Interstellar Healer

Waking up one day, Wen Le found himself a miserable "cabbage flower" on a future abandoned planet, tears streaming down his face. He was just a bit of a homebody, did they really have to se...

Chapter 103 Drama Queen

Chapter 103 Drama Queen

Wen Le and his friends spent two days at the Potato Market, letting Big Cat indulge in his meat-cravings. But when they got back to the hotel and weighed themselves, they found they'd gained back all the weight they'd lost the previous week, and even more than that, they were several pounds heavier. Wen Le's face darkened as he saw the weight. He'd been eating vegetarian food for a week, and it was worse than nothing.

Wen Le pinched the big cat's ears and said angrily, "Can't you try harder and lose a few pounds?" Every time he took this cat to a physical examination, the doctor would scold him, saying that his weight cannot increase anymore, don't feed him so much, it's not good for the pet but harmful to it, etc., and Wen Le felt ashamed every time.

Jin Cancan shook her ears and brainwashed Wen Le: "Don't listen to the veterinarians, they are all quacks. All they do all day is ask owners to make their pets lose weight. What else can they do besides helping people lose weight? And am I an ordinary animal? I am a winged tiger that can transform into a human. How can you compare me with those ordinary pets? Look at me in human form. I am not fat. Isn't my body just right? This means that I am the standard weight~"

After saying that, he glanced at Wen Le and said, "Besides, I'm still a beautiful young tiger. I'm just bloated now, but when I grow up, the fat will fall off, and I'll definitely be as thin as a lightning bolt~"

Wen Le: “…”

I am so exhausted from complaining, he is also a pretty boy Tiger, he is so shameless.

and……

"How dare you say you're just puffy?" Wen Le gritted his teeth as he pinched the fat on the big cat's buttocks. "It's so thick I can't even pinch it, and you call it puffy? Do you have some misunderstanding about puffy? Do you know what puffy looks like? When other people get their fur wet after a shower, they lose a lot of weight; that's puffy. But when your fur is wet and still plump, that's not puffy."

When her butt was pinched, Jin Cancan immediately got angry: "Don't pinch other people's butts, the teacher said that anyone who pinches other people's butts is a pervert!" On the importance of sex education for school-age children.

Wen Le was so angry that he almost laughed. Normally, he never saw this guy listen to the teacher much, but now he acted like a good boy who obeyed the teacher.

Since you can't control your mouth, you can only move more, stop eating meat, and follow him to go on a spontaneous wild survival adventure.

So Big Cat’s good days came to an end. Before he had enough meat, he had to go to the hunting ground with Wen Le to live a primitive life.

The so-called hunting grounds refer to some mountain forests. Most of the animals here are mutants with high lethality, which are difficult for ordinary people to deal with. In addition, the Forest Protection Law prohibits the use of lethal weapons in the forest to avoid any destruction of vegetation.

Therefore, the locals still welcome these hunting teams to come and hunt. After all, the existence of those mutant beasts is like a time bomb that may explode at any time and implicate them.

The hunting grounds Wen Le and his companions were heading to were in Onion City, a basin-like area with many mountains and forests, a gathering place for mutant beasts. The most famous of these mutant beasts was the mutant golden python. Its skin was waterproof, heat-insulating, and resistant to both high and low temperatures, making it an essential material for making mecha combat uniforms.

The bones of the mutated golden python can not only be used as medicine but can also be processed into special parts. Its value is similar to that of the mutated bison. In addition, its meat is delicious and rich in energy. It is one of the mutant beasts that the hunting team mainly hunts.

An adult mutant golden python is more than 20 meters long, with a waist as thick as a bucket. Its skin is so tough that it is almost invulnerable to swords and guns, so it is very difficult to catch.

Fortunately, the mutated golden python does not live in groups, otherwise it would be more difficult to capture it.

Of course, Wen Le and his companions were not there to mutate the golden python, but to mutate the mantis. This mutated mantis was as long as an adult's arm, and its entire body could be used as medicine.

In the past, when he was on Earth, Wen Leke had never heard that mantises could be used as medicine. However, in the interstellar era, mantises mutated and became a treasure whose entire body could be used as medicine.

As a therapist, Wen Le couldn't miss this mutant mantis since he had come to Tianmei Star. He also wanted to observe this mutant mantis and then submit an assignment.

If they want to understand this mutant mantis in detail as required by Teacher Hu, they will have to stay there for at least one or two months, which means they will have to live like savages for one or two months.

After hearing Wen Le's plan, Seven bought boat tickets and sent his wife and children away. He didn't want them to suffer, so those hardships should be borne by the men who were responsible for supporting the family.

