.
"Really? Can I trade with your uncle? Anything, as long as I have it."
Lu Yulan excitedly grabbed Wei Guang's arm, and Wei Guang's heart pounded as if it were about to take off.
"Goddess, is my nose still there?"
"Hmm...? I'm here."
Why did things suddenly become so nonsensical? Before Lu Yulan could react, Lu Xiaozhu had already pulled Lu Yulan's hand off Wei Guang's arm.
Wei Guang finally returned to normal, his face flushed.
"Luckily, I got so excited that I got a nosebleed, that would have been too embarrassing."
After muttering to himself, he looked at Lu Yulan and said, "No need. My uncle is the emperor's consort and lacks nothing. Besides, that seventh-tier beast is nothing special. My uncle gave it to me. When the goddess returns, I will get it for you right away."
"Wait for me in the college auditorium."
With that, he opened the safety door next to him and jumped down.
"Why!"
"I hope he's alright?!"