Keeper's Survival Handbook. Remember three points: If it wants to kiss me, I will close my eyes and accept. If it wants to touch me, I will lie down and play dead. If it wants to mate with me, ...
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The Monster Bathhouse Attendant
The requirements for applying for a bathhouse attendant are as follows:
Having weathered many storms, open to new things, and not easily intimidated.
Meals and accommodation provided, air conditioning and Wi-Fi available, monthly salary 4000 to 5000 RMB, commission not included.
A master celestial being was so poor that he had to give baths to monsters, but on his very first day, a customer made an unreasonable request.
"Can I put my hand in?"
"...Huh?"
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Under the bright moonlight, a small alley suddenly appeared in the otherwise peaceful street.
The red lights on the road added to the old-fashioned atmosphere.
A large sign hung above the city gate: Heavenly Demon City.
The Heavenly Demon City is a world exclusively for demons, where countless demons roam about, creating a lively atmosphere from afar.
Baili Yushu lifted his long robe and walked in. His arrival caused quite a stir, with most of the demons eyeing him menacingly.
"Celestial Masters and ugly creatures are not allowed to enter!" Three of the elders with the highest cultivation levels spotted him immediately and descended from the rooftop. "Heavenly Demon City belongs only to demons; please return!"
Baili Yushu looked up and saw a brown sign with black lettering. Below it was a line of small regular script: "Celestial Masters and Ugly Fools Not Allowed to Enter."
That's right, he is a celestial master, and a powerful one at that. Ordinary demons can't tell, but those three elders have exceptional eyesight.
"Our Heavenly Demon City has always been populated by good demons who do their jobs honestly and don't associate with the Celestial Masters. If you've come here to slay demons and exorcise evil spirits, I advise you to go back as soon as possible, lest you lose face later." Perhaps because they had the backing of the three elders of the demon race, the demons became less polite in their speech.
"Exactly, what is a Celestial Master doing in a place like this?"
"Why aren't you staying in the Celestial Master Realm? Why are you coming here to die?"
Baili Yushu's slender fingers twitched slightly as he pulled off the black umbrella on his back.
brush--
The black umbrella opened and was held in front of him.
"What? You still want to make a move?" The three elders were the guardians of this place. One was from the fox clan, one from the tiger clan, and the other was from the tortoise clan, representing the longest-lived.
These are beings that are extremely prone to becoming demons, and their intelligence is already quite high from birth.
The black umbrella flashed by, and Baili Yushu leaped up, heading towards the plaque.
The three elders knew his intentions and stepped forward to intercept him.
"You dare to act wildly in my Heavenly Demon City? Boy, bring me your name!" the Tiger Clan elder roared.
Baili Yushu remained unmoved, his black umbrella opening and closing as he maneuvered amidst the combined attacks of the three elders.
The three elders worked together seamlessly, one attacking, one defending, and one moving around, completely blocking his path.
"Boy, I don't care what your purpose is, with my three brothers here, you won't succeed!" The fox elder gathered his inner energy in his hands, so intense that he almost exhaled it.
Red wheat ears fluttered beneath the black umbrella as Baili Yushu spun sideways, dodging the fierce attack.
He moved with incredible speed, his steps resembling the Big Dipper, as he approached, even taking the time to reach into his robes and pull out a few talismans.
The talismans seemed to possess a spirit, climbing up the plaque like little elves and moving around it.
The plaque, exuding a strong agarwood fragrance, swayed, causing the three elders' expressions to change drastically, and they all stepped forward to stop it.
Baili Yushu stomped down hard, and the invisible energy spread out, exploding with a bang, sending the three elders flying far away, where they were caught by the demon race.
"You..." The turtle elder spat out a mouthful of blood, "Who exactly are you?"
The plaque made of peach wood fell down, and Baili Yushu caught it, letting it land steadily on his shoulder.
"I'm just here for the job interview."
"Apply for a job?" The three elders looked at each other in dismay.
Baili Yushu casually tossed the plaque out, and several little demons hurriedly caught it.
A black melon seed was firmly embedded in the signboard with a whoosh, and the words "Celestial Master and Ugly Guy" were extended by one end, becoming "Husband Master and Ugly Guy".
Baili Yushu pushed through the demon horde and walked into the street.
"Oh no! Oh no! That Taoist priest is coming this way!"
The shop owner was so startled that he spat out a mouthful of fresh tea. "Quick, close the door! Tell them we're not open for business today!"
Baili Yushu had arrived at the entrance of a time-honored establishment, with a sign that read "Bath Center".
He pulled out the job posting he had taken down that morning, which listed the requirements for applying for a bathhouse attendant as follows:
Having weathered many storms, open to new things, and not easily intimidated.
Meals and accommodation provided, air conditioning and Wi-Fi available, monthly salary 4000 to 5000 RMB, commission not included.
Honestly, the salary and benefits are really good, more than what he earned as a celestial master. When he first arrived in the capital, he didn't have a place to stay, so he could just make do for a few months. He got paid, and more importantly, there was Wi-Fi so he could continue to surf the internet.
Very good, Baili Yushu is very satisfied.
He arrived at an inopportune time; the shop was just about to close. Baili Yushu held the door shut, startling the little demon into reverting to its original form.
Meow~
Baili Yushu looked embarrassed. "Um, is your boss here?"
The kitten took off running, and after a while an old man came running over, trembling. "Master, what can I do for you?"
Baili Yushu nodded politely. "Hello, are you still hiring?"
He waved the job posting in his hand, and to prevent someone else from taking the good job, he shamelessly tore down all the job postings along the way.
"This..." the shop owner hesitated, "We have..."
"Um?"
"We're still hiring, we're still hiring." The boss was in tears.
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