At the same time, Seven also breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart was finally at ease. If Wen Le continued to play so relaxedly, he would really be anxious. After all, Wen Le paid them to take him hunting, not to be his personal bodyguards.

After all, he is not a professional, and he cannot afford to pay for anything that goes wrong.

It’s better to be like this now, after all, hunting is his profession.

Because they were going to be in the wild for a while, Wen Le and his companions stayed in Onion City for another day to prepare their supplies. Because there were many hunting teams here, many shops sold tools and emergency equipment that could be used in the wild.

Hunting grounds near the city are convenient and relatively safe. If something unexpected happens during hunting, you can send out a distress signal, and the rescue team stationed outside the forest will rush over as quickly as possible. The only unsatisfactory thing about hunting is that there is a tax.

Hunting on those uninhabited primitive planets was tax-free, but if the rescue team couldn't arrive in time, returning alive would depend on luck. In comparison, Seven and his companions preferred hunting in these relatively safe and secure areas. They would only go to those primitive planets if their employer required special prey.

After everything was ready, Wen Le and his companions entered the forest.

Jin Cancan is worthy of being called the king of the jungle. Since entering the forest, he has been like a savory food and can't stop running. He runs here and there, and from his jumping figure, you can tell that he likes this place very much.

Wen Le watched coldly from the side, thinking: Go ahead and dance. We can't access the Star Network and there are no restaurants. The days ahead will definitely be difficult. We'd better be happy as long as we can now.

He just doesn't believe that this guy can't lose weight!

The excited Big Cat felt a chill on the back of his neck. He turned his head to look at Wen Le in confusion, but when he saw that he wasn't looking at him, he turned his face away again. He temporarily suppressed the bad premonition in his heart.

Wen Le secretly wiped the non-existent cold sweat from his forehead, secretly feeling lucky that he was not discovered. This guy was becoming more and more vigilant.

After three days in the jungle, Wen Le didn't even see a bug, let alone a golden python or a mutant mantis.

Seven said that this was because they were still at the edge of the forest and if they wanted to hunt they had to go a little further in. After all, there were so many hunting teams in the entire galaxy, and this area was not opened up just for them. The animals at the edge had already been hunted.

For the sake of the people around here, the government will also send people to sort it out, so it is normal not to see the prey.

Wen Le had no choice but to follow Seven and the others deeper.

He had never been a serious hunter before. In the past, the school's wilderness survival training had always been sent to specially selected places, so there were still plenty of small animals like rabbits, and they could always catch some. Unlike now, he had to come here specifically to hunt.

Jin Cancan also gradually became listless from the initial excitement, especially when there was no fresh meat to eat and he could not access the Star Network. The whole tiger eye looked depressed.

The originally shiny fur had become dull, and when Wen Le reached out to touch it, static electricity was generated and his hand became numb.

Wen Le began to feel distressed, wondering if he was too cruel. Da Mao had never suffered any hardship since he was a child, and he probably wouldn't be able to adapt to such a primitive life with nothing.

He was even considering buying some meat from the system store for Big Cat to satisfy his craving. Ultimately, the system stopped him and sternly criticized him: "Host, you're spoiling me! If you continue like this, my little master will never grow up. Boys need to endure more hardships to grow into men who can stand tall and proud."

After being lectured by the system, Wen Le touched his nose awkwardly and immediately gave up the idea of ​​giving Big Cat extra food.

After educating the host, the system asked Mr. Tiger in a very servile manner: "Do you think it's okay for me to say this?"

"Yeah." Teacher Hu replied condescendingly, "Next time you encounter something like this, I won't need to teach you, right?"

"No, no, I know what to do." The system responded quickly.

Teacher Hu really couldn't stand his little apprentice treating Big Cat like a little princess, so he could only educate the baby on behalf of Jin Cancan's unreliable parents.

Of course, Wen Le didn't know any of this. He also didn't know that Big Cat had been secretly observing his expression and actions. Seeing the distressed look on his face when he touched his fur, he was so happy that he wanted to shake his tail like a windmill. When the owner shows his affection, it means there's meat to eat!

It’s high-quality fresh meat produced by the system!

How could Big Cat not be happy?

But after waiting for a long time, Wen Le didn't show any reaction, which made him feel happy for nothing. He had just seen that the owner had wavered and was planning to buy him meat, so why did he change his mind in the blink of an eye?

Is it because his current appearance is not pitiful enough?

In that case, let me make myself a little more embarrassed.

Such a happy decision~

Wen Le had absolutely no idea that a certain big cat had successfully evolved into an acting queen in order to eat meat, and had learned the trick of pretending to be pitiful without any instruction.

Then Wen Le saw Da Mao suddenly fall to the ground while walking. Frightened, Wen Le quickly ran over and asked, "What happened?"