Keeper's Survival Handbook. Remember three points: If it wants to kiss me, I will close my eyes and accept. If it wants to touch me, I will lie down and play dead. If it wants to mate with me, ...
"You don't need to do much to get it," Fang Hua shamelessly leaned closer.
"You wish! Taking care of a child is exhausting."
Fang Hua looked surprised. "I was just saying it casually, and you actually took it seriously."
"You..." If you say anything else, I'll beat you up.
"I'll just raise Fang Rong, I'm not going to raise a child." Fang Hua lay on his lower abdomen, listening intently.
(▼皿▼#), "Then what the hell are you talking about?"
Fang Hua continued to rub his little belly, "We look like an old married couple like this." He paused and continued, "You are the mom, and I am the child."
(‵□′), "Why am I the mom and you're the child?"
Can't we just talk normally?
It was one thing to let him play the role of grandpa in bed before, but this time he's playing the role of mom. Will they still be able to play together?
Fang Hua curled up, "I am Fang Rong's baby, I'm going to start kicking Fang Rong."
(;`o)o "Get away from me!"
You're getting all worked up over me for being fat.
How can this be? How can they even have a proper relationship?
Fang Hua lightly punched Fang Rong's stomach with her little fist, pretending to be serious, "After you're done kicking, you have to listen to Fang Rong coax me, I'm throwing a tantrum."
Go as far away as you can.
Fang Rong covered her face, unable to bear to look.
Are they on the same channel?
(▼ plate▼#)
"If Fang Rong doesn't coax me, I'm going to throw a tantrum." Fang Hua pressed his entire weight on him, stroking him up and down with both hands.
Before Fang Rong could say anything, he had already pinned her down on the bed, spread her legs, and started to rape her.
Before he could even protest, his mouth was gagged. Fang Hua looked on with enjoyment, covering himself under the covers and doing this and that to him.
Fang Rong closed her eyes and slowly accepted it.
There's a saying that goes, "Life is like rape; if you can't refuse, then enjoy it."
Since Fang Hua, this oddball, is already impossible to refuse, I might as well lie down and enjoy it.
He was open-minded. Anyway, ignoring Fang Hua's crazy ramblings, what this guy said made sense. Apart from not being married, the two of them were like an old married couple.
"Marriage?" Fang Hua's hazy eyes cleared. "I want to get married. I want to hold Fang Rong."
(▼皿▼#), "You wish! I'll be your bride and your groom at the wedding."
"Okay." Fang Hua had no objection. "Then I'll be the bride, and Fang Rong will be the groom. Shall we get married?"
"It's possible, but we should at least wait until the next tribe is stable before getting married." Fang Rong was also looking forward to marriage. After all, he was an orphan whose parents died early, so he could make his own decision.
"Yes." Fang Hua was also an orphan.
Strictly speaking, he has too many parents, and it's impossible to know which one is the closest or which one has the strongest genes.
Who he looks like now, and whose genes he inherited, is probably only known to the military region. But he's probably not simple, otherwise they wouldn't be paying so much attention to him.
I wonder if he looked for him after he jumped?
Honestly, Fang Rong felt she had hit the jackpot, having even managed to drag a promising young man along before she left...
"That was my own choice to go with you."
(▼皿▼#), if you keep eavesdropping on my inner thoughts, believe me I'll slap you?
Fang Hua looked aggrieved. "I didn't say anything wrong."
(▼皿▼#), why do I always feel like I've been cheated on? I have no privacy at all in front of Fang Hua.
This guy's superpower is so convenient; he can easily see what others are thinking.
However, living like that must be very tiring, since there are too many people who are two-faced and have ulterior motives towards you, even though they seem to be on good terms with you.
Just like Fang Hua, who was a man in the military region, it was rare to see someone so handsome. Naturally, people would have impure thoughts about him and fantasize about sleeping with him. Of course, it would be fine if they kept it to themselves, but if the person in question found out, they would be disgusted for a while.
Fang Hua doesn't show it outwardly, and very few people know about his special ability. Only he and Li Wenyang know about it, and if Li Wenyang tells Xu Hongrui, then it's only three or four people.
Because they didn't know, they could think whatever they wanted, and what they thought naturally hurt the pure-hearted Fang Hua.
Now, the innocent Fang Hua looked hurt. "Why does Fang Rong always try to touch my butt?"
(▼皿▼#), it's been found out again.
"You're always thinking about counterattacking." Fang Hua rubbed his head. "Being on top is tiring."
(;`o)o, let me try!
They won't even let me try, of course I've been wanting to.
Fang Hua hugged him comfortingly and patted his back, "Leave such hard work to me, Fang Rong, just enjoy it."
(▼皿▼#), in the end, it's still the same as not saying anything at all.
Fang Rong was unhappy. He had been teased for a long time but got nothing in return. Fang Hua, on the other hand, was very understanding and condescended to give him a few strokes. Afterwards, he even wiped him clean.
If you have the energy, let's play some sweet little games, like you playing the mom and I playing the son or something.
Anyway, Fang Rong just lay on the bed, obediently answering questions, and then drifting off to sleep if no one asked.
The next morning, another day of moving, Fang Rong lazily lay on the bed as usual, waiting for Fang Hua to finish packing his things before he would be dealt with.
Fang Rong suffered a setback while studying medicinal herbs, and is now struggling to learn languages, having already learned quite a few words.
Things like bowls, blankets, thatched huts, and the ground—I understand all the everyday things.
This is the overall art style.
νπiμkπkθeπk, let's go to bed together, I miss you.
iλiμkπe, I love you.
λeμiπkμai, I love you so much.
eλkθkμeoθkμ, let's roll around in the sheets.
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