Keeper's Survival Handbook. Remember three points: If it wants to kiss me, I will close my eyes and accept. If it wants to touch me, I will lie down and play dead. If it wants to mate with me, ...
"General, why are you blocking the road?" The adjutant stood next to Xu Hongrui, looking at him with a puzzled expression.
Xu Hongrui glanced at him sideways and said in a sanctimonious tone, "I heard that the terrorists who attacked the last Federal Conference are in the vicinity. I suspect they must have taken this route. However, just to be on the safe side, we should also block off other routes and lay a trap to catch them like turtles in a jar."
"General, you are wise." The adjutant saluted him. "General, there is a suspicious person behind you who has been watching you."
Xu Hongrui turned to look and saw Li Wenyang standing in the snow, his face rosy and his figure slender, every move he made radiant.
He was already exceptionally outstanding, and even surrounded by nobles, he was in no way inferior; at this moment, he was even more dazzling.
Xu Hongrui took a step back. "If anyone comes looking for me later, just say I'm not here."
Li Wenyang walked over with a smile, "How come I didn't know I became a terrorist?"
The word "terrorist" is extremely sensitive, and the soldiers around him immediately turned their guns around and aimed them at him.
Xu Hongrui waved his hand, his voice filled with helplessness, "This is my friend, don't worry about him, you guys continue."
The adjutant saluted with both feet parallel to each other. "Everyone, please continue. Don't peek. The general is dealing with household chores."
Everyone had an expression of sudden realization.
Xu Hongrui kicked him, "You talk too much."
Li Wenyang covered his mouth and chuckled, "The general's credibility is lacking. He said he would set me free yesterday, and he's already going back on his word today?"
Hsu Hung-jui denied it, saying, "I didn't say those things yesterday."
"Really?" Li Wenyang looked surprised. "If you didn't say it, who did?"
Xu Hongrui looked him up and down. "I've been with you for a while now, and you didn't even know I have dissociative identity disorder?"
Regardless of whether it was true or not, Li Wenyang saw a hint of disappointment in his eyes.
However, they really managed to completely dismiss the idea of ​​schizophrenia.
"Alright then." Li Wenyang shrugged. "Let's pretend the general never said that. Does that mean I'm still your boyfriend?"
"Hmm." Xu Hongrui's sculpted face flushed slightly.
"Since he's your boyfriend, you don't have to leave?"
"Um."
"Okay." I felt like I should do something at this point.
Li Wenyang put down his luggage, took off the clothes he had just put on because of the cold, revealing his delicate chin and neck.
"Won't you give me a kiss?"
Xu Hongrui's ears turned red. "Wait a minute." He turned to look behind him and saw a large group of soldiers gathered together, whispering and chatting animatedly, occasionally stealing glances at them.
Xu Hongrui, with his hands behind his back, shouted loudly, "Line up! About face!"
The soldiers behind him dropped what they were doing, lined up in unison, and turned around in a smart and efficient manner.
"Now you can." Xu Hongrui turned his face, took off his clothes and covered Li Wenyang's head, completely concealing their actions.
Like two college students fresh out of school, still shy and naive about first love, they kissed each other willingly for the first time.
An unexpected delight.
"Anyone who peeked will have to run ten laps around the track as punishment!"
"ah?"
"Didn't see anything?"
"This is so unfair! They have to run ten laps like this?"
A chorus of complaints erupted behind them, but Xu Hongrui ignored them and left with Li Wenyang.
Their relationship blossomed into a sweet one from then on. As long as he didn't do anything outrageous, like cheating, Hsu Hung-jui was definitely a good boyfriend.
She can also satisfy his desire for novelty from time to time, making her the most suitable candidate for him. To be honest, although it doesn't show on the surface, only Li Wenyang himself knows what he is thinking.
He wants love, but doesn't want to lose his freedom. He also prefers novelty. He changes lovers one after another, which is ultimately because he lacks something. He wants to be loved at the same time and doesn't think he has too many.
Of course, Xu Hongrui could satisfy all of these desires, and provide as much as he wanted, if it went against his wishes.
Xu Hongrui felt sorry for him. He had a plan for sex, only once a week, and never more than once each time. Was he living the life of an ascetic?
Li Wenyang couldn't accept it, but if he wanted to go out and find someone, he would definitely find out, and the consequence would be that he would be pinned down on the bed and fucked to death. After he finished, he would feel sorry for him and regret it. Then he would change the frequency from once a week to once every two weeks.
"..." Damn it, you can't calculate it like that.
Despite this, the two managed to get through their days together, albeit with some bumps along the way. Xu Hongrui set up a desolate place for him to ensure he wouldn't make any more bad friends or frequent nightclubs. He made him send pictures every day to prove he had eaten, and if he missed even one of his three meals, he would be sexually assaulted, making it impossible for him to get out of bed.
Of course, this was something Li Wenyang was happy to see.
Peaceful days probably began the moment the real Li Wenyang stepped in. He said he wanted to go to the military region, and Xu Hongrui immediately agreed.
After all, the place was full of rough men, and there were very few people who were suitable for Li Wenyang to target. Even if there were, they would already have partners, and it would have nothing to do with him.
Moreover, the military region's early mornings and late nights not only meant no time for going out and having fun, but also ensured the effectiveness of physical exercise. The key was that after training every day, they were exhausted and would feel hungry if they missed a meal. Li Wenyang basically got rid of all his bad habits in the military region.
Of course, he still couldn't shake his habit of liking new things, so he had developed a keen eye and could tell at a glance which one was Xu Hongrui in disguise. Today, he was mistaken and found someone who looked similar but wasn't.
Li Wenyang was slightly disappointed; he hadn't had any strange thoughts for several days.
Unlike Fang Rong, who would suppress his thoughts even if he had them, Fang Hua was fortunate to have the ability to read minds. He could see through Fang Hua's thoughts without him having to take the initiative and would grant his every request.
